THE TALE OF TWILIGHT

Goes to the tune of "Gilligan's Island". Funnily enough, I've never even seen the show before, but I have heard the theme song plenty of times. This ought to give you a laugh!


Original Music © George Wyle

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer (as if!)

Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08

All rights reserved.


Just sit right back, and you'll hear a tale
Of a girl they call Bella
Who went and fell head over heels
With some bizarre fella

This guy was a handsome, sparkling dude
Who filled her with desire
But there was one teensy problem—
He's a big, bad vampire
A big, bad vampire!

So this story drags on and on
For four solid books straight
We read of how Bella pines over Edward
And what's her ultimate fate, her ultimate fate

This has got to be the worst book series they have yet dished out
With Bella Swann,
And Edward, too
And Jacob Black, the wolf-man
The Volturi
And all those other screwball guys
In the tale of Twilight

So this is the tale they're talking about
It's here for a long, long time
If I hear that story once more,
I will lose my mind

Those people seem so determined
To shove this in my face
Wherever in the world I go,
Twilight's all over the place

It's here, it's there, it's everywhere
It's constantly stalking me
Just like High School Musical,
It's outrageous as can be

So, you heed my warning, my friends
Don't waste your one-time life
With this poor excuse for a book
Called the tale of Twilight!