Kanoi: This was written for the prompt "middles," and I have to say I'm not very happy with it.

Minako: Anything to get in the spotlight!

Yaten: The spotlight is a miserable place to be –flips bangs haughtily-

Minako: Yaten-kun! –glomps Yaten-

Yaten: ACK! Get off me! –starts attempting to push Minako away-

Kanoi: …Since I highly doubt I'll get any useful words out of these two I'll just say the disclaimer myself.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon despite having watched it for the majority of my life.

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"What do you mean the car ran out of gas?" Yaten shouted.

"Exactly what it sounded like," Taiki answered calmly.

"How could you let that happen!? You're supposed to be the smart one!" The white haired woman yelled.

Taiki's elegant eyebrow twitched in irritation.

"Now, now, let's not fight," Seiya attempted to mediate.

"Shut up," Yaten snapped.

Taiki turned to Seiya and asked, "Where are we?"

Seiya looked around and answered, "The middle of nowhere?"

Taiki sighed tiredly before reminding her friend, "You have the map."

Seiya blinked owlishly before saying, "Oh yeah!"

She began to inspect the map. After about five minutes, Yaten asked nervously, "Should reading the map be taking this long?"

Taiki looked at the map, and her eye widened.

"Seiya! The map is upside down!"

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Yaten: That does seem like something Seiya would do.

Minako: But it's such an overused scenario.

Kanoi: I know… It was just the only thing I could thing of really.