A/N: Okay, this is a song that my friend and I made up that makes fun of Rizzo, when she's making fun of Sandy. Personally, I thought Sandy was better as 'Good Sandy'. That's just me though, I guess. Anyway, this obviously goes along to the tune of Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee. Reviews are welcome, even if u tell me that Rizzo shouldn't be made fun of. As if. Anyway,... Enjoy!!

Look at me, I'm So Ugly

Look at me I'm so ugly

I have no virginity

Will go to bed, Won't get legally wed,

I can't I'm so ugly

Watch it! Hey, don't I look gay?

Deformed? I was born that way.

Won't look across, my mind is lost!

Wow, this song is gay

I drink

I swear

I wrap my hair

I'll get ill from all these cigarettes

Keep your filthy paws on my silky drawers,

Did you use that crap on Annette?

As 4 u Troy Donahue,

I know what u wanna do

You've got your crust,

I'm an object of Lust

I'm just plain ugly!

Elvis! Elvis!

Don't let me b

Don't keep that pelvis far from me!

Can't keep my cool

Now I'm starting 2 drool!

Fongool

I'm so ugly.

(Spoken:)

Sandy: You makin' fun of yourself Rizz?

Rizzo: Some people are just so ugly...