Voldemort,Barney and Coffee
Mrs.Riddle:Come come class a coffee factory isn't that bad
Class:Oh yes it is
Mrs.Riddle:Too bad your parents said you can go,now on the bus
Class:No!
Mrs.Riddle:Yes!or you'll all be in the office the whole day!
Hermoine:Stupid teacher
Harry:Funny,she reminds me of someone I know
(On the bus all of the class chanted"Coffee stinks"until the teacher beat them upside the head with liver)
Ron:We're at the coffee factory already guys
Mrs.Riddle:Whahoo!
Class:Shut up!
(They all go into the coffee factory and hold thier noses)
Harry:Ewww,coffee!
Ron:Yuck!
Hermione:Yum,coffee
Class:Shut your trap Herm!
Hermione:Fine!
Narrator:soon there's a rumble then another soon Voldemortpops out of a very large coffee bin then barney then baby bop
Class:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Narrator:This is a job for,the police ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Barney:I love you you love me we're a happy family
(Song continues in backround then suddenly stops)
Voldemort:Who could take that song
Ginny:you're not bad Voldemort you're nice
(Ginny kisses Voldemort)
Voldemort:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(Voldemort melts and baby bop dissapears in a puff of smoke)
THE END
Note:Barney dies from suffication in the coffee Mrs.Riddle goes insane and the kids start to skip school and
go to hogwarts. Please review.Also even I think it was stupid so dont diss me!!!!!!!!
Thanx,
Kathryn
