Friends will make plans with your parents before they come to your house. Best friends will barge through the door and yell, "I'M HOME!" Friends will bring you your homework when you're home sick. Best friends will stuff it down a paper shredder for you and then blame it on their dog. Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Best friends will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you. Friends ask you to write down your number for them. Best friends have you on speed dial. Friends have to be told not to tell anyone. Best friends already know not to tell. Friends will help you when you're lost. Best friends will give you bad directions and screw with your compass. Friends will go with you to a concert. Best friends will help you kidnap the band. Friends will hide you from the cops. Best friends are probably the reason they are after you. Friends will bail you out of prison. Best friends will be sitting next to you saying, "We screwed up, didn't we? But dang... that was awesome!" Friends will find you your Prince Charming. Best friends will find him, kidnap him, and then bring him to you. Friends will comfort you when he breaks up with you. Best friends will call him and whisper into the receiver, "Seven days…" Friends will help you learn how to drive. Best friends will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect the insurance. Friends borrow your stuff for a few days and then return it. Best friends have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours. Friends will leave when they feel insulted. Best friends will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong. Friends will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Best friends will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry. Friends will offer you a soda. Best friends will dump theirs on you. Friends will console you when your house catches on fire. Best friends will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen. Friends will ask, "Hey, are you okay?" Best friends will load up their shotgun before you can tell them what's wrong. Friends tell you that you look nice. Best friends will tell you that your outfit looks like puke and help you find a new one ten minutes before school starts. Friends say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced. Best friends help pick out your studs, take before and after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring. Friends roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night). Best friends start rambling with you. Friends smile amusedly when you get obsessed with something. Best friends get obsessed with you. Friends say "See you later!" Best friends say "I LUUUUUUUUUHHHHHVVVV you! DON'T LEEEEEAVVVE!" and tackle/hugs you. Friends forgive you. Best friends hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band. Friends tell jokes with you. Best friends have countless inside jokes with you. Friends will help you move. Best friends will help you move the bodies. Friends meet your boyfriend and say "Nice to meet you." Best friends meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you. Friends think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline. Best friends are jumping right after you. Friends come over every couple of months for a sleepover. Best friends are your weekend boarders. Friends are shy around your boyfriend. Best friends will tease him until he blushes redder than a fire truck. Friends call you crazy for running through the bleachers yelling, "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" Best friends say, "NO. IT'S CUCUMBER TIME!" and then run with you. Friends will be crying at your funeral. Best friends will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you. Friends will ignore this. Best friends will repost this crap!
