Warning: This is a lot graphic and extremely violence.

That was when Kyon ripped open his shirt revealing that it was infact a bomb.
When that happened Haruhi came in and she exploded from the shirt.

Kyon then jumpped to the moon to find the brain gods that revives people.
They were 17 foot giants whose arms were chainsaws and lasers shot form their eyes.
Only when Kyon showed that he had a penis wired to explode did they listen to his demands. Haruhi then was revived as a mothercyclone that becomes a shotgun. Using this Kyon killed every woman that refused to give into the FIST.

Every woman on earth then stopped being a virgin and people worshipped him and haruhi became human and then turnned into DEATHSPLOSION.