Hello everyone, I know you might be thinking: 'Why is this guy starting another Kim Possible story when he and shadowwriter already have great stuff?'. Well, this was just an idea that got stuck in my head and my co-writer liked it. I hope y'all enjoy it too.
Note: I do not own Kim Possible and this portion of the note is the disclaimer that any series used, includding Aladdin and Fairly Oddparents, are not owned by me or my co-writer. This is to also state that this was co-written with shadowwriter329 and he doesn't own it either, unless he's not telling me something.
~I Dream of Kimmie~
Ron felt like he got a bad deal. He was currently inside his attic cleaning up. If Ron had the choice he would not be cleaning at all. Oh wait he was given a choice. His mother gave him the choice of cleaning the attic or being unable to go to, spend any money or even eat anything from Beuno Nachos. It was cruel in his opinion but he made his choice.
"Man why do we have so much stuff in here?" He said aloud. Rufus was sitting on one box as he watches his buddy move stuff around. Ron then pulled another box from a pile and caused the whole tower of boxes to collapse on him. "Ow." Ron muttered briefly.
Rufus started laughing hard. Ron gave his little buddy a glare, "Oh laugh it up and we'll see who get the biggest naco." Then something hit Ron in the head, something hard. He looked as a strange oil lamp looked like it was made of brass or bronze. "What's this?" he asked.
Rufus shrugged. Ron saw how dirty it was so he took a cloth and started to wipe the dirt and grim off of it. Then the lamp started to shake and sparks shot out of the end. He dropped it as it bounced a few time before thick smoke flew out. It moved to one spot and swirled about and makes a tall skinny pillar of spinning smoke. Ron dove for cover waiting for what was happening to stop. Then it started to clear. "(Cough, cough,) What's going on?" a voice cried out.
Ron blinked and peeked out of cover, "KP?" then his brain froze.
It was his friend Kim alright, but she looked different. Her hair was in a high ponytail with a gold band holding it up. She was dressed in a sexy belly-dancer outfit that was in a nice blue color. Kim then looked herself over from her shoes with the curled toes to the large golden bands on each wrist. "What the? Ron what is going on?"
"Uh, I just rubbed that lamp that's near you, sparks started flying out, and now you're here dressed in that belly dancer outfit. It looks nice on you by the way." Ron managed to say after his brain rebooted. Kim had sent a slight glare at her best friend.
"Ron, don't make this stuff up! People don't just show up from smoke by rubbing a lamp." It was the light glare that got him shivering, but more smoke came from the lamp and suddenly, Mrs. Possible showed up from nowhere.
"Oh, so that's where it went. I've been looking everywhere for this." She said as she reached for the lamp and grabbed it.
"Mom, how did you get here, and do you mean you've been looking for it?" Kim asked, wondering why her mother was in the same style of dress as she was, but green instead of blue.
"Oh, I just followed you through lamp. So, did anyone rub it?" Mrs. Possible asked and Kim was just wondering what was going on.
"Uh, that would be me, but it was dusty and I did-"
"I approve." Mrs. Possible said before she offered the lamp to Ron. Getting confused stares from everyone in the room.
"Approve of what?! What the hell is going on!?" Anne Possible looked at her daughter for a brief moment and sighed.
"I should've told you sooner, but now you have to know the truth. The truth is that the two of us aren't technically human, but we're something else." Kim's eyes went wide at that thought, she didn't think her mother was insane, but this was something that seemed crazy.
"If we're not 'human' then what are we?"
"You know the story of Aladdin right?" After she got nods from the two she continued, "Well, we're just like the genie that helped Aladdin, in fact that's exactly what we are." Kim blinked before she shook her head.
"Genies? You are telling me that we are genies? Like infinite comas powers, itty bitty living space?"
Anne laughed a little "Actually it is not the object but a subspace within the objects themselves, which is much more spacier then one would think."
Kim looked at her mother, "so you really are a genie…I am really a genie?"
Anne nodded, "Yes Kim, I still got my uniform. Your father like it a lot and I still wear it on special occasions. I remember one year on our anniversary I wore it and made half a dozen doubles of myself with different looks and hairstyles. I pretended to be his personal harem. He didn't get any rest that night." This made Anne giggle and smile at the memory. Kim and Ron blushed at that picture.
Kim shook that image from her brain, and reminding herself to find away to forget it.
"So I'm what stuck in this lamp? I never saw it before in my life."
