Me and A Certain Stupid Guy and A Certain Voice In The Past


Good day!

It has been a while since I had been writing this story. As it is though, this story will be focusing on the relationship between Akihisa Yoshii and Yuuko Kinoshita of Baka and Test: Summon The Beasts through writing an alternate approach to the "Me and My Stupid Brother and A Switch of Classrooms" chapter of Baka to Test to Syonkanjuu Light Novel Volume 6.5, although as of this point, this story had been remade in order to have this story become connected to another story that I have here, which is "Fate/true reality", whose premise revolves around the Sixth Holy Grail War with Baka and Test characters as the Masters. Therefore, this story will be also considered Fate/stay night/Baka and Test: Summon The Beasts crossover story as well, considering the terminologies and some of the characters mentioned/appeared like Rin Tohsaka.

Also, this story will follow the timeline of the light novel (flashbacks aside, the light novel itself is in chronological order of events, which is very different from the anime counterpart), meaning the original Me and My Stupid Brother and A Switch of Classrooms chapter (Baka to Tesuto to Syokanjuu Ni! anime Episode 3's first half) happened before the original Me and The Seaside and The Festival Uproar chapters (Baka to Tesuto to Syokanjuu Ni! anime Episodes 1 and 2).

In the perspective of "Fate/true reality", this story will serve as a backstory for certain Idiots and Tests characters who will be, in this case, Akihisa Yoshii and Yuuko Kinoshita. There will be more planned backstories about the other characters as well such as one for Yuuji Sakamoto and Toshimitsu Kubo, one for Yoshiko Mikami and Genji Hiraga, one for Mizuki Himeji, one for Minami Shimada and many of the others.

For now, I will hope you enjoy reading this story!

Again, good day! /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\


First Chapter Part I

17 August 2012; Hyougo Prefecture; Nishi Ward, Kobe City; Fumizuki High School; Headmaster's Room; 12:30PM – 1:00PM

Fumizuki High School is quite well-known school in this society for its implementation of a unique system called the Examination Summoning Battle as well as for its hierarchy of classes according to its students' grades.

The classes in this school are ranked from A to F regardless of the year level, with the smarter students, those who scored better in the placement exam, go to Class *-A and have better facilities than those classes below it—*-B to *-F. The quality of facilities progressively go down until class *-F is reached, with the worst facilities of the six classes of that year level.

Examination Summoning Battle is a system that involves all the students being able to call the 'summoned beings'. These small beings imitated their owners and equipped with a specific weapon. Summoned beings are then used by the school's students to battle each other... Be it a competition between two specific classes or a special event that will also involve its usage.

There are certain rules and regulations to follow in order to conduct the battles properly. For example, a teacher of a specific subject is required to activate an ESB field around him/her. With that, The summoned beings then gain life points proportional to their summoner's latest test score on the ESB field subject as it is dependent on the teacher supervising the battle. Once a certain summoned being had its life points reaching zero, the owner of that being will be considered defeated by the system. In case of the competition between classes, students involved can recover points by taking tests within battles. During these 'recovery' tests, a student can take as many tests as they can in order to 'recover' life points. However, it also means that these tests will reset your life points according to the latest test score. Meaning, it is possible to get life points lower than the previous one through it. Once a class claimed victory in a competition between it and the other class, the former can get new school materials, switch class facilities if they are from a lower class, or request that no changes be made. That's all what every student knew about the system since one had entered Fumizuki High School. [1]

However, as time goes by, the school officials were rather worried with its decent reputation because of the events in the past.

Such as in the school's Cool Summer Festival where certain students destroyed one portion of the school's Old Building through the usage of large fireworks aiming at another group that seemed to cause trouble, making some of the other delegates as well as tourists became worried with those troubles themselves brought by the system and the actions of its students. [2]

Because of that, a course of actions is needed in order to regain the good reputation of the school in some other way other than the system itself.

In a certain room within one of the school buildings of Fumizuki High School on this time, a certain female teacher is talking with the headmaster of the school about a certain event.

"—That's how it is. I hope to film a promotional movie of Fumizuki High School through Class 2-A. What do you think, Miss Takahashi?"

