Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter. Thanks to J.K. Rowling since her
works make HP FanFics possible. w00!
Thanks:
1. Michelle- school friend- loony.. Honestly! 2. Gigi- Okay, you made me really do this.. Eeevil. 3. My Chihuahua Chicko made me work.
Other Thanks:
The rest of the thanks goes to people who know me from the HP boards. Percy - Tim as Nic calls him, My cousin Ash, my sister Rowan, and my maniac friend Gigi who really made this possible as me and her tend to drink soda, overload on caffeine and you know the stinkin story.
Ahem. You go to a pub with your dad and hear about Wizards and Witches from locals. What in the world is that supposed to be? Well, they're plain muggles to you! Truth, there is a school called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where the famous Harry Potter attends. I mean, resides. But why isn't it based on Neville Longbottom?! Why couldn't Neville be a bit of the star? Ron Weasley gets sidekick! w00! Ahem. Today, we will learn. Lets get to the story!
Hogwarts was covered in brilliant sunlight. The students located in Gryffindor Tower were getting the heat as the sun beamed through the windows of the boy's dorm. Harry Potter was having the most amazing dream, he was in Neverland, before he could sing, "I wont Grow Up" he fell off his bed and landed face down with a thud. The thud was so loud it woke up the rest of the boy's in the dormitory. Dean Thomas wrote all over his face as he held a paintbrush in his hand, apparently poor Dean was sleeping with it. Seamus Finnigan leaped off his bed so sudden he almost collapsed. Ron Weasley was still sleeping. Snoring really, when it should have been Neville to be snoring. Thing is Neville was awake, not sleeping, he had such a tired look he looked like he would faint any second, literally.
The Remedy by Jason Mraz Plays -
After finding himself, Harry grabbed his sheets that were still on his bed, and hoisted himself up using the support of the four-poster bed. Swaying slightly, people would think him drunk, as he smiled like he was having the time of his life with the hottest lady alive (Who is the hottest lady? Angelina Jolie? Why not. Hmmm. Who knows). Anyways, Ron Finally woke up as he heard Harry making goo goo sounds and . Drooling?! What in the world.
Ron grabbed a napkin from the table that had the water jar thingy, or the container, or whatever it is, and gave it to Harry to clean himself off.
"Thanks," Harry said as he whipped the drool that slowly dribbled down to his shirt.
Ron shook his head lightly, "No problem, maybe you should go easy on the dreams, huh?"
Harry shook his head, looked at the rest of the people, and I swear he hissed at them, because once he looked at them they hurried out of the dormitory with their pajamas still on. Except Neville, who stood on his bed, asleep again, and this time he was snoring.
"Ron? Who is going to wake up Neville?," Harry asked as he scratched his head. Blimey! Doesn't it seem like something's in his head when he scratches? Maybe a gnome? Naw, gnomes are too big.
Ron blinked as he made his way to Neville, and put those cloths hanger things on his nose to stop him from snoring. Not only did it stop him, he shrieked like a banshee as he realised something stopped him from breathing. Removing the cloths hanger thing, he threw it at Ron and watched as it smacked the back of Ron's head. Rubbing his head, Ron sniffed and ran out of the dormitory like a girl.
Watching, Harry snorted into the glass of water he got before sleeping. Apparently it was still full, good thing too, what if he needed to use the loo? Then what? He wasn't one anymore, he was teen! A man! Well, not quite a man.
More music, this time by Kylie Minogue -
As classes came to session, and ended for break time, Hermione joined Ron and Harry as they headed out to the grounds after picking up byrd dung from an Eagle Byrd that mixed with some type of other animal they didn't bother to acknowledge during Transfiguration class with Professor McGonagall.
"So, Harry, what you dream last night? I was in the moon! And guess who was there with me!," Ron blurted out.
Harry pondered like Winnie The Pooh, except he sat on the grassy floor, "Was it.. Pamela Anderson? Glenn Close? Hmmm. Pansy Parkinson? Maybe even. Celine Dion?," he answered.
Ron blinked, blink. blink. alright, this sucks, his answer to Harry was., "None of those people. It was Katie Holmes! Isn't that neat?!"
This is where Hermione came in.
"Ron! Since when do you have Katie Holmes?! Yesterday it was Hilary Duff!," Hermione grunted.
Ron went cool dude so sudden, "Chill 'Mione. It was nothing," he told her, in some weird odd way.
Hearing a scream, more like a squeal, Harry, Ron and Hermione looked to the lake where Draco was chasing. Ginny?! Ron grew red, real red, Harry's mouth dropped open and Hermione watched in astonishment. She always LOVED Malfoy and there he was skipping along the lakeside with Ginny Weasley.
