I Didn't Ask For This
By Robina
I own the Raptor's words. I don't own anything but the idea. Shouldn't you know this?
I didn't ask for this.
I'm really non-violent. My designers put so much weaponry in me that no one would believe that though. Then this idiot who has no self-control gets a hold of me and decides to conquer some planet. That bombed thanks to these duck creatures. Now I can't get a descent meal (beryllium crystals are hard to find around here apparently.) And every time I get some, the ducks come back and the crystals blow up!
The idiot (my owner) doesn't help, pounding his fist against me, blowing up my children, and throwing that stupid green person against me. Which is my proof that I am non-violent. After all, a lesser ship would just self-destruct and take its tormentors with it. Not I. Not to say I haven't considered it, but I refuse to be such a coward.
The six ducks that the idiot fights aren't much help either. I functioned perfectly until they came on board. The two females set off bombs inside me and ever since…nothing works properly. I don't even know if I can ever be fixed.
And I always feel so dirty. Honestly, the mess these creatures can make. Have they ever heard of showers? I doubt it. After all, my showers are perfectly functional. Only things that are. Yet they only get used once a month. Filthy things, the idiot and his friends.
I have to mention how they use my hologram technology. They might as well not. Rarely does the hologram they request fit the current location I was able to get to (through extreme efforts on my part) and then I get blamed. As if I could choose the program that comes up, or control when I become too weak to hold up a hologram.
I guess that will be the end of my complaints. The idiot is starting to rant at one of my children standing near where I keep this part of my memory. I see the fire coming from his hands to be thrown at one of my children. Looks like I'm gonna lose another func-
The End