"Yes, headmaster. I have no reasons to object."

"Well, this really helps me out a lot. It's because of those idiots messing around recently that Fumizuki High School's rating has been falling down the slope…" said the headmaster while she remembered the events that had happened previously involving a certain class, that is the Class 2-F, that is considered the class of idiotic students. [3]

"I've kind of realized that." said Miss Youko Takahashi, Class 2-A's homeroom adviser who is an intelligent-looking woman with spectacles, as she thought of something.

"Oh yes, I'm thinking of having a few students from Class 2-A perform in this. What do you think about it? Who should I choose to perform?" said Miss Kaoru Toudou, the white-haired headmaster of Fumizuki High School.

Miss Takahashi immediately looked at the list of Class 2-A students she is holding as a response. She then pointed her right index finger towards two students namely Shouko Kirishima and Toshimitsu Kubo as she speaks.

"In that case…I think it will be more appropriate to choose either the 2nd Year Valedictorian or the 2nd Year salutatorian to lead the performance. However, the unfortunate thing is that both of them are not very sociable and don't really talk much."

"It's unexpected of you to say that," said the headmaster while laughing merrily.

"I'm just stating an objective view. I do know that I am not very affable after all, so I'm more familiar with such a thing."

Miss Takahashi felt mad about what she had said. After all, she already those two students are not really that sociable not because of their studies but because of their relationship with some of their peers. Especially Shouko Kirishima who seemed to be only interested with the Class President of Class 2-F, Yuuji Sakamoto. Toshimitsu Kubo, on the other hand, seemed to be interested on someone else they do not know as of this point.

"Oh my. Are you angry? I'm sorry to you then. Please carry on."

"No…" said Miss Takahashi as she continued searching, "since you needed someone with good grades and social standing— I feel that the Student Council Secretary, Yuuko Kinoshita, would be a fine choice for the lead in this clip."

"Fm fm," nodded the headmaster, "so she's the only candidate you choose? Are there no other students you'll choose?"

"We do have other choices, but there will be some accompanying risks."

"Risks?"

"Yes. For example, our class has a student like Aiko Kudou who has outstanding grades too and is very outgoing…" said Miss Takahashi while pointing that short green-haired female student on the list.

"Yes."

"But with her as the lead in this, we might have to check on which words have to be censored from being aired to the public, and we may have to consider the use of mosaics after the film."

"…I thought…Class 2-A students were the only normal one…"

"Headmaster. I was making a joke," snarked Miss Takahashi.

"Your joke isn't funny at all, you know!?"

"Anyway, Kudou-san's attitude towards sex is more open and outgoing. In my opinion, she's not a suitable choice to represent the image of a school that promotes studying."

"Is that so… Then, let's have that certain Magus' apprentice be the lead."

"That certain Magus' apprentice... Who is that certain Magus?"

"Oh... That is not important right now, Miss Takahashi."

"..."

"Anyway, can you please pass a message to her?"

"I understand."

As Miss Takahashi was about to leave...

"Oh yes... How's this girl's singing?"

"What do you mean?"

"We don't have many people in the choir. I want to let that girl and Class 2-A sing the school anthem together with the choir, and that she stands at the front of them."

"I don't really understand, but there shouldn't be any problems if it's her. Her twin brother Hideyoshi Kinoshita is a member of this school's Drama Club, and once performed an opera before. I feel that Yuuko, as the older sister, should have some great singing voice."

"That's nice. It feels good as the school headmaster to have such a perfectly outstanding student," said the headmaster as she felt impressed towards Yuuko.

"Yeah. She has such irreproachable conduct, beauty, excellent grades, and is very sociable. Finding another exemplary student like her would be impossible."

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17 August 2012; Hyougo Prefecture; Nishi Ward, Kobe City; Fumizuki High School; Headmaster's Room; 2:00PM – 2:30PM

While the classes had been continued until now, a certain neck-length brown-haired female student had been called by Ms. Takahashi as an order from the headmaster. As the conversation goes on between the student and the headmaster…

"Ah—? Me? Isn't it better if our class president or Kubo should do this? They were academically better than me." said female student as she pointed out towards those two students she mentioned.

