The Good, The ED, and the Insane By: TurbineEddyPrower

Disclaimer: Ed, Edd, n' Eddy and all related characters ©2002 A.K.A. Cartoon, Inc./Cartoon Network

It was nuts! Ed just went insane that day! I, Eddy, will tell the story as best as I can. Well, actually, Turbine paying me to narrate it. He told to go to Big Bear to get some sweet jawbreakers. Lots of variety flavors! Well, anyway, here's the story.

Ed was in his room watching a movie where someone went insane. He, of course, got influenced and stared acting insane. He wound up going insane! Dangerous. um, Turbine, that was stupid and corny! Turbine (who is me): Sorry!

Well, the next day, we were all standing outside innocently. When Ed came out. INSANE!!! He started running around screamin' like a retard. He then started attacking us with buttered toast! "Eddy!!!" Double D screamed. "Yeah Sockhead! THIS IS-OW-NUTS!!! OUCH!!! QUIT IT LUMPY!" "Eddy, it seems that Ed has gone. CRIMINALLY INSANE!!!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ED'S GONE INSANE! RUN!" Kevin walked up "What do you mean, dork? OUCH! QUIT IT, IDIOT! OUCH! I SAID STOP! WAIT, HE AIN'T SAYIN' NO STUPID RETARTED PHRASE AS USUAL! HE'S INSANE!!!" "Told ya! OUCH! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! OR AT LEAST THE LANE!!!" "MY BROTHER'S RETARDED! I MEAN, INSANE! RUN JIMMY!" Sarah yelled. Jimmy tried to run but Ed ran up and poured gravy all over him. He was covered and stuck to the ground. Ed then ate him whole and started chasing the others. "VICTOR!!! GET GERTRUDE AND WILFRED AND HEAD FOR THE LANE! QUICKLY! NAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP ROLF, OH GREAT NANO! NOT- CORRECT-IN-THE-HEAD ED BOY IS INSANE!!!!!!!!!" Rolf rode on Victor very fast, carrying Gertrude and Wilfred with him. Hey, wait, Turbine, it's almost the end of the chapter. How come 2x4 and his stupid plank of wood haven't shown up yet? Turbine: Just wait!!!

Later, Nazz and Jimmy had been eaten. We were all shivering cold in the middle of the night in an unknown part of the lane. We suddenly saw Ed jump on a rock. We screamed our heads off when, again suddenly, Johnny swung in on a rope, WITHOUT PLANK!!! "Where's Plank you insane freak?!!!?" Ed then said in a really, extremely, freaky, retarded accent "I ate him!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLANK!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIND RETURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Plank suddenly was floating out of Ed's mouth and landed next to Johnny. "LET'S STOP THIS THING BEFORE IT BEGINS PLANK!!!!!!!!!!"

Weird, huh?!? Well, those on the round robins, please do your best on continuing. But, if you're just reading the full story, I'll be back with chapter two soon.