It's comedy, folks. AND it's Knives having his say.
Think the two will mix? Take a read.
NOTE: Big time SPOILERS! Readers beware!!
I'm Still Alive
As sung by Knives from the anime series "Trigun"
as sung to"I Will Survive," orginally sung by Aretha Franklin
(cue music)
At first we were on top
We were dignified
Knowin' we'd have our own Eden at each other's side
After all, I took the time to destroy the human race
And then disgrace…
It seems you haven't learned your place…
You stabbed my back
With my own guns!
I tried to kill them all, my brother dear, so we'd be the only ones
I should have skinned that stupid Rem
I shoulda purged those tainted chimps
If I'd a known for just one second you'd be a pathetic wimp
So I don't know
What you're mad for
Just simmer down now
Sure, you don't have an arm no more.
Weren't you the one who went and shot me in the leg
You think I'd humble?
You think I'd bow down and beg?
Oh no, not I!
I'm still alive!
Oh, as long as I have this big blue tub,
I know I'll grow and thrive
I've got all these pep's to kill
And Bluesummers knows I will
For I am Knives!
I'm still alive!
It took all the strength I had not to be blown to space
Lookin' down to find there's nothing left below my waist
And I spent oh so many nights lookin' for you, my other self
I thought I'd die
But a lot's changed since old July.
Just look at me!
My legs renewed!
I'm not a gimpy little torso thanks to Mr. Blue.
And so I felt like stoppin' by just to say that I am back and free
And now I'm leavin' all my revenge to these spiders servin' me!
Yes, yes. I know
I lost before...
Oh, stop the tears now!
Geez, you're not Rem's sidekick anymore.
Weren't you the one who burned a hole up in the sky?
Yeah, so I fumbled.
'Least I don't lay down and cry!
Oh no, not I
I'm still alive!
Oh, as long as I know psychic tricks, I'll complete this genocide
I've got a million lives to live
And I won't rest while you still live
Cause I'll revive
I'm still alive!
Ohh…
Come on, Vash, bro
You know the score
They're like'n me now
'Cause your monologues are a bore
You thought your plan to kill just me was gonna fly?
Plots aren't so simple.
The writers won't let me die!
Oh no, not I!
I'm still alive!
As long as the reruns are on, I'll be sayin' no good-byes
Yes, this role I will reprise
So we've got sequels to revise
Cause I've revived
I'm still alive!
