Title: The True Mary-Sue Two

Author: Java Green

Rating: PG-13

Notes: Due to popular demand I'm doing a sequel.

Apologies: First to Tolkien, second to Cassie Claire, third to the readers for ruining a perfectly good story.

A vision came to me.

I saw two rigid, spiky phallic symbols rising in a dawn of red. I trudged behind a company of three and cursed the fact I was always downwind.

It must be time for the sequel then.

***Yep, the Java Sue LIVESSSSSS!