Roaring slightly, hulk like; Ron stomped towards the lake where Malfoy and Ginny were. Before he was almost there, he was walking slow-mo, Draco and Ginny started holding hands. Hermione zoomed ahead of Ron that she looked like a bushy haired werewolf, and Harry was right beside Ron, prodding his back to make him move quicker.
"Ginny!," Ron whined out loud, "What are you doing with Malfoy?!"
Ginny blushed slightly, "We . I mean.. He. Ron, he's so adourable!"
Where In the world did that word come from o_O HAH! adourable?. Hmpf. See you in School Michelle!-
Whining some more under his breath, Ron bumped into a tree branch as he moved to a tree and fell flat on his back on the grass. No one paid any attention to the poor boy.
"Since when are you and Malfoy together Gin?," Harry asked, looking at Malfoy and then Ron thinking Ron wanted the attention.
Malfoy was about to answer first when ..
"LETS GET READY TO RUUUUMBLE!"
Harry, Draco, Hermione and Ginny blinked as they looked for the source of the voice.
Draco answered, "Who's there?"
"YO MAMA!," Came the voice.
Draco towered, "You don't know my mama!"
The voice snickered and cackled, "Oh no? I met her last night! And." (Sorry kiddies, not for you! Little high words. wont have high words. nope. ) .
Draco Screamed like a little schoolgirl, "How could my mama do this to me?! MAMA!!!"
Ginny, Hermione and Harry blinked at Draco, when did he scream like a schoolgirl? Did his dad also scream that way? Harry giggled as he heard Lucius Malfoy scream in his head, Ginny died laughing as she heard Lucius Malfoy's scream from Harry's head and Hermione was brought down to the floor by Ron, who grabbed her hands.
Draco blinked at the Ginny who died laughing, he prayed for her only to be smacked by her hands.
"I aint dead blond boy! Now, lets go to your common room where no one knows I go!," Ginny giggled insanely.
Suddenly the scene became Romeo and Juliet.
"Oh Ginny," Said Draco, "I could never loose thou."
"And I," replied Ginny, "Could never loose thee."
The two love byrds kissed as Hermione weeped as she sat on Ron. Apparently she was sensitive and at times like these she thought of Soap Operas with their said stories and stuff like that.
Guiding Light Music Plays-
Authour gets poked by a Chihuahua named Chicko -
Any road, Malfoy and Ginny skipped off happily to the castle, leaving Ron helpless under the weight of Hermione. She was light, but he was nothing but a balloon.
As Hermione got off Ron, Ron gasped for breath that he was squeaking, causing a squirrel to yell at him in its squeaky voice. I think the squirrel told him to shut up, well, I dunno squirrel talk. don't look at me. why you looking at me?? AHHHHH!
"Ron, I think that squirrel told you off man.," Harry said as he watched the squirrel get devoured by the octopus. Wow that was odd.
Ron shrugged as he sat up, "A gnome flipped me off bru. not that it entirely matters," he said.
The blinked up at the sky, Hermione, Harry And Ron, seems people were squealing in surprise at someone or something flying. The PERSON flying was Seamus Finnigan.
"Harry, why is Seamus flying?," Ron asked.
Harry shrugged, "Because the authour's cousin play's Seamus on my site. I think they need to take chill pills."
Ron nodded. Hermione nodded. Kelly Rowland nodded. Ron, Hermione and Harry blinked at Kelly Rowland. Why was she there? As they looked at her, the poor girl screamed and ran off the grounds and into some portal that absorbed her. Maybe taking her to her world, somewhere in the middle of no where.
Seamus suddenly fell into a tree, and fell through the branches. Everyone gasped as if he fell from the sky, which he did. the fools.
"I'm alright! I just broke a bone, but its nothing!," Seamus shouted, and everyone got back to what they were doing.
Hours later and night fall came. Everyone, even the prefects were locked in the common rooms since they heard of the release of Freddy vs. Jason.
Harry slowly got into bed in his pajamas. Ron was already in bed, looking at little glowing stars that hung from the top of his bed.
"Harry, do you think Freddy or Jason can get into the castle?," Ron asked, whimpering slightly.
Harry shrugged, "Don't think about it. I doubt it. they never got in before. what will make them come this time huh?," he answered.
Ron whimpered some more before falling asleep.
Harry on the other hand grabbed a sock and made a sock puppet.
"Well, Harry, its just me and you friend," The sock said.
"No sock, I am your father," Harry cackled.