Anne stopped her giggling and smiled at Kim, "The lamp was bonded to you at birth. I hid it until you were ready. It's more of a summoning as well as a magically binding contract. But I am the only one that can approve it, which I did."
Ron glanced at Kim, "So if Kim is a genie and she is now bond to this lamp does that mean I get three wishes then?"
Anne shook her head to their surprise, "No Kim isn't a Limited Genie."
"Limited genie?" Kim echoed.
"There are two kinds of genies; Limited and Unlimited. Unlimited genies, like Kim and myself, can grant an infinite number of wishes, but there are certain things you can't wish for or rule that apply. Limiters genies are the ones that are only allowed to grant three wishes but are only bound to the four sacred rules as the number of infinite genies."
"Okay what are the rules and what are the sacred rules." Ron asked.
"Well, the scared rules are the ones that no genie no matter infinite or limiter can grant. They can't grant 'I wish for more wishes', but that's more for limited genies. They can't grant a wish that kills anyone or mortally harm said person. They can't make someone fall in love with someone or mess with true love, and they can't bring anyone back from the dead."
Kim looked at Ron; she knew he wouldn't wish for any of that, the love one maybe, but she was not sure if she can even grant any wishes. "What other rules are there?"
Anne shrugged, "Smaller ones like Ron can't use your magic to win computations. Can't use magic to affect other genie's wishes or different kinds of magic. You can't give other people magic or make them a genie. You'll find out for yourself really."
Ron looked around the attic and said, "Well then lets give it a try, I wish that that attic was cleaned up that would make mom happy with me." Kim didn't really know what to do. She looked to her mom, and she sighed.
"I should've taught you how to use genie magic to begin with. I'll take care of this as a freebee, but I'll make sure you can grant wishes next time." Anne said as she snapped her fingers and made the entire attic contents disappear.
"It's already sorted into everything that's needed or not needed. Before I go." Anne snapped her fingers again, and Kim was in her normal attire. Then she disappeared and was just in time as Mrs. Stoppable had walked in.
"I was just checking up on you, and, oh, hello Kim. I didn't see you come in."
"Uh, I'm sorry about sneaking in, and thought I'd help out Ron with the attic." It was true, even if it was her mom's work.
"I'm glad that Ron has a friend like you. You're so considerate, but it was Ron's job. You didn't have to do anything." Mrs. Stoppable said, but Kim was unsure what to do other then try to leave with Ron.
"Well, since the attic's clean, Ron and I are going out for a bit. Bye." Once they got outside Kim grabbed Ron's wrist and headed for her house.
"Whoa easy there KP."
Kim glared, "Well it would be if 'somebody' didn't find that lamp. I was perfectly happy not knowing about magic and being a genie. I'm going to mom and see what we can do about it."
Ron thought about it, "Well you need training right? Other wise you can't grant wishes."
Kim glared, "I think I can live with that."
"Think about it KP, how many missions could have gone smoothly or better if you could do magic. Two little words and we can help so many people."
Kim groaned, "True but we are not using magic as a shortcut when the way we have been doing things are fine."
"Well what about some of those traps, how about some of the stuff that's so hard we need some back up."
Kim gritted her teeth, "FINE! Let's go find mom and see what I have to do." she turned to glare at Ron, "If you abuse this I will hurt you."
Ron grinned, "But I thought genies can hurt people."
Kim got into his face, inches apart, "Remember I know sixteen different kung-fu styles. I don't need magic."
Ron gulp, "Got it KP."
They entered the house and found James Possible working at the table, "Oh Kimmie-cub, your mother is expecting you in your room. I think she is going to start training you in terms of magic."
Kim sighed, "Alright dad."
James then stared at Ron, "Ron I know you are a friend to the family and everything but this is a very important matter. If you do anything I think I won't like and you'll be the first one to see the inside of a black hole."
Ron gulped and Kim could not help but smirk, "I could always send him there and safe you a rocket dad."
James shook his head, "No it would not be as satisfying. Beside I think that falls under that no killing anybody rule."
Kim grumbled, "You'd be surprise what you can live through." Before heading upstairs with Ron on her heels.
When Kim went into her room she found that it was changed completely a lot larger and bare. "What happen to my room?"
Anne appeared in a poof of smoke in her genie uniform, "Oh I changed it a little to help train you. Don't worry, you'll be able to turn it back, and, if not, then I will until you can." She led the two deeper into the room before Anne clicked her fingers and Kim was back in her genie uniform.
