Voldemort and U-No-Poo

Disclaimer: still don't own Harry Potter

The dark lord sat plotting in his evil lair (aka. Malfoy Manor) along with

Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix. Nagini lay at Voldemort's feet. Voldemort, aka the

dude with no nose, stared coldly at the door. Just then, Wormtail came through

the door skipping, and stopped in front of Voldemort. He was eating a chocolate

frog and carrying a bag that read: Honeydukes.

"Did you get the needed materials?" asked Voldemort.

"You said you need extra wands," asked Wormtail.

"That was command given by the dark lord," said Lucius coldly.

"Here you are sir," said Wormtail handing you-know-who three wands.

"These are chocolate wands you douche bag!" bellowed Voldemort.

"Did you get anything useful?" asked the man without a nose.

"Well if you call, Puking Pastils, Sugar Quills, and two containers of You-No-

Poo helpful then…"

"You-No-Poo?" bellowed Voldemort. "What the Hell is that?" Wormtail

Looked at the jar and recited:

"It's the constipation sensation that's sweeping the nation!" said Wormtail

Cheerfully.

"WHAT?" shouted the nose-less man.

"They sell it down at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes for 5 sickels apiece," said

Wormtail excitedly.

"That's CRAP!" bellowed Voldemort. "AVADA KEDAVRA!" and with a thud,

Wormtail fell to the floor dead. Voldemort (who for some odd reason, still doesn't

Have a nose) smiled at his handy work. He then got up, and picked up the

Honeydukes bag and pulled out a pink sugar quill, and dropped it in his mouth.

THE END