The sock screamed and ended the story at this part.
Thanks:
1. Michelle- school friend- loony.. Honestly! 2. Gigi- Okay, you made me really do this.. Eeevil. 3. My Chihuahua Chicko made me work.
Other Thanks:
The rest of the thanks goes to people who know me from the HP boards. Percy - Tim as Nic calls him, My cousin Ash, my sister Rowan, and my maniac friend Gigi who really made this possible as me and her tend to drink soda, overload on caffeine and you know the stinkin story.
Ahem. You go to a pub with your dad and hear about Wizards and Witches from locals. What in the world is that supposed to be? Well, they're plain muggles to you! Truth, there is a school called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where the famous Harry Potter attends. I mean, resides. But why isn't it based on Neville Longbottom?! Why couldn't Neville be a bit of the star? Ron Weasley gets sidekick! w00! Ahem. Today, we will learn. Lets get to the story!
Hogwarts was covered in brilliant sunlight. The students located in Gryffindor Tower were getting the heat as the sun beamed through the windows of the boy's dorm. Harry Potter was having the most amazing dream, he was in Neverland, before he could sing, "I wont Grow Up" he fell off his bed and landed face down with a thud. The thud was so loud it woke up the rest of the boy's in the dormitory. Dean Thomas wrote all over his face as he held a paintbrush in his hand, apparently poor Dean was sleeping with it. Seamus Finnigan leaped off his bed so sudden he almost collapsed. Ron Weasley was still sleeping. Snoring really, when it should have been Neville to be snoring. Thing is Neville was awake, not sleeping, he had such a tired look he looked like he would faint any second, literally.
The Remedy by Jason Mraz Plays -
After finding himself, Harry grabbed his sheets that were still on his bed, and hoisted himself up using the support of the four-poster bed. Swaying slightly, people would think him drunk, as he smiled like he was having the time of his life with the hottest lady alive (Who is the hottest lady? Angelina Jolie? Why not. Hmmm. Who knows). Anyways, Ron Finally woke up as he heard Harry making goo goo sounds and . Drooling?! What in the world.
Ron grabbed a napkin from the table that had the water jar thingy, or the container, or whatever it is, and gave it to Harry to clean himself off.
"Thanks," Harry said as he whipped the drool that slowly dribbled down to his shirt.
Ron shook his head lightly, "No problem, maybe you should go easy on the dreams, huh?"
Harry shook his head, looked at the rest of the people, and I swear he hissed at them, because once he looked at them they hurried out of the dormitory with their pajamas still on. Except Neville, who stood on his bed, asleep again, and this time he was snoring.
"Ron? Who is going to wake up Neville?," Harry asked as he scratched his head. Blimey! Doesn't it seem like something's in his head when he scratches? Maybe a gnome? Naw, gnomes are too big.
Ron blinked as he made his way to Neville, and put those cloths hanger things on his nose to stop him from snoring. Not only did it stop him, he shrieked like a banshee as he realised something stopped him from breathing. Removing the cloths hanger thing, he threw it at Ron and watched as it smacked the back of Ron's head. Rubbing his head, Ron sniffed and ran out of the dormitory like a girl.
Watching, Harry snorted into the glass of water he got before sleeping. Apparently it was still full, good thing too, what if he needed to use the loo? Then what? He wasn't one anymore, he was teen! A man! Well, not quite a man.
More music, this time by Kylie Minogue -
As classes came to session, and ended for break time, Hermione joined Ron and Harry as they headed out to the grounds after picking up byrd dung from an Eagle Byrd that mixed with some type of other animal they didn't bother to acknowledge during Transfiguration class with Professor McGonagall.
"So, Harry, what you dream last night? I was in the moon! And guess who was there with me!," Ron blurted out.
Harry pondered like Winnie The Pooh, except he sat on the grassy floor, "Was it.. Pamela Anderson? Glenn Close? Hmmm. Pansy Parkinson? Maybe even. Celine Dion?," he answered.
Ron blinked, blink. blink. alright, this sucks, his answer to Harry was., "None of those people. It was Katie Holmes! Isn't that neat?!"
This is where Hermione came in.
"Ron! Since when do you have Katie Holmes?! Yesterday it was Hilary Duff!," Hermione grunted.
Ron went cool dude so sudden, "Chill 'Mione. It was nothing," he told her, in some weird odd way.
Hearing a scream, more like a squeal, Harry, Ron and Hermione looked to the lake where Draco was chasing. Ginny?! Ron grew red, real red, Harry's mouth dropped open and Hermione watched in astonishment. She always LOVED Malfoy and there he was skipping along the lakeside with Ginny Weasley.
