This was just another random thought that popped into my mind. Sry to bug you ppl and as for the other story I am working on the second chapter and have added more to the first. I had to write this down because I really felt like writing it. Oh and there will be cussing and ZADR eventually. :P

I do not own Invader Zim or Men In Black


He cackled loudly as his ship entered the puny planet's orbit. Earth was in full view and the tiny invader couldn't be happier. He clapped his hands together quickly before summoned his SIR unit.

"GIR!"A tiny robot fell from the ceiling rolling around before he finally stood and saluted his master.

"Yes siiiiiiiir?" he said his tongue hanging out.

"Prepare the ship for landing! We have arrived to the dirt ball known as Earth." He chuckled darkly. "They will not even know what hit them. The amazing Zim will blend in so perfectly they will not have time to blink let alone run!" He erupted with evil laughter, his upper body shaking.

Gir blinked and screamed "We're here funny man!"

Zim blinked before falling forward as the ship landed roughly. He grunted brushing himself off and standing. The ships doors opened slowly and he took his first steps

onto the planet he would soon invade. He smiled. This would be easy.


Dib sighed looking up at the screen. An unregistered space craft had just landed in middle America….once again! He knew he would have to go and register the alien and

give him the official Earth and rule handbook. After a long sigh he took a long hit of his cigarette while running a hand through his hair. This stupid alien had to land in his

part of town right before he was about to sleep! A deep scowl appeared on Dib's face. He already disliked this alien. Sighing he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned

to see his boss Mr. Dwicky. Dwicky smiled at Dib and chuckled.

"Just one more Dib and you can sleep. Go see what this creature is and register it. You are the best we have Dib." With that he turned and walked away. Dib sighed. Of

course Dwicky would guilt trip him. Every time something came up unannounced he was the first shipped off. He pouted snatching up his phone from the counter top

and walking away. He walked through the main part of the headquarters' . Others nodded in respect as he passed and Dib nodded back. People were rushing in

organized chaos working quickly. Phones rang off the hook as other agents rushed to answer them. The place was busy as usual and Dib was kind of glad to get away

from it for awhile. Dib yawned rushing out the front door. He fixed his tie before jumping in the car.

"Now let's go see who this alien is."


Zim looked up at his base. It looked like an ordinary house to the humans. Zim chuckled darkly tapping his claws together. Gir was disguised as a simple dog and he a normal Earth boy. His plan was ingenious! He smiled smugly. This planet conquered in a week.

Zim jumped startled by a sudden slamming of a car door. Turning quickly he observed on of the Earth's humans getting out of a black car. This human was tall and wore all all black. Even the small set of glasses that sat on his nose were black. His suit clung to him showing off lean muscle and his broad shoulders. Zim blinked. Was the human walking over to him?

"Hello fellow human!" He shouted waving his hand quickly back and forth.

Dib stood blinking; one hand in his pocket and the other holding a cigarette. He shook his head.

"You are so obvious. You are going to have to tone down the happy and not call people human. Oh and you are freaking green!"

It was Zim's turn to blink.. "Freaking? And Zim does not know what you are talking about. I am a normal human!"

Dib sighed walking over to Zim. He was so obvious. He had green skin for Christ sake. He looked the alien up and down and finally looked at his fake eyes. "Listen I know what you are."Zim panicked and reached for his self destruct button. Dib grabbed his wrist. "No no no bad do not do that. I am not here to expose you. It is quite the opposite actually."

Zim's eyes narrowed. "How so human?"

Dib sighed. "First thing. My name is Dib. I am the agent that was assigned to watch out for you and make sure you do not cause trouble." He reached in his jacket and pulled out a booklet. "Read this book front to back. It contains the rules and how to blend in."

Zim took the book confused and in shock."You want to help me blend in?"

Dib nodded not looking at Zim and pulled out a pen and pad of paper.

"Name?"

"I am the all mighty Zim!"

Dib wrote it down.

"Race?"

"I am a elite Irken warrior here to claim this planet and enslave you pathetic-"

"God damn! All I asked for was you race!"

"Irken." Zim mumbled.

Dib wrote it down and rubbed his eyes. He yawned and Zim crossed his arms in anger.

"Does the All mighty Zim bore you?"

