Episode 1: Mysterious CD
Nick, the gambler from L4D2, bought a music CD from a store and came to Captain america's house,
"Hey! Captain! I bought this CD, do you want to listen to it?" said Nick
"I don't even know if i like the song inside the cd or not, i think i shouldn't put this cd on my player" Said Captain.
Nick got angry "I don't think that's right, i want to listen to this song so badly because i wasted $100 dollars on it" and he put the cd on Captain America's Cd player. A tropical song started to play.
"See? It was not that bad? Now get me a drink, you are my slave" said Nick, Captain walked to the kitchen and grabbed 2 pinas coladas. The captain gave a pina colada to Nick and both drinked their pinas. Nick looked at his arm "Holy shit man! look at these purple scales on my arm, if these scales were people, i would kick all these people in the balls!" said Nick, the captain looked at Nick's arm "That's only a scar" said the captain.
The scales started to cover Nick's body, he scratched the scales as an attempt to get rid off the scales, but the scales were pasted on Nick's body like dog feces in my shoes. "Hey, slave! get rid of my scales or i set you on fire!" said Nick. So the captain tried to escape from his own house, he tried to open the main door, but he couldn't, he tried to jump from a window, but he couldn't he took the phone and dialed 911, he waited, but now Nick was completely covered of purple scales, his head flattened and got large, "Police!" was the word that was shouted by the captain, he hit Nickie with his patriotic shield and he said "America is safe now".
A tail grew from Nick's body "wait a minute" said the captain, he hit Nick with the shield of america again. Nick was sleeping like a little baby. He looked like a snake, anthropomorphic purple snake with wide hips and breasts. "Nick? Are you fine?" asked the captain to Nick, Nick opened his (or her) eyes "What the hell is happening?" Asked Nick, "Oh no, now Nickie is a super ultra anime snake, i need to plug that played off" said the captain, so he took a shovel and started hitting the cd played cable, Captain's skin was turning blue, but a bit darker than a smurf. The Captain felt like he had breasts like a woman. He plugged the cd player off but now it was too late.
"Wait a minute, i have to check if something happened to me" said the captain, he went to the bathroom, he took his clothes off, he now looked like a blue creature with a flower over his head, well, he was a woman now, just like Nick, she looked at her breasts "NO! This is impossible!" shouted the captain.
The Captain talked with Nick "I told you to not play the CD" the captain exclaimed
"... my $100 dollars..." said Nick
"Now what do you think we should do?" asked the captain.
Nick looked at the window, there was a beach with a lot of naked female anthro kawaii creatures, Both Nick and the Captain took their clothes off and walked to the beach. They enjoyed the rest of their lives as party animals...
Nick woke up, it was all a dream, "Fuck Yeah!" Said Nick, he gave a high five to Cynthia, the Sinnoh Champion, also known as the teacher of Nick Jr, Nick Jr is Nick's son. He's like Nick but with black cloud strife hair, two horns on his head and a tail on fire. "Mr Nick, don't sleep, we have to talk about your kid's grades" said Cynthia.