"Well Kimmie-cub, one of the first things I need to teach you is how to convert energy into matter in addition to transmutation." Anne said, and Ron was confused at it.
"Huh?" Was his only reply, but Kim decided to translate it.
"She's talking about making things appear out of thin air and transforming things. Such as how to get my normal clothes instead of this outfit." Kim guessed and began her lesson. Kim was starting to get the hang of actually touching and using her magic in addition to some base transformations and creating a few small things. It was an air later when Anne stopped the lesson, and Kim was panting a bit from the training.
"Good, this will do for today, but an important lesson that I need to teach you is how to enter your own lamp."
"It's still small right?" Ron asked and Anne smiled a little sadly.
"Yes, it's larger then what most people would think, about the size of an average sized bedroom, but at times it does feel like a prison." Kim looked at her mother.
"Mom, have you been?" she couldn't say it.
Anne glanced at her daughter with a sad smile, "I've been around for a long time. I had many different masters but I spent time in-between a few decades in my lamp. Genies can never die unless their lamp is destroyed beyond repair. Only a few things can do that so I am not too worried for you. I love your father Kim, I never had children before meeting him, and I'll make it so I am with him for eternity."
She shook her head. "But enough talking about some sad memories," she clicked her fingers and Kim room returned normal. "We can work some more tomorrow. In no time you will be doing things like this with ease Kim."
Anne walked down the stair and found her love sitting in a chair in the living room in front of the TV. "How did it go?" He asked.
Anne smiled, "She's coming around. A few more lessons and she will be right where a genie her age should be."
James smiled, "Well anything is possible for a Possible. Kimmie-cub will just be doing it almost literally."
Anne laughed before she got into James's lap and gave him into a heated kiss. James gave in almost at once as his hands roam her body. He loved it when his wife dressed in her genie outfit. She pulled back, more to give him air, as she did not really need it. She leans down and whispered into his ear, "This weekend, prepared for the best nights of your life. Your harem will be very needy. I will have to slow time down for us so you will not be sleeping at all for days."
James moaned as he kissed his wife again. Sometimes he figures his wife was trying to kill with like that. But man what a way to go.
Kim lay down on her bed sighing as Ron sat at the chair at her desk. "Man that was tough,"
Ron smiled, "But you did good, KP. Your mom said you should only need a few more lessons and then you will have no problem."
Kim glanced at him, "I guess but what then? I just grant whatever wish you want? What else can I do?"
Ron laughed, "KP I am not that greedy. I won't have you poof away every little thing. And who knows what kind of stuff we will get into. We could use these for missions."
Kim nodded, "It would be nice to have a backup plan. Plus while I will be granting you wishes I can still use magic alone. I am not totally dependent on you then."
Kim was once again panting at the training her mother had given her. It may have been training to use her magic better, but it had been a few days since she started.
"Good, now you should be capable of granting actual wishes, but before then, I want you to turn your room as it was before I turned it into the training room." Anne said, and Ron watched as Kim did just that. Anne smiled as her daughter succeeded in using her magic effectively.
"Very good, it's exactly the same down to the last detail, now to start granting wishes. Ron, is there anything you want?" Anne asked and Ron started to think. Kim had gone through many of the training requirements, but he didn't want to abuse the power. Anne watched as Ron decided to make a wish.
"Man, this is so much pressure. I wish I had a large Naco and a coke to think about it." He then realized that he did made a wish.
"Wish granted." Kim said and snapped her fingers, and just as he wanted, a large Naco and a coke really did appear right in front of him. Ron looked at the food in front of him before he grinned. "Boo-yea" before he took a bite. He grinned, "This taste great KP."
Kim gave a small smile, "Well at least I got your approval." She said before she clicked her fingers and another coke appeared and she took a sip. Anne nodded, "Nice work Kimmie, flawless magic,"
It was then did the Kimmunicator go off. Kim picked it up, before poofing her cloths back to normal as her mother insisted in having them on when training, "What's the sitch Wade?"
"Drakken's on the move," Wade said. "He broke into a Hench-Co storage locker and trying to take some of the weapons inside."
Kim frown, knowing that whatever Drakken wanted it was no good, "Alright Wade get us a ride."
"Got it, it will be there is ten minutes."
Ron looked at Kim, "Well can't you get us there?"
Kim glared, "Ron, Wade does not about magic so how will we explain to him how we got there without him getting a ride for us?"
Ron look sheepish, "I guess that would take a lot of explaining."
