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damn…I feel so dead today, which is exactly why I'm writing a fanfic… and I hope that I'll actually be able to finish it…with all the stupid projects I've got coming, life totally sux… why can winter break come faster and save me from my life… haha, that was just the depressing side of me, sheesh ppl! Who do u think I am? A goth about to kill myself? Well…that is… I'm not one…yet… anyways, this is gonna be a humor fic…duh!… that involves Syaoran, Sakura, a round of truth or dare, a bottle, a dark closet, and the plotting Eriol and Tomoyo in an innocent little party…gone wrong!

Hope you guys like the fic…this is just the beginning…*evil laugh* R+R!!!!!!!!!

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Disclaimer: don't even THINK about suing me cuz I don't own anything…nothing…zero…nada…zip…get the point?  CLAMP owns everything *sob*

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When Dares Go Wrong…

The Beginning…

"Pst…"

"Sakura…"

"Pst…Hey!"

"Sakura! WAKE UP!"

            Syaoran Li sighed, he then tried poking the auburn haired girl sitting infront of him with his pencil but to no avail.  The only reaction he got was a slight movement in her hands, and that was it. 

            *Sakura…dammit…c'mon, wake up!*  He stared desperately at the motionless figure before him, hoping that somehow, she would wake up before Mr. Tsuitama, their strict Math teacher, saw her and decided to do something about it himself.  But his urgent whispers did nothing to take the girl out of her doze and even though she never snored, it would still be obvious to the teacher that she was sleeping if he ever chose to look her way.  Fortunately, he couldn't at that moment for he was finishing up on writing a problem on the blackboard that the students in the 8th grade Geometry class were supposed to be copying down.  Syaoran went back to his previous routine of trying to wake the girl up without getting the teacher to hear. 

             "SAKURA…" Mistake.  Syaoran realized suddenly that he had said her name too loud and as some students turned their heads to look, Mr. Tsuitama narrowed his eyes and asked, "what was that, Mr. Li?" 

            *Shit! Think Syaoran, think!* he quickly racked his brain for the usual excuses but they wouldn't come so he did the first thing on his mind.  Syaoran stood up from his chair and walked infront of his desk, getting confused glances from everyone in the room.  He yelled in a voice that he hoped was loud enough to wake the girl slouched below him up,  "I WAS JUST SAYING THAT…THAT…THAT THE ANSWER TO THE PROBLEM IS THE ALTERNATE…umm…ALTERNATE INTERIOR ANGLES THEOREM!"  Syaoran prayed silently that his guess for how to prove that the two lines were parallel was somehow correct and that the girl who was still breathing peacefully with her hands folded on her desk and her pencil in one hand would miraculously wake up.  His prayer came true, well, almost.  As soon as he finished announcing his random answer, a scream came from the seat infront of where he was standing.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! G-GH-GHOST!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" The scream spread through the room and out into the hallways of Tomoeda Middle School.

            Syaoran slapped his hands to his forehead and sighed.  Once again, Sakura Kinomoto had fallen asleep in class.

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            "WHAT??? It wasn't my fault!!"  The emerald-eyed girl faked a shocked expression on her face as Syaoran confronted her about what had happened in class that day.

            "Yeah…you're right!  You know Sakura, it just isn't your fault that you fell asleep in class, again should I add, screamed your head off and practically blew off everyone's ears, and ended up in lunch detention. AND now you're saying its not you're fault!"  Syaoran exclaimed sarcastically back and his lips hinted a smile.  Some things just never change.

            Sakura's face turned slightly pink. *Gosh…he's so cute, even when he's all mad and stuff…* Her face turned an even darker shade of pink as she realized what she had just thought.  Finally, Sakura muttered, "fine…fine…it was my fault, happy!?"

            Smiling again, Syaoran patted her shoulders but before he could tell her that he was just trying to look out for her, a mass of purple hair and a blinking red light invaded.

"KAWAII !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

            Sakura and Syaoran sighed at the same time.  While they were talking, Tomoyo had busied herself with videotaping them on her new V-8, which she had added to her collection of her 47 other videocameras.  Her amethyst eyes twinkled as she continued sticking the object known to Syaoran as the 'devil's minion' into the two blushing faces.  Suddenly, realizing that both Sakura and Syaoran were glaring at her with shades of pink and red, Tomoyo asked innocently, "what? Is something wrong?"

            Some things never change.

