This is a completely unrealistic fanfic of how I want episode 4x01 to go. It won't happen. It is written to soothe Grey's Anatomy and to help give a theory to Shonda of how she can dig herself out of the ruins of her burnt up house.

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Meredith VO: Sometimes life puts us in unbelievable situations. Situations that seem impossible to dig out of, life threatening, life changing. But nevertheless, we feel it is still our fault we are in that position. Something we did caused it to be like this. However, it is human nature that we are more often than not—wrong.

Mleredith is sitting on a bed in a hospital room, wearing patient clothes. A woman in her fifties comes in. "Nice to see you again, Meredith. Or I guess it's Dr. Grey now, isn't it?"

"No, you can call me Meredith. Thanks for meeting me today, Dr. Devery. I haven't had a physical in ages, and I thought it would be a good idea to get one."

"Okay, how about we draw some blood?"

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One hour later:

Dr. Devery entered the room. "Meredith, the people in the lab took a look at your blood, and discovered a rare chemical in it. While not life threatening, this chemical can have some side effects, like annoyingness, clinginess, whininess, and causes the patient to be unable to communicate or hold a substantial relationship."

"Is there a cure?"

"Yes. I'm going to give you a pill to take, and it should clear up. Within a few hours, you will be able to start living your Happily Ever After."

Meredith sighed. "Thank you." She paged Derek to come.

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Cristina is asleep in the bed in her apartment when she hears the door open. Burke enters, his face bloody and an obvious limp in his left leg.

"Cristina! I'm back!"

Cristina scowled at him. What was he doing here? He left her at the altar. But curiosity won out in the end. "Where were you?"

"Last night, my twin brother Neston showed up. He had always been jealous of me, and when he heard I was getting married, he was mad that a girl wanted to marry me and not him. So he kidnapped me, and stashed me in the basement of the hospital. He told me he was going to call off the wedding. I don't know what he said to you, but I can promise you, it wasn't me. Let's go to City Hall and get married."

Cristina sighed. "Phew. I knew that you were out of character yesterday."

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George saw Izzie in the locker room. He walked up to her.

All of a sudden, there was a huge shake, like an earthquake, then George and Izzie heard music as a short naked guy in a linen Speedo with an arrow appeared out of thin air.

George and Izzie simultaneously breathed, "Cupid."

"My apologies to both of you. You know how you have been acting like there have been huge sticks up your asses the past few months? Those are my arrows. My aim seems to be rusty these days. You two aren't really in love." Cupid raised his wand. "Accio Gizzie Arrows!"

Two sticks came flying out of George and Izzie's asses. Izzie let out a sigh.

"Thank god. See you around, George."

"Seeya, Izzie." Izzie went back to tying her shoe.

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Meredith VO: We really should try to stop blaming ourselves about the situations we get into. Sometimes it's just one big silly mistake.

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