Kim nodded before she said with a glare, which Ron found scare as her eyes seem to have fire in them now, "And we are going to do about our mission the way we always do it. No magic, no wishes unless it is an emergency. Got that?"
Ron nodded. Anne laughed, she was glad she taught Kim that fiery glare trick; it made arguments so much easier.
"How did we get into this mess so fast?" Kim asked annoyed.
Team Possible was trapped inside a floating bubble high above the ground unable to move. It turn out that Drakken and Shego were waiting for them and used one of the inventions in the locker and trapped them in the anti-gravity bubble. Ron glanced at Kim, "Ah how are you going to get out of this?" he asked.
Kim groaned before she glanced around seeing that Drakken and Shego were within line of sight but out of earshot. "I don't know, my Kimmunicator is outside this bubble and I am not going to get us out with a wish as they will see it."
Ron then got an idea and pulled Rufus from his pocket, "What about Rufus? We can say he slipped out before we got trapped?" Rufus popped his head out and nodded. Kim sighed, and really didn't want to do this.
"Alright, since it's an emergency, just say the words and we can get out of here with help from Rufus." Kim added and Ron was ready.
"I wish Rufus was outside the bubble next to the Kimmunicator or has something to get us out of the bubble." It was a cheap and easy solution, but it was the only one that they could think of on the fly.
"Rufus, get somewhere so I can get a good shot and stay still. I'm still practicing with it." Rufus did as Kim said, but was worried to the point of wondering that he should pray. Kim aimed a finger and shot a bolt of magic at Rufus. A few seconds later, he was outside the bubble next to the Kimmunicator, and with a needle in his hand that could possibly burst the bubble open.
"Wish granted."
"With overkill." Ron added to Kim's statement and the two villains turned around to see the naked mole rat ready to help his owner and friends. Kim glared at him; "It was your wish to give him a way to get us out of here." Ron rubbed the back of his head.
Drakken shouted, "What! How did that rat escape?"
Shego rolled her eyes, "What makes you think it escaped? You must have missed him."
Drakken scowled "No I was sure that it was caught."
Rufus was able to get next to the bubble and popped it with the needle. The bubble popped and the heroes landed on the ground. Drakken the grabbed a remote, "Nice try Kim Possible but you will be no match for my new robot army."
Several creates burst open and eight foot tall machines appeared. They turned their single eye heads towards the heroes and snapped their pincer claws. Ron gulped, "Oh boy."
Drakken laughed, "Now destroy them," he ordered the robots and they started to charge at them. Kim and Ron got out of the way while Kim called Wade, "Wade, got a bunch of killer robots from hench-co. got anything to stop them?"
Wade started typing, "Okay there are too many to hack themselves but there is a chance I can hack the remote and control them. You guys just have to get me close to the remote."
"Got it Wade," Kim said as they jump to the side to avoid a claw.
"Okay Ron you go right and head back towards Drakken and get the remote, I will head left and keep Shego off your back."
"And the robots?" Ron asked.
Kim thought about it, "I am sure you can find something,"
Ron got an idea, "I wish I had something to help me against those robots."
Kim consternated before she snapped her fingers. A create appeared in front of them. "Wish granted."
Ron opened it up as he asked, "Why do you say that when you grant a wish?"
Kim shrugged. Inside were several round look grenades with red buttons on top. Kim called Wade, "Wade I think we found something to help with out with the robot so we can get to the remote, what do we got?"
Wade scanned the create, "Whoa those are called buffering bombs. They can stall or cause systems to buffer out for a short time. They only work once per bomb and last about thirty seconds before the systems reboot."
Kim grinned, "Great this should help out, thanks Wade."
Ron grinned as he took a couple, "And thank you KP."
"Just go." Kim said before she grabbed some of her own, in case the robots decided to add some extra danger. Kim and Shego started to fight in their normal routine.
Ron started running after Drakken as soon as he grabbed the buffering bombs. It wasn't long until a few of the robots started to catch up with him, causing him to toss a buffering bomb to stop the robots in their tracks. He spotted Drakken in his sights.
"Rufus, want to play fastball?" Rufus saluted Ron and curled up into a ball. He tossed his best pet friend right at Drakken while tossing a few more Buffering bombs to slow down the pursuit. Drakken was working the controller and trying to find Kim Possible and the buffoon was. He spotted a flash of green and he glanced over and saw Kim fighting with Shego. He grinned evilly, Shego may get made at him later but if it took Kim Possible out then it may be worth it. But as he puts the commands in something hits him in the head.