"Yes, I know. But it has been decided that you will lead the Class 2-A for the promotional movie next Monday. So I'm expecting you to do your best, Yuuko Kinoshita, Rin Tohsaka's apprentice."

The headmaster gave her conclusion with such confidence, seemingly expecting more out of that student, much surprise of the student and her homeroom adviser.

It seemed the name Rin Tohsaka is quite familiar to Yuuko and Miss Takahashi. After that though, Yuuko answered with determined voice.

"I will do my best here, Ms. Headmaster…"

"Very well…"

"Besides, I can only ask you for this, Miss Kinoshita. We really hoped that you could perform this promotional movie for the school," said Miss Takahashi after a pause because of what the headmaster had recently said.

"But…" Yuuko then speaks about something, "I don't have any idea what am I really going to do there."

"You should lead the singing of the anthem of the Fumizuki High School's anthem. It is as simple as that."

Without a break and with a practical tone, the headmaster hastened her explanations.

"Ah—! Singing?"

"Student Council Secretary, is there something that bothers you?"

"T-That's not it, Ms. Headmaster. Of course, I-I'm good at it!" answered Yuuko with hesitant voice.

"Very well said, Student Council Secretary. We will expecting such great performance next week."

"Y-Yes, Ms. Headmaster, Miss Takahashi…"

Nodding to their words, Yuuko, after a silent bow, left the room alone.

As she does that and slowly closed the door, she immediately decided to head back to her class as she thought of something.

Singing, eh Besides, how did the headmaster knew that I am my mentor's apprentice... No way I should think of that right now... I am more concerned with singing here... What should I do?!

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17 August 2012; Hyougo Prefecture; Nishi Ward, Kobe City; Fumizuki High School; Class 2-A's Room; 4:00PM – 4:10PM

On a certain bulletin board on the hallway near Class 2-A's room was a poster about the inquisition group, the FFF...

Fumizuki News - 27 July 2012

Come, young ones!

Recruiting members!

With the strength of your youth, for the sake of school peace, would you not try to be useful?

We are the FFF Brigade, of Class F - In order to protect the entirety of Fumizuki Academy's order, we are recruiting, the strength of youth.

Why don't we push forward together, towards the sublime goal of keeping up the peace within this school?

Job Scope

It is a simple job, which only requires one to strike their opponents through one's strong thoughts and feelings placed upon their blunt sincerity.
There will also be plenty of machinery and tools that can be used for the job.
Of course, we strongly welcome all who wish to take up this task!
Beginners too, can feel at ease.
The kind seniors will cordially and politely provide guidance.

Allowance

Monthly allowance: 1 AP (Allowance given in kind)
However, it is possible to exchange 5AP for 1 HP!
Furthermore, in response to one's abilities, commission shall also be provided!
Please make inquiries should more details be needed.

AP = Aki's Photograph
HP = Hideyoshi's Photograph

Available 24 hours a day!
Please contact Sugawa Ryou of Class 2-F.
Contact Number: 080-?-?

Supported by the Muttsulini Company. ~Always right behind you ~

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The classes are over for the Class 2-A, so do with the other classes. On that time...

"NOT GOOD! SUGAWA ESCAPED TO THE NEXT CLASSROOM!"

"THAT SWINE BASTARD…! SO THE RUMORS OF HIM BREAKING THE IRONBLOOD PACT OF THE FFF BY ALMOST EXCHANGING NUMBERS WITH CLASS2-D'S MIKI TAMANO WAS TRUE…!? LISTEN UP! THAT GUY'S NO LONGER OUR LEADER. HE'S A HERETIC! FIND HIM AND FINISH HIM OFF!"

"ROGER THAT! PLEASE GIVE INSTRUCTIONS!"

"ROGER THAT! PLEASE GIVE INSTRUCTIONS!"

"ROGER THAT! PLEASE GIVE INSTRUCTIONS!"