Roaring slightly, hulk like; Ron stomped towards the lake where Malfoy and Ginny were. Before he was almost there, he was walking slow-mo, Draco and Ginny started holding hands. Hermione zoomed ahead of Ron that she looked like a bushy haired werewolf, and Harry was right beside Ron, prodding his back to make him move quicker.
"Ginny!," Ron whined out loud, "What are you doing with Malfoy?!"
Ginny blushed slightly, "We . I mean.. He. Ron, he's so adourable!"
Where In the world did that word come from o_O HAH! adourable?. Hmpf. See you in School Michelle!-
Whining some more under his breath, Ron bumped into a tree branch as he moved to a tree and fell flat on his back on the grass. No one paid any attention to the poor boy.
"Since when are you and Malfoy together Gin?," Harry asked, looking at Malfoy and then Ron thinking Ron wanted the attention.
Malfoy was about to answer first when ..
"LETS GET READY TO RUUUUMBLE!"
Harry, Draco, Hermione and Ginny blinked as they looked for the source of the voice.
Draco answered, "Who's there?"
"YO MAMA!," Came the voice.
Draco towered, "You don't know my mama!"
The voice snickered and cackled, "Oh no? I met her last night! And." (Sorry kiddies, not for you! Little high words. wont have high words. nope. ) .
Draco Screamed like a little schoolgirl, "How could my mama do this to me?! MAMA!!!"
Ginny, Hermione and Harry blinked at Draco, when did he scream like a schoolgirl? Did his dad also scream that way? Harry giggled as he heard Lucius Malfoy scream in his head, Ginny died laughing as she heard Lucius Malfoy's scream from Harry's head and Hermione was brought down to the floor by Ron, who grabbed her hands.
Draco blinked at the Ginny who died laughing, he prayed for her only to be smacked by her hands.
"I aint dead blond boy! Now, lets go to your common room where no one knows I go!," Ginny giggled insanely.
Suddenly the scene became Romeo and Juliet.
"Oh Ginny," Said Draco, "I could never loose thou."
"And I," replied Ginny, "Could never loose thee."
The two love byrds kissed as Hermione weeped as she sat on Ron. Apparently she was sensitive and at times like these she thought of Soap Operas with their said stories and stuff like that.
Guiding Light Music Plays-
Authour gets poked by a Chihuahua named Chicko -
Any road, Malfoy and Ginny skipped off happily to the castle, leaving Ron helpless under the weight of Hermione. She was light, but he was nothing but a balloon.
As Hermione got off Ron, Ron gasped for breath that he was squeaking, causing a squirrel to yell at him in its squeaky voice. I think the squirrel told him to shut up, well, I dunno squirrel talk. don't look at me. why you looking at me?? AHHHHH!
"Ron, I think that squirrel told you off man.," Harry said as he watched the squirrel get devoured by the octopus. Wow that was odd.
Ron shrugged as he sat up, "A gnome flipped me off bru. not that it entirely matters," he said.
The blinked up at the sky, Hermione, Harry And Ron, seems people were squealing in surprise at someone or something flying. The PERSON flying was Seamus Finnigan.
"Harry, why is Seamus flying?," Ron asked.
Harry shrugged, "Because the authour's cousin play's Seamus on my site. I think they need to take chill pills."
Ron nodded. Hermione nodded. Kelly Rowland nodded. Ron, Hermione and Harry blinked at Kelly Rowland. Why was she there? As they looked at her, the poor girl screamed and ran off the grounds and into some portal that absorbed her. Maybe taking her to her world, somewhere in the middle of no where.
Seamus suddenly fell into a tree, and fell through the branches. Everyone gasped as if he fell from the sky, which he did. the fools.
"I'm alright! I just broke a bone, but its nothing!," Seamus shouted, and everyone got back to what they were doing.
Hours later and night fall came. Everyone, even the prefects were locked in the common rooms since they heard of the release of Freddy vs. Jason.
Harry slowly got into bed in his pajamas. Ron was already in bed, looking at little glowing stars that hung from the top of his bed.
"Harry, do you think Freddy or Jason can get into the castle?," Ron asked, whimpering slightly.
Harry shrugged, "Don't think about it. I doubt it. they never got in before. what will make them come this time huh?," he answered.
Ron whimpered some more before falling asleep.
Harry on the other hand grabbed a sock and made a sock puppet.
"Well, Harry, its just me and you friend," The sock said.
"No sock, I am your father," Harry cackled.
The sock screamed and ended the story at this part.
