Okay, so I started a new Akatsuki fic (more info on that below).

So it might seem like a typical 'two-crazy-bitches-in-the-Narutoverse' at first, but believe me, it will have a plot. Trust me on that.

So enjoy, and send a short review, even if it's just a single letter, because I really want to know who's reading this fic (if anyone) and what they think of it. Though the single letter might not really tell me what you think.

You know what? Let's do a deal. For this prologue, just send a smiley showing how you feel about it, and I'll update TOMORROW! (After that, it's once or twice a week).


PROLOGUE

The world was casually going about it's business. All was fine and happy until...

"KYOKOOOO!"

The neighbourhood ignored this high-pitched scream. All except the new neighbour who had just moved in and was, understandably, quite shocked at the scream that seemed to rattle the windows and shake the ground.

"What on Earth was that?" asked the considerably young man, turning questionably to the postman.

"Oh, just the two schoolgirls who live here," the postman replied casually, handing over the letters. "They're slightly strange... No, very strange. Kyoko and Reiko are their names.

The new neighbour shot a look at the building the scream seemed to have come from, and went back in.

-In the House-

"Reiko?" Kyoko said in a sugar sweet voice, standing at the door and looking down at the petite girl.

"Yeah?" Reiko replied, bobbing up.

"Shut the fuck up."

"Aww... You're so mean," Reiko pouted as she followed Kyoko down the stairs. Kyoko jumped the last four steps, and flicked her shoulder-length copper curls. "But you love me like that."

"Redheads are evil," Reiko muttered. Reiko was a pretty girl, with wavy, golden-blonde hair and large blue eyes, but she was apparently too 'annoying' to go out with, and barely tolerable to talk to. Kyoko, on the other hand, had a different boyfriend every week.

"One Piece is on!" Reiko squealed. Kyoko came flying out of the kitchen and landed on the sofa. The two giggled, until the credits came rolling.

"What's on next?" Reiko asked, getting up.

"Uh, one sec... OH MY HOLY MOTHER OF SHITTY-ASS SHIT-SHIT, IT'S NARUTO!"

"REALLY? They started showing it again?"

Kyoko gave her a deadpanned look.

"No, it just decided to say, Next - Naruto. But obviously it's not on next. Why would it?"

"Oh. Oops." Reiko lay down, resting her feet on the armrest and laying her head on Kyoko's lap. She batted her eyes.

"Kyoko? You know I love you?"

"Get the popcorn yourself, it's starting soon."

Reiko pouted again.

"Forget it then."

Half way through the episode... the TV went black.

"What?" Kyoko asked to God-Knows-Who.

Then it went white.

"What the-"

Then static.

"WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKY FUCK FUCK IS GOING ON?" Kyoko yelled.

"Um, I don't think the TV's working," Reiko said, cautiously poking it.

"You think?" Kyoko asked sarcastically, joining her in poking it. Then... BAM!

All went black. (Not just the TV, by the way).


MASSIVE THANKS to BoredBluejay, who inspired me to keep writing with her 'Dragon Eyes' Akatsuki story! ^.^ And there might be a few mistakes... I kept switching tabs whilst writing to read The Maruaders Companion (which, if you're a Harry Potter fan, I totally recommend).

Love you all, and massive hugs and kisses to PhoenixE27119812, my very first reviewer!