"SQUADS A TO E, ONCE YOU FIND HIM, BRING HIM TO THE INQUISITION! ALSO, DON'T FORGET TO DELETE THE RECORDED NUMBERS! THERE'S THE CHANCE THAT THEY MAY HAVE EXCHANGED NUMBERS! SQUADS F AND G, USE ANY MEANS YOU CAN THINK OF TO SPREAD SLANDER ABOUT HIM! BE ESPECIALLY VICIOUS TO CLASS 2-D! SQUAD H, GO FIND MISS FUNAKOSHI! WE MUST DEFINITELY TEACH THAT BETRAYER WHAT THE GRAVEYARD OF A HUMAN LIFE IS!"

"ROGER THAT!"

Angry roars had been heard outside of the classroom of Class 2-A.

What in the world is that Class 2-F doing this time… Yuuko thought as she saw those masked people wielding leather whips and candles, running wildly in the corridors.

Aside from her though, everyone inside the room for Class 2-A are rather surprised with what had happened outside, as the students are preparing their things as they are about to go home.

"Haha… As expected, something like this would happen once again. I could only wonder when this will stop." said a certain female student with glasses named Miho Satou while laughing after hearing such roars from those masked people.

"This is the one of the reasons most of the students doesn't even find someone to be loved until now. Not even our president towards Class 2-F's Sakamoto." said Aiko as she felt worried towards their long violet-haired Class President, Shouko.

"…Don't worry, Aiko, Miho. One of these days, we will be end up together no matter what, and no one will stop me."

With that, both Miho and Aiko are smiling at their Class President, eavesdropping about it.

"Anyway," said a certain neck-length blue-haired female student named Nana Youta towards Yuuko who was about leave.

"Eh?"

"Yuuko, do your best on leading our promotional movie next week! It would be a great opportunity."

With that, Yuuko only felt surprised upon hearing it.

"Ah—! Y-Yeah, I will do my best on that day. Y-You should see it!

Yuuko only sighed and felt nervous, worried about what might possibly happen in the upcoming event.

"What's the matter, Yuuko? You seemed to be nervous…" said Aiko who was rather worried on the brown-haired student.

"…Is there any problem, Yuuko?"

Yuuko then bows down as she thought to herself... Even everyone in Class 2-A are expecting me to do this successfully… If only I could only have the talent to sing instead of having the talent to study now until Monday… Besides, if it isn't, Prez will tell me that 'everyone had their own strengths and weaknesses'. I don't have any weakness to begin with. Also, everyone else might be surprised that there are some things I can't do. Even our Student Council President might think that she will finding someone who had a better personality than me. I don't want that to happen. Besides...

Yuuko she then looked at her right hand and thought...

I am here to become a trained Magus... This is what this school is really all about, isn't it, my teacher?

"O-Of course not, Prez—!" answered Yuuko after that thought comes to her mind.

"Well then… We will have high hopes on this, Kinoshita!"

"If you have problems, we are here to help."

" …We believe you can do this…"

The three girls are smiling as they responded back to her in hopes that Yuuko will delivered the best on her.

"Y-Yes, I-I can do this!" They sure really are supportive on this.

She then leave the classroom along with the others. But unlike anyone else, she remained silent right now as she walked towards the headmaster's room to get a certain music sheet.

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17 August 2012; Hyougo Prefecture; Nishi Ward, Kobe City; Fumizuki High School; Class 2-A's Room; 4:20PM – 4:30PM

As Yuuko walk in the corridor near Class 2-E's room, reading a music sheet of the school's anthem, some members of the inquisition group FFF are continuously searching for their leader Ryou Sugawa, who had just become a heretic to them…

"The heretic's on the auditorium?!" said a certain male Class 2-F student named Takashi Katou who was running with another male Class 2-F student named Kouji Yokomizo.

"Yes! It is obviously the last place he may possibly hide!"

As the two Class 2-F students are sighting Yuuko who seemed rather focus on what she was reading right now, while running continuously, Kouji then speaks…

"Isn't that girl Class 2-A's Yuuko Kinoshita?"

"Yes, so…"

"I'll have to do it this time…" said Kouji with a determined expression.

"Eh?! You will end up betraying us again if you really want to do it, Kouji."