Dib nodded. "Yes and I haven't had sleep yet."

Zim scoffed. "Pathetic human and your need for sleep."

Dib rolled his eyes and pointed his pen to Gir. "What the hell is that thing?"

Zim turned seeing Gir licking the dirt. "That is my advanced robot here to help me rule the human race!"

Dib nodded not really paying attention. "Yes, yes, that is super nice. I have all the information I need so I guess I will get going..Oh wait hold on." Dib pulled out a small

black watch and snatched Zim's wrist. Zim growled trying to pull back. Dib held tight on put on the watch. "Okay if you press the button on the side it tells me you need

help."

Zim blinked still confused by Dib's words. "Why are you helping me again?"

Dib sighed wanting tot go sleep. "I am apart of an organization call the Humans In Black. We were called the Men In Back, but we changed it due to a possible law suit."

Zim blinked and Dib elaborated. "Ya know because it's sexist." Dib sighed. "Anyway we here to protect and help Aliens and make sure they live happy live among the humans."

"I do not want to live here! I want to destroy it!"

Dib rolled his eyes. "You and everybody else. Look Zim, don't do anything that breaks the rules and we won't have a problem."

"Listen, Dib-beast, I will do as I please! I am Zim!"

Dib sighed. At this rate he was going to be here all night. "What does that mean? Is it a code or something?"

Zim pouted. "No it just means I am Zim."

Dib nodded and turned to leave. "Good night hope your house burns down."

Zim gasped. "Hope all you want Dib-filth because it will not happen! I am Zim and I will rule this planet!"

Dib shook his head as he sat in the driver's seat. This Zim was going to be nothing but trouble.

Zim smirked and looked as the booklet. That stupid human had just given him the key to winning. That rude Dib-beast would be the first to go.


Zim stayed up working into the night to conjure the perfect explosive. That beast from earlier had stroke a cord with him. Should he take the human as a threat? No,it was a human. He had researched the species somewhat before landing. They were all meat bags and were easy to kill. If Zim wanted to take over the world the big headed beast would not get in his way. He smiled putting the final touches on his device. Holding it up he inspected it. The device was an disguised to look like an ordinary book. Inside was an explosive that would go off as soon as he pressed a button. This explosive was not an ordinary bomb. When this detonated it would release a powerful gas that would mess with the small minds of the humans, making them his slaves! Zim laughed loudly. This plan was perfect! As usual.
"Once those humans sniff this gas they will be my mind slaves and have no choice but to help me over take the city then the world! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Eeeeeeeeeeee!" Gir shouted clapping his hands.

Zim turned to turned to the robot "Yes Gir...it will be great."


Zim chuckled in his human outfit sitting at a table located far away from the bomb at a cafe. "Ha ha! " He couldn't stop smiling as he pressed the button. His face was set looking from afar to the public building where he had placed the bomb.

He waited...

and waited...

and waited..

Finally his smile fell and he tossed the button on the ground. "How? Stupid button must be defective!"

"No not the button. It is the book. I cut the wires before you left."

Zim jumped turning to the voice. The face of the voice was hidden behind a news paper. Zim scowled.

"You.." He said to the man.

The paper fell to reveal Dib. "Yes me. Did you not read the rules? You can't do stuff like that."

"How did you disarm my bomb?"

Dib threw down the paper and put a hand over his mouth. "Don't yell the word bomb, stupid!"

Zim blinked and looked around to see others staring at him. He pushed Dib's hand away and smiled. "I am normal!" The other gave him a look before going back to their normal lives.

Dib shook his head taking a seat across from him. "I know you want to take over Earth, but you can't."

Zim frowned "Do not tell Zim what he can and can not do human!"

Dib sighed and lit a cigarette. "It is my job to make sure you do not cause trouble."

"Well it is my job to cause it!"

"Well that puts us both in a bad spot."

"It would seem so."

Dib nodded. "Good, now that that's out of the way do you want to have lunch?"

Zim blinked. "What?"

"Well I did not get to have lunch because of your stupid plan and I am hungry."

"My plan was not stupid!"

"Do you want to have lunch or not space boy?"

Zim looked at Dib for a moment deep in thought. This would be his chance to try and find a weakness in this beast. "Yes, Zim wants your icky worm baby food."


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