Well…this is just a really random thing to get some of my humor out on. I always do such serious stuff so I wanted to start a little nonsense story to make some of my inner insanity go away.

So here it is, a series of random funny drabble focused on our gender bending Kagome/Kyo!

MWUHAHAHA!

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Crossover: Gravitation and InuYasha

Pairing implied: Eiri and Kyo cuz yoai makes the world go round

-Pet rock-

Kyo sighed, trying to drown out Eiri's ranting with his i-pod. The calming sounds of death metal filled his senses, and he smiled to himself. Apparently, smiling gave off the fact he was ignoring his boyfriend and probably one of the longest rants the blonde had ever given.

He swore Eiri had PMS.

His earphones were ripped out of their respectable places, and he had to meet his lover's angry kitty cat gold and green eyes.

"Were you even listening to me at all?" Eiri's baritone voice asked annoyance just under the cool surface.

Kyo smiled brightly, tilting his head like a child. "Nope,"

He found himself whopped aside his blue-black head, his face being sent into the cushion of the couch.

Eiri sighed, running his hands through his hair and lighting a cigarette. "I think I should just get a pet rock…it's listen to me better then the idiot I have now."

Out of thin air, Kyo had a rock, a childishly scribbled face drawn on it. "Do you want to be his pet rock?"

There was a silence, and Eiri wondered if his lover had finally lost what little sanity he had left.

The blue eyed male smiled cutely, looking up at him. "He says no because you're a dick-head."

Eiri hit Kyo again, this time to make sure he stayed down for good.