Disclaimer: I still don't own Twilight or these characters.

This is where all Perfect Love outtakes will be found. They won't be in any particular order-just whatever order I write them in.

A million thanks to MelissaMargaret for being a fabulous beta and making this pretty.

This first outtake is just a short, silly drabble that takes place in the car after the first doctor's appointment.


Esme POV

"It was those panties!" he said suddenly, as if it was the most obvious thought for anyone to have.

"Umm...what are you talking about?"

"That night. Our anniversary getaway," he explained. I still had no clue what he was talking about so I nodded for him to continue.

"That night when you wore my anniversary gift. Those sexy panties totally did the trick."

Once it clicked in my mind I immediately started laughing. And not a quiet little laugh, oh no. This was a side-splitting, bring tears to my eyes kind of laugh.

"Carlisle!" I gasped. "You think...you think those crotchless panties did this?" My laughter continued, and he soon joined me. I just couldn't believe that my practical husband somehow thought that a pair of panties helped us get pregnant.

We laughed all the way home, and I was just starting to catch my breath as we pulled into the driveway. Carlisle turned off the car but didn't move, opting instead to angle his body toward me and bring my hand up to his lips to kiss the top of it.

"I love you so much, sweetheart," he murmured against my skin. "I'm so happy right now, you have no idea."

"Oh I think I do," I said. "And I love you just as much. This is a miracle."

"That it is," he said with a nod before finally opening his door. "And it was those panties. Believe me. I'm a doctor."

I couldn't help but giggle again as he quickly shut the door and came around to my side. He opened my door and pulled me up into his arms, kissing me soundly on the lips. I didn't even think to protest as he carried me bridal-style into the house. We were both just so happy that it couldn't be contained.