Hey guys.

so this is like my first fanfic ever. Yay. I wouldn't really call myself a writer, so if you could please review it and give some feedback, that'd be great! Maybe some suggestions on what I should do to make my writing better :3 alright enough talking. Happy reading! *trumpets blare*


Chapter 1:

Boredom

"Meeeeeehhhh."

"What?"

"I'm bored."

"Ian...you've repeated the fact that you're bored for the past ten minutes. Now shut. Up."

"But Anthony I AM bored!" It was the middle of a Saturday afternoon and smosh was having lunch. They ordered pizza from round table as usual, pepperoni, mushrooms (or shrooms, as they call it.), and if one of them has lost a bet in the past week, they would get a special anchovies pizza just for one of them to finish.

"IAN WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR PIZZA?!" Anthony literally slammed his fists onto the table. "You know what, I could really use a drink." He pushed his chair back and headed toward the kitchen. He opened a cabinet that Ian had never seen open before. To his surprise, it was filled with something he was looking forever for.

"ANTHONY YOU HID MY LIQUOR STASH IN THE CABINET THAT I ALWAYS THOUGHT WAS FAKE?! HOW COULD YOU?!" Ian screamed.

"Hey, you never shared." Anthony took a swing of Jack Daniels. "I wanted some too. Jeez, exactly how many bottles did you have in your stash again?"

"Eh...about 45." Ian replied. Anthony spit out the jack Daniels that was in his mouth.

"FOURTY FIVE?!"

"Yeah. What's the big deal? That's not that many."

"Are you kidding?! How big of a drinker were you back in college?!"

"Not that big! Trust me! I only threw like...10 parties a year..." Ian began twiddling his thumbs. The word party triggered Anthony's mind.

"Party..." He stared at the Jack Daniels bottle he was holding and a lightbulb appeared on top of his head. "Ian! Party! Jack Daniels! You know what I'm thinking?!"

"We have our own little party and we drink so much that we're gonna be like zombies in a few hours?" Ian asked excitedly. His eyes were so wide, he could've been mistaken for an anime character.

Anthony rolled his eyes.
"No, you idiot. We throw a huge ass party and we invite all our YouTube friends. Epic meal time can cook but maybe something more appetizing then that pig meal they made, Alex and jimmy will play music, Felix (pewdiepie), Freddie, and us will be in charge of games, and Jenna will just be the little whore giving out lap dances. Sound like a plan?"

"Wait wait wait." Ian scratched is bowl head. "Why is Jenna the only one giving out lap dances? Can't I give some out?" Again, Anthony rolled his eyes.

"Yeah whatever."

"Awesome. I'll call everyone."