Hi, for those who know me, THANK YOU FOR READING MY RANDOMNESS! Unfortunately, I won't put my ideas from my other fan-fic into practice until the next chapter, but oh well. It'll do.
For those that don't know me, just wait till the next chapter if you want to see Bleach Cast Torture!!! MU-HA-HA-HA-HA-AH!!!!!!!!! (Ahem.) And in real life, I'm not quite as evil as I will be in this story. Maybe. I don't know. One of my friends is though. . . . [Vashmiko27: that would be me kiddies
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Otherwise, Memories of Nobody would be subbed already, and Aizen would be a chicken (literally) and Hitsugaya and Hinamori's relationship would be obvious, not "are you boyfriend/girlfriend, friends or brother and sister?"
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Me: --sigh-- Okay, now I'm bored. I could be working on my other fan-fic, but I don't know what to do for Mayuri. . . --sigh--. . . What to do? What to do??
--Bangs head against desk repeatedly for effect.--
Me: Oh!! I know! I'll write a filler, uber awesome fan-fic about torturing innocent (or not so innocent) Bleach character!!!! I'm SO SMART!!
--Jumps up in the air for joy.--
Me: OKAY!!! Um, but first, how do I get them here? Oh Hitsugaya!!
Pop!
Hitsugaya: What now? I have important work to do!
Me: That's nice. . . Remember, THE PHOTOGRAPH!!!!!
--Hitsugaya immediately resembles a strawberry--
Me: Hmm. . . Maybe you should have been the one named "Ichigo". Anyway, to the point. I'm gonna play Truth or Dare!
Hitsugaya: So?
Duo: Nice. I feel bad for you.
Quatre: Careful Duo.
Gaara: Um. . . We shouldn't be here. . .
Me: Quite right. I feel that I'm gonna regret this in the near future, but you are free for the time being. This is a Bleach fan-fic. Not for you.
Duo: SWEET HOLY SHINIGAMI!!!!!!!! I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: Too bad, I was starting to like it here.
Duo: That's because you don't have to deal with Mr. Cranky-Pants over there.
Hitsugaya: --Sneeze-- Probably Matsumoto, she always gossips about me. (A/N: In Japan, it's a common belief that if someone sneezes, it means someone else is talking about them.)
Quatre: Anyway, bye Kana!!
Me: FINALLY!!! Anyway, Hitsugaya, go to the Bleach world, and wear this.
--Hitsugaya is handed a collar.--
Hitsugaya: And the point of this is. . . .
Me: Just do it. . . .
Pop!
--Hitsugaya disappears after putting on the collar.--
Me: YES!!!!
--Punches the air for joy, then concentrates hard and snaps once.--
Vashmiko27: Kana (main character) is thrust into a time-space warp, and ends up on a completely deserted island in the middle of no where.
Me: Perfect! Okay, time to get to work.
Miko: Kana spends the next several hours honing author powers by making over 100 obedience collars appear, and creating a humongous mansion with an anti-reitsu fence around the house, and two more around the island for safe keeping. Going to bed satisfied with her work, she thinks over the next day, when her author powers will be fully restored. . .
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Yea!! I'm about to do major torture to the Bleach Cast! Just like in my other fan-fic, but I'll put my ideas to the test. The one good this about a fan-fic is that you control the events of everything. (evil laughter.) Please Review!!!
