I don't own bleach.

This is a little drabble type thing that just popped into my head because Chad likes cute things. If you want to use this for a fic or something, go ahead. This is really just a faint outline of what I wanted to happen written at 3 A.M.

Oh, and I've had Yachiru's dream before. I think it meant I was watching too much Bleach. That's why I took so long to write a Bleach fic. I took a break.

When Yamamoto gives Kenpachi and Yachiru a vacation to the human world, they're both happy. Kenpachi, because he gets to fight Ichigo in Urahara's basement, and Yachiru, because she gets to spend time with Orihime and Ururu.

But, Yachiru thinks, I gotta do something with Kenny. So when he and Ichigo are done fighting, she decides to go and ask him.

"Kenny, can we go to the amusement park tomorrow?" She asks, and her eyes are just big enough to make him say yes.

"Sure, Yachiru."

And as she sleeps that night, her dreams are as usual.

"Where's Yumichika?" Rangiku asked. On her head sat a duck. It wasn't doing anything. It was just there.

"Oh, he got sent back in time and to mars." Toushiro answered, taking a sip of mountain dew.

"So Renji, can I get 20 bucks? I lost a bet to Byakuya." Ichigo asked. For some reason, he was in a dress. And then Renji's head was huge.

"No Ichi, you can have…" Renji answered, trailing off. Suddenly a giant blue penguin wearing a coat and shorts and holding a hammer dropped from the ceiling.

"THE BIG GAY DANCE!1!one!" And as the penguin danced around, music began to play. It sounded like a techno remix.

"When you walk away you don't here me say
Please, oh baby don't go"

Small almost round beings with only a face and feet were falling from the ceiling. Their entire bodies except their faces were red.

Simple and clean that's the way that
You're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go."

When she wakes the next morning, she nearly cries when she finds out that Kenpachi has come down with something. A sickness having to do with Tessai cooking.

"That's why Ururu and I do the cooking." Urahara explained.

So she was left with nothing to do but wander the streets of Karakura alone. Until she bumps into someone in front of Ichigo's house. Someone who is nearly as tall as Kenpachi Zaraki himself.

"Hi Giant!"

Chad looks down. "Hello Yachiru. You shouldn't wander alone. You should have Kenpachi with you."

She pouts. "Kenny is sick. He promised that we'd go to the amusement park today." And that's when her face lit up, and he wasn't sure he would like what came next. "I know! Why don't you take me there?"

It was well known that Chad liked cute things. Yachiru was cute when she wasn't trying. When her eyes got bigger, and she pouted, he couldn't help but agree. She beamed. And everything was right with the world. But one thing kept bugging her. And then she got it.

"Can I ride on your shoulder?"

And so Yachiru spends the rest of the day on Chad's shoulder, eating cotton candy and riding the teacups. And as he agrees to take her to see the newest Pixar film, she decides that while she wouldn't mind having Kenny back, Chad's shoulder is just as good.

Yeah. Still good.

Anyone else think that could happen? Review please!