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            "HOW did I get myself into this situation again? Enlighten me."  Syaoran crossed his arms and glared at the group of smiling girls as well as two smirking guys infront of him.  In his mind, he knew the answer, *for Sakura, you idiot! You're doing this for her, duh!*  Of course, how could he resist when she gave him that puppy face.  And her eyes! Oh, he gave up the moment he looked into them!  But now as Syaoran suddenly realized the many horrifying consequences of his very stupid decision, he was hoping to take his answer back.

            "Come on, Syaoran, don't ruin the fun!"  Sakura pouted as Chiharu, Naoko, and all the others nodded their heads in unison.  Naturally, Syaoran's heart melted again and he grumbled, "but why my house? Why don't we use Eriol's mansion!?"

            "Because yours is bigger my dear descendent," Eriol smirked back, earning a murderous glare from Syaoran, "and as I told you, I'm preparing for a new spell so the house is in a complete mess.  It really is better to use yours.  Now, now, Syaoran, as Sakura mentioned, don't ruin the fun…this will be the party of a lifetime."  The wise beyond his age boy thought in his head. *and it will be one that you'll never forget…*

            Syaoran still wasn't convinced and he had a feeling that 'Eriol's house was in a mess' was probably just another one of the magician's dangerous lies that always ended up embarrassing him one way or another.

             "At least not EVERYONE is coming…" Syaoran muttered, relieved, thinking about all the even more scary results of that.  But just as he said those words, he heard a yell.

"PARTY AT SYAORAN'S HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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             "Breathe Syaoran…calm down……breathe…" Syaoran Li's usual soft amber eyes were blazing as if blood was about to shoot out at any moment.  His fists were clenched as if wanting desperately to strangle the boy by the name of Eriol Hirragizawa who happened to be flirting shamelessly with Tomoyo at that moment.  He was doing all he could from killing Eriol right there and then.

            *How COULD he… that asshole! He invited practically the whole damn school over to my house!!!* Syaoran thought, a suddenly tint of pink rushing to his cheeks.  Of course that wasn't the only nor the real reason why he was so furious.  The invitations hadn't really been a huge problem for Syaoran because after rushing around and explaining warily to everyone that had heard the news, the whole thing had been settled before it had gotten out of hand.  So now, the only people who were over at the Li mansion were Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo, Eriol with his troublemaking guardians, Spinel and Ruby Moon, Yamazaki, Chiharu, Naoko, and no other than the famous Kero.  But something else had happened that caused Syaoran's blood to boil.  When the whole company had arrived and sat in a circle in the spacious living room, chatting, Eriol had bent over to whisper to Sakura, a little too loudly, "Hey, Sakura, know the real reason Syaoran was so persistent in inviting you over?"

            For a mysterious reason, as Syaoran had interpreted to be a sudden blood rush, Sakura's cheeks flushed a lovely tomato red.  She looked startled but whispered back in her soft and gentle voice nonetheless, "w-why?"

            Eriol had glanced at Syaoran, making sure to catch his attention and for him to listen, and then he had whispered loud enough for everyone to hear, "because…Sakura-san…you see, Syaoran was really hoping that he could have…*cough*…ahem, lets just say…a nice little private time with you…"

            Poor Sakura, knowing EXACTLY what 'private time' meant, turned 100x the shade of red she had once had while everyone else in the room burst out in laughter.  Eriol had then smirked in his usual way at Syaoran, but with something more that seemed almost like a recognition of his victory.

            Syaoran was now standing in the darkness, watching Eriol with a deadly gaze.  He vowed to himself that as soon as this party was over, he was going to have a little 'chat' with Eriol and then leave the magician hanging off a tree somewhere or something else just as fun.  Almost as if he had read Syaoran's thoughts, Eriol stopped trying to seduce Tomoyo and walked over to Syaoran, smirking once again.  He then whispered something that chilled Syaoran to the bones…

"My dear descendent… this party is only beginning…"

…and then as if on cue, a sudden shrill scream came from the kitchen,

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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arrggg…I'm all confused bout the –san, -chan, -kun, and all those otha good stuff!!! ANYWAYS…How did I do? Correct me on any mistakes cuz I was in a rush when writing this…and I still have hw to do. Gimme some reviews and I'll continue! ^___^ oh, and gimme some more ideas for the party! (even though I've already got some VERY evil plans going on in my head for our fav couple…)

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