He rubbed it only to find the rat on top of his hand. Drakken quickly grabbed Rufus, "Ha! You think you are all that? But you're…Ouch!" Rufus stabbed Drakken's hand with the needle he still had in his paws. He stabbed the other one forcing Drakken to drop the remote.
Rufus caught the remote and ran towards Kim who had the Kimmunicator. Kim blocked another strike from Shego before she jumped onto one of the crates before jumping to a higher one as Shego destroyed that one. She saw that several of the robots stale as they chased Ron and the one that was chasing her came out of its stale. Kim ducked, as Shego was on her again, "What's wrong Kimmie? Your head's not in the game?"
Kim gave her a snort, "I am seeing how much longer till Ron does his part, you know he is more reliable then Drakken."
This time Shego snorted, "Please they are both useless."
Kim glanced back as she spun though Shego's guard and behind her and saw Rufus running at her with Drakken's remote. "Well that is your opinion and I have mine." And with that Kim kicked Shego causing her to crash into a pile of boxes.
Kim reached down and picked Rufus and the remote. She grabbed the Kimmunicator and got Wade, "Alright Wade do your thing."
"Alright this should only take a few minutes."
Kim looked up as several of the robots were ready to attack her, "Any time Wade," Kim asked nervously. While her mother said she could not 'die' unless her lamp was destroyed, which was at home right now, she didn't want to get shot at. Then the machines froze up. "Got it, not let see how good they are at catching villains." The robots then turned on Shego and Drakken.
"Boo yeah." Ron said as he watched Drakken get restrained by the robots and started to struggle out.
"YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT, BUT YOU'RE NOT!" Drakken screamed as Ron called the police to take away the villains, and maybe finally put Hench co. out of business, even if it wasn't likely to happen.
"I told you Ron and Rufus aren't useless." Kim said as Shego was trying to use her power to melt the robots, since no one else but them were around.
"Well, that was something I hope we don't have to do for a long time." Kim said as she plopped on her bed, Ron sitting on the chair again. It was right then that Anne came in.
"Oh, Ron, whenever you leave you can take Kim's lamp with you. You should check the genie rulebook for some things you might need to know." The two looked at her with an odd look.
"There's a rulebook?" They asked at the same time, and Anne just poofed a thick book.
"Any genie should be able to conjure this up after completing some of the basics. It even has rules that are related to the master, including passing of 'ownership'." Anne really didn't like the idea of being property, but that was how the book was written. Kim scowled as she took the thick book, she did not like how it made it sound like she was something that is own. She glances at some of the rules as she flipped through it. She saw the first four rules were the scared rules her mother told her about. She reads some of the rule aloud, "Cannot grant wishes that will start a war. Cannot grant wishes that summon demons into the world. Cannot grant wishes that cause disastrous. Cannot grant wishes that will create time loops. Cannot grant wishes that will change the past, (may travel to past to watch event or bring something to present but must return them in condition they were summon). Cannot grant wishes to travel to future, to know of distant futures, or bring objects from future to present. Can grant wishes to change a person's gender but not preferences. Cannot grant wishes that make an unlimited genie into limited a genie or vice versa (only a limited genie can become an unlimited genie through the limited's genies wishes). Cannot grant wishes that effect other genies wishes. Cannot grant wishes that would cause someone to lose their genie. Cannot grant wishes that destroys lamps/rings/bottles." Kim blinked at that last one.
Ron whistled "Man there are a lot of rules."
Anne nodded, "Yes and even if you do not remember them they will stop any wishes that would break those rules. But there are not only rules in there. There are list of ways to keep lamps or whatever object that houses a genie safe. What to avoid, what is invulnerable to magic and stuff like that."
Kim glances at her mother, "Do these rules change at all?"
Anne nodded, "Yep new rules are added every hundred years or so. But you would have to mess up big time to have a new rule added, like this one."
She clicked her finger and the book turned to a different page. Kim looked at it, "Wait someone made a wish that cause the black plague?"
Anne nodded with a grimace, "Yeah not an easy thing to do since the wish was to make people sick enough to stop working but it spread and got worst. Not our best moment."
Ron whistled as he flipped a few pages and found something he liked, "Hey you can give people super powers. Even make them super heroes or super villains."
Kim shot Ron a look, "No Ron, not going to happen."
"But KP,"
"No we do not need super powers."
"Says the girl that is a genie."
Anne gave a small giggle as the two went back and forth. She had faith in Kim and knew that Kim and Ron would be just fine.
