Hello All, Its Jaz here with a new concept! Okay so as most know im graduating this year and during the last days of school we were given little to no work to do. In my AP English class my teacher found an article about 1000 things guys dont know about women, but should. They were so funny I decided to go to the site and check out some more, they were amazing so I thought, why dont I pick out a few and write little drabbles or shorts or whatever! So thats what im doing to rules are bolded and then the story follows, its simple! I hope you all enjoy! This is just 8 there are PLENTY more!
Love you all xoxoxox Jaz
Oh and have you heard the news Vanessa is gonna be on DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES! I was soooooo happy and still kinda am! Anywho heres what you came for!
No. 610: If it's a choice between seeing us or seeing your friends, we always want you to pick us.
Daniel was headed out the office to Wilhelmina's place when a figure stopped him at the door.
"Danny!" The blond man said and wrapped Daniel in a hug.
"Becks, hey what are you doing here?"
"Well I'm in town for a bit and wanted to come see my best bud. You know maybe pick up a few hot chicks! Fresh from Vegas got a lot of money to blow."
"Actually I was on my way to meet someone."
"Ahhh, come on this is a rare thing for us, I'm sure your lady friend would understand."
Daniel looked over at Wilhelmina's empty office and could almost see her staring at him through the glass, a knife in her hand and blood dripping from it he wore from the trance scared and looked at Becks.
"You know, I'd love too. But I cant maybe another time."
He hurriedly left the office, sweating on his way to see Wilhelmina.
No. 164:Getting us lost is not a turn-on. Get a GPS.
They were headed to the Poconos for the weekend and ending up driving in circles.
"Do you know where your going?" She asked.
"Of course I do, I can read a map."
She looked over at him and took the map from him.
"It was upside down dumbass. We're lost."
No. 308:We can appreciate a nice butt as much as you do, we're just better at being discreet about it.
Wilhelmina and Daniel has just signed the contract with Beyonce as a center spread cover. She was signing autographs for Modies and Daniel couldn't tear his eyes away. He felt a presence behind him and Wilhelmina whispered in his ear.
"Wipe the drool off, why don't you?" She laughed and shook her head.
No. 819:Never answer your phone or text in the middle of sex. Never.
He had her pinned to the bed, and his head moved to the side of her neck. She arched her back and locked her legs around his back. He met her lips again when his phone rang. They ignored it until it rang twice more. Daniel stopped and leaned over on the night stand to answer it.
"Hello."
"Daniel, sorry to be calling so late but I forgot to tell you that the Marc Jacobs meeting was pushed back until Tuesday."
"This couldn't wait till tomorrow."
"Sorry, I didn't know if you were busy."
"Well he WAS." Wilhelmina yelled and took Daniels phone tossing it to the side.
"That was rude." Daniel said leaning back in.
She pushed him off and got out the bed to put her jacket and shoes one.
"No you answering the phone was rude. Now that I heard Betty's voice, I'm so not in the mood. Goodnight."
No. 960:If you tell us we should give you a blowjob, we probably won't. Giving us a backrub is a far more eloquent way of asking.
"I did it to you its only fair."
"I didn't ask you to."
"But I did it."
"And I'm grateful for it, but because you want a blowjob doesn't mean I'm gonna do it, that's not the way things work around here."
Xxxx
She was stressed out beyond belief and the last thing she wanted was to come home to a horny ass Daniel Meade. But he surprised her leading her to the bed, he provided her with the most amazing thing any man has ever done a back massage.
"Wow, you're really tense."
"Long day. Lots of firing and yelling and crying."
"You cried."
"Making people cry." She clarified.
"Okay." She moaned in the contact, whatever Daniel was doing felt really good. When he finished she turned around on her elbows on the bed the towel still around her and studied his face. She leaned closer to him and moved so that he was now lying on the bed. She ripped open his shirt and he removed the towel, as she slid further down she unbuckled his pants tugging them down along with his boxers and mover her head further down. Daniel leaned back, I should give backrubs more often.
No. 747:We like to win. Let us win every once in a while. Or, how about let us tie? That at least takes more thought and we're okay with being your equal.
She isn't fond of card games but he is. So shes stuck playing an annoying game of spades with Daniel, Becks and Betty. She should always call before just showing up.
She and Betty are partners and Becks and Daniel are a team.
The game is down to Betty and Wilhelmina having three books and Becks and Daniel now have five, Daniel guaranteed at least 5 more, he looked over at Wilhelmina who had a none to pleasing look on her face. She put down a King of diamonds, and then he put down a 3 of spades taking the deck. The next card he put down was a 4 of diamonds.
"CHEATER!" Betty screamed.
"What?" Daniel looked confused.
"You had a diamond."
"Oh, I guess…well."
"Dammit Daniel! You reneged."
"Sorry." He looked down and noticed Wilhelmina's lip curve into a smile. Someone is getting laid tonight.
No. 676:Just pick up the tampons. Do you really think the cashier is going to think they're for you?
Daniel did not want to go to the store. Especially to buy what she asked for. He felt it took away from his masculinity, but at the same time the wrath of a PMSing Wilhelmina Slater was even worse. He stood in the aisle examining the many types of tampons, trying to figure out if there was a difference. He looked at the boxes and just picked up the tampax pearls, quickly so no one would see. He turned the box around in this hands and read the directions. Feeling curious he opened the box and pulled one out, he opened the package and stared at it.
"What the hell?"
She pushed it open so the cloth was revealed and found the set of directions, with pictures to illustrate.
"So this goes, ohhhh, ewwwwww." He whispered sounding like a little child. The stockwoman came up behind him.
"I bet you appreciate her much more, huh?"
No. 429: Kiss us lightly on the cheek. We love that.
She fell asleep on the couch, so he picked her up placing her in the bed, pulling the covers up over her. He kissed her lightly on the cheek and turned to leave, she surpirised him.
"You can stay, if you want?" Her eyes were closed still.
He smiled and kicked his shoes off, sliding in beside her wrapping his arms around her waist kissing her shoulder and she smiled.