"No matter what! I want to succeed here just after we find the betrayer!"

"So… after failing to The Most Beautiful, you are going to court to his sister, who is one of the best students of the school. You sure have guts."

"But I'll have to do my best to impress her!"

With that, Takashi just sighed about this. After all, it is a rule for the FFF that no one in this school will become committed into a romantic relationship with his/her chosen beloved someone. Even though, sometimes, some other couples in this school had successfully escaped their anger without even a single notice, such as the Class 2-B's President's Kyouji Nemoto and the Class 2-C's President's Yuuka Koyama, who had been in a romantic relationship before they got separated due to a certain incident during the Cool Summer Festival of their school. [4]

Eventually, a certain light-brown-haired male Class 2-F student was seen by the two FFF members walking towards Yuuko's path, lifting two boxes of test papers for the First Trimester Major Examinations, along with his summoned being, who lifts another three boxes of test papers, thanks to his Punishment Inspector status.

"Man... Why am I really the only one who had been lifting these things…? I can't even see what is in front of me." said Akihisa Yoshii as his avatar nodded as he also felt the pain in lifting those boxes as well, "if it wasn't because of Sugawa's betrayal— Eh?"

Seeing Takashi and Kouji passing him on his side...

"So Sugawa is really hard to catch this time… He sure is in danger of receiving the verdict from the other members."

"Hey, Yoshii! Watch your step!" said Takashi.

One of the two students then shouts to Akihisa who then responds by looking at them.

"Eh? What do you mean?!" shouted Akihisa.

On this time, Akihisa and Yuuko are just about few meters away with one another when he said that…

Yuuko, on the other hand…

"How should I understand this? Besides, isn't it being better if a member of the School Chorale doing this?"

She then sighed, after reading some lines.

"Should I just rather accept defeat from here?"

She then shakes her head, as she refuses to surrender and looks at the surroundings through the window where several students had slowly leaving the school for this day.

"No no!… If I do that, they will just be more suspecting," said Yuuko.

BAM!

Yuuko fell on the ground after being hit by some boxes, which she didn't even bother to notice because of her focus to the school anthem's music sheet.

"It still hurts… What the—?! What the heck are you looking!? Huh?" She then realizes that the person she collides is none other than... "Y-Yoshii?"

Akihisa, who was also fallen on the ground with the boxes scattered around the two of them, felt hurt and speaks to the person.

"Ouch… That hurts," said Akihisa as he rubs gently his head and then looked at the brown-haired lady in front of him, "Kinoshita?"

Akihisa Yoshii... To her viewpoint, Akihisa Yoshii is a famous person in their batch… or rather, in their school. After all, he's been called an 'idiot' by anyone for whatever he does almost all the time, such as those in the Cool Summer Festival, in the training camp for the second years, and in the recent Courage Challenge. He has quite the decent appearance, It is quite a pity according to her. She also knew that he does what he does for the good of everyone else around him, even if it could rewarded him with misfortune for the most part. He is definitely not a role model according to her.

Yuuko Kinoshita... To his viewpoint, she's the older brother... or rather, the older twin sister of his friend Hideyoshi. To him, she's good looking, smart, athletic, and faultless. She's intelligent, well mannered, and modest about her looks. Like anyone else in the school, he also believed that she is amazing in doing anything. Doing her duties as the Student Council Secretary as well as working with the other clubs at several times recently. He thinks that she always only acted for what he thought is the righteous one, almost doing nothing wrong as a result. She is definitely a role model as well as the perfect honor student according to him.

Indeed, these had been their viewpoints for one another before. Yet, in reality, as they meet up for few times like this, both of them just seemed to felt that they had met before.


TO BE CONTINUED on First Chapter Part II (14 July 2012)

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REFERENCES

[1] Baka to Tesuto to Syokanjuu's main premise
[1] Baka to Tesuto to Syokanjuu Light Novel Volume 2
[2] Baka to Tesuto to Syokanjuu Light Novel Volumes 1-4 and 6
[3] Baka to Tesuto to Syokanjuu Light Novel Volume 2