The Inu gang was walking along until they saw something very crazy.They saw a man in the clouds.
Man in the clouds-You all must search for the Donut No Tame'!
Inuyasha -What is a Donut No Tame',and why do we have to search for it!
Man in the clouds-The Donut No Tame' is like the Shikon No Tame',but is a donut,and you have to search for it because I said so,or face the rath of Barney the dinosaur!
Everyone-(went to find the Donut No Tame')
Man in the clouds-I am very convincing...
Inu gang
Inuyasha-Okay..where do we go?
Miroku-Mmmmmmm...I think we go...to where that lightning is striking...
Everyone -TALY HO...
Some where
An angry mob-Tis a demon!Burn the demon!
Sesshomaru-How do you know it is a demon?
Angry Mob-It looks like one!
Some guy-It turned me into a demon
Sesshomaru-You are no demon...
Some guy-I got better...
Person who the angry mob thinks a demon-They dressed me like this!
Sesshomaru-Did you dress her like this?
Angry mob-no,no,no...yes,yes,yes...
Sesshomaru-Settle down.There are some ways of telling if it is a demon...Okay...What burns like demons...
Angry mob-More demons!
Sesshomaru-Wood!Wood burns like demons!Okay!Why do they burn?
Angry mob-...Cause thy're made out of wood...
Seshomaru-Correct!And what does wood do?
Angry mob-You can make a bridge out of it!
Sesshomaru-But can't you make one out of stone...
Angry mob-It floats!
Seshomaru-yes...What also can float?
Angry mob-Bread,an apple,a really small pebble!
Kagome-(appears out of no where)A duck!
Seshomaru-Correct! Now what do we do?
Angry mob-If she weighs the same pounds of a duck,she is a demon!
Sesshomaru-yes! we shall use the scale!
Angry mob-(puts the girl on the scale)
Girl who the angry mob thinks is a demon weighs exactly like a duck-OH CRUd
Angy mob- BURN THE DEMON!
Inuyasha-Oh kuso!It is my yuro brother!
Sesshomaru-I have no business with you,but on the other hand,i only want to talk with the human girl.
Inuyasha-You mean Kagome?
Kagome-ME!
Sesshomaru-Yes...How did you know i was taking about a duck?
Kagome-Oh...Well back in my time i watched a movie called "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Sesshomaru-ohhhh(Whispers to Inuyasha)What is a movie?
Inuyasha-No clue...
Kagome- Sesshomaru, will you join us in our quest in search of the Donut No Tame' ?
Sesshomaru-Why does this Sesshomarun have to?
Miroku-You have to, or face the rath of Barney the Dinosaur!
Sesshomaru-Let's be on our way then!
(These people are the people who joined..)
Sesshomaru-The brave
Koga-Not so brave as Sesshomaru.
And some guy not appearing in this fanfic.
Sango-Hey look!It is a bridge! And there is the Donut No Tame'
Kagome-There is some guy guarding the bridge...and not just anyone, it is Naraku!
Inuyasha-Sesshomaru,you go first...(pushes him to the bridge)
Sesshomaru-fine!(walks to Naraku )Why are you guarding this bridge?
Naraku-I need a part time job,thank you very much!
Sesshomaru-Your welcome!
Naraku-You have to answer these three questions,well what is your name?
Sesshomaru-Sesshomaru...
Naraku-What is you quest?
Sesshomaru-I seek the Donut no Tame' .
Naraku-What is your favorite color?
Sesshomaru-Silver...
Naraku-You may pass.
Sesshomaru-Awesome!(crosses the bridge)
Koga-That is easy!(runs up to Naraku)
Naraku-What is your name?
Koga-(thinks for a moment)Koga!
Naraku-What is your quest?
Koga-I seek the Donut no Tame' .
Naraku-What is the capital of (can't remember what he says) Texas?
Koga-I don't know that i mean...(boosts up to the sky and falls down) (A/n;Sorry Koga fans!)
Miroku-(runs up to naraku)
Naraku-What is your name?
Miroku-Miroku!
Naraku-What is your quest?
Naraku-I seek the Donut no Tame' !
Naraku-What is your favorite color?
Miroku-Pink I mean purple iI mean AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(falls off)
Inuyasha-(runs up to him)
Naraku-What is you r name?
Inuyasha-Inuyasha...
Naraku-What is your quest?
Inuyasha-I seek the Donut No Tame' !
Naraku-What is the capacity of an un laid swallow?
Inuyasha-What do you mean,an African swallow or a European swallow?
Naraku-I don't know that I mean ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (falls off)
Everyone else left-(crosses the bridge)
at the other side
Inuyasha-How are you guys still alive?
Koga and Miroku-We don't know...
Inuyasha-Look in the sky! It is the Donut no Tame'!
Guy in the clouds-I had it the whle time!
Inuyasha-You mean we went through all of that trouble,and you had it!
Guy in the clouds-Yup!
(everyone starts fighting each other)
Miroku-Everyone stop fighting!Stop fighting! For I posses the Donut no Tame' !
Sango-It is more beautiful than i ever imagined!
Miroku-I have seen the top of the mountain,and you all shall worship me as though I were az god!
Inuyasha-(stabs him)
Miroku-I regret nothing,I lived as few men dared to dream!
Kagome-Lets go home!
Everyone-Okay!
THE END!
