Voice: Hello! Mina-san our guest for today is: (Drum roll!)
Genjo Sanzo, Son Goku, Sha Goyjo and Cho Hakkai!!

Voice: Tell me. How do you feel about one another after being together for so long?

Goku: I'm hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought they have free food here!

Goyjo: SHUT UP YOU STUPID MONKEY!

Goku: oh yeah! You horny water monster! I will kill you

Goyjo: oh, yeah!

Goku: Yeah

Sanzo: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DIE SO BADLY!

Goyjo and Goku became quiet

Voice: Now Hakkai let's talk about the past. Tell me about your past.

Hakkai (holding a bottle of wine): How this is great alcohol! I never tasted a thing like this since we had the monkey wine! Sanzo come and taste this!

Sanzo: * Silent * GULP! GULP!

Goku: HEY! SANZO I WANT TO TRY SOME!

Sanzo: No, you can't!

Goku: You corrupt monk, you!

Sanzo: Shut up! (Pointing his gun at Goku)

Goyjo: Wow! This is good. Tastes better than Hannya's water!

*SILENT*

Everybody burst to laughter except Goku

Goku: I don't get it!

Voice: Anyway tell me it must be hard to fight all the demons what do you do during your extra time?

Goku: ITADAKIMASU!

Goyjo: Women! I stick with Women!

Hakkai: Poker anyone?

Sanzo: Shut up and die!

Voice: ok. Um, You guys are all considered to be tough but tell me what about your sensitive side.

Hakkai, Sanzo, Goku, Goyjo (angrily): WHAT ABOUT IT?!

Goku: Hey, check this out; P-R-E-S-S, press B-U-T-T-O-N, button, T-O, to,
R-E-L-E-A-S-E release, D-E-M-O-N-S, demons. Press button to release demons!

Hakkai: NANI?! What a wonderful surprise from Kougaiji!! We should thank them!

Goku: HEY! Sanzo What does that mean?

Goyjo: It means this is a trap! BAKASARU! It also means that all the audiences here are.

Audience: YOKAI!

Goku: I'm no bakasaru! You KANAHERU KAPA!

Sanzo: enough fighting! KILL the demons!

Hakkai: Do not do this at home kids this is very violent. Or better yet turn of the TV.
This has been a wonderful show so stay tuned for the next episode! Sayonara!

Goyjo: Hurry up Hakkai and help us!

VOCABULARY:

MINASAN- everyone

ITADAKIMASU- LET'S EAT!

BAKASARU- Stupid Monkey

Kanaheru Kappa- Horny water Monster

Hannya's water- according episode 39 or 38(about the monkey wine) it also means wine

Sayonara- goodbye

Yokai- demons