Hey readers, this is Ash here. Well I recently transferred to a new school and I have been making new friends one of them being Jess (she says hi) anyways yea each entry is going to have and (ash) or a (jess) to show you who is writing what, I really don't need to but I'm the author, well co author, and this is how I'm going to write it, so ……………….deal. Ohh and this has extreme perverseness and sex so don't say I didn't warn u cause . . .I did, and don't blame me if u decided to skip this part. U HAVE BEEN WARNED.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto nor does my friend Jess and if we did would we honestly post stuff on FanFiction? Unless we were trying to hide our identity about us actually being the authors by tricking people into thinking that we were just crazed fans with no lives………………..which we are not.
(Jess)far away on another land sasuke shudders
Naruto: what is it
Sasuke-kun?
Sasuke: two obsessed fan girls are talking about me
somewhere I think they're trying to kidnap me
Naruto:...your
weird
(Ash)far away in the hidden leaf village saske shudders again then says loudly . . .
Saske: OMG
Naruto:
wats wrong Saske?
Saske: two obsessed fan girls are talking bout
me somewhere and they are planning on kidnapping me.
Naruto: so?
its not the first time
Saske: they r planning to kidnap me when
I'm naked . . .
Naruto: O.o that's new
(Jess) then Sasuke begins to pack
Naruto: What are you
doing
Sasuke: Leaving before they gather allies
Naruto: What do
you mean
Sasuke darkly: They might meet Sakura while trying to
find me...
Naruto: O.O That just opened up a whole new batch of
problems...
(Ash) Sasuke sees Sakura at the doorway
Sasuke:
Hi
Sakura: HI Sasuke, I want u to meet my new friends smiles
evilly
Sakura steps out of the way as Ashleigh and Jess walk in
with allies, ropes, and laughing gas
(Jess) all the
girls started to laugh evilly
Jess: So Sasuke how are
you?
Sasuke: Not you again
Jess: I thought we had fun last
time
Sasuke: You locked me in your closet!
Jess: All in the
past...
Ashleigh: Whatever, now sasuke we are just going to tie
you up and...
(Ash) Ashleigh:
OMG Jess u actually did that? niceee oo and Sasuke btw I'm
Ashleigh
Sasuke: And this is important to me because?
Ashleigh face darkens
Jess: oo u should not have said that
(Jess)
Jess holds Ashleigh back
Jess: Remember we
are here to kidnap him not murder
Ashleigh: Right then lets get to
work
Jess pulls bugle out of thin air and starts to play the
charging song..…
(Ash)
Ashleigh pulls out gas masks and the laughing gas. then she brings out a camera and hands it to Naruto
Naruto:
What is this for?
Ashleigh: Its either film or be a part of the
fun
Naruto:O.O Okay I'll film
Sasuke: Traitor
Naruto: Yes
but a traitor who is NOT about to be raped
Naruto turns camera on
(Jess)
Naruto: ready on my
mark start stripping him
All head turn and give naruto a weird
look
Jess: Um Naruto is
there something you would like to share with the group Naruto:
N-n-noo jessie-chan...I'm...good...
Jess gives naruto skeptical
look
(Ash) Ashleigh also gives naruto a skeptical look
(Jess)
Sasuke:Thinks hm
its my chance to escape
Jess: Naruto...
Naruto: Can we
please just film...
Ashleigh: He's trying to get away runs and
tackles sexy sasuke-kun
Sasuke: BUSHIN NO JUTSU!
millions of sasuke's appear
Jess, Ashleigh, and naruto all go running to each get one
Sakura gets trampled in the process
(Ash) As Sakura gets off of the ground she sees one Sasuke trying to escape
(Jess) Saskura: I call this one!
(Ash) Ashleigh
and Jess turn towards her with dark faces
Ash + Jess: LIKE HELL U
DO!!
(Jess)
Jess and Ash: KAGE
BUSHIN No JUTSU!!!!!
millions of Jessies and Ashleighs appear and
go after poor innocent little Sasuke, then Kiba and Gaara walk in
Kiba: Gaara do you
feel we have bad timing
Gaara:...
Kiba: Gaara? hey man what's
wrong?...
Gaara stares at millions of good looking girls
Gaara: No I feel like I just walked into a playboy magazine without the stripping
(Ash)
Ashleigh and Jess hear this comment and turn towards Gaara
Ashleigh:
Um actually ...
Jess: Its really a playgirl magazine and trust me
there WILL be stripping
Gaara looks at Ashleigh then looks pissed
Kiba: What's wrong now Gaara?
Gaara: THATS THE GIRL THAT STOLE MY EYELINER!!
(Jess)
Kiba: looks very
disturbed
Gaara: GIVE IT BACK YOU THIEF!
Ashleigh: NEVER ITS
MY SOUVENIR FROM WHEN WE LAST MET
Ashleigh runs away with Gaara chasing her
Jess looks at sasuke all tied up and then at Kiba and naruto
Sits next to sasuke
on the ground
Jess: How long do you think this will continue for
I have to be in school by weds or else
Sasuke: And then what will
you do with me
Jess: Eh ill figure something out Ashleigh and I
are working out a timeshare plan Kiba: Why are you kidnapping him and
not me!
Jess: You were next on my hit list
then using her
ninja speed she tied up Kiba
Jess: Happy now?
Kiba: For the
most part
(Ash):
Ashleigh returns with Gaara all tied up on her shoulder. she then drops him on the ground next to Kiba
Jess:
Nice job
Naruto: stutters ho-ow- di-did u do that!!
Ashleigh:
smiles secretively do u really want to know?
Everyone: YES!!!
Ashleigh: ok, right when he was going to attempt to kick my ass I unleashed my special jutsu
Naruto:
And that would be?????
Ashleigh: grins I used my flashing jutsu
Jess: OO THATS UR BEST ONE!!
(Jess)
Kiba: Hey jess do
you know that one or do you have a special one too after all you are
nicknamed mini tsunade...
Jess: I can't do it as well as
Ashleigh but I have my own
Sasuke: And that would
be...
Jessstands up: POLDANCERSTRIPPINGKTTY NO
JUSTU!
Everyone: nosebleed
(Ash)
Ashleigh: You definitely have improved
Ashleigh:
OO and guess what I got off of Gaara when I tied him up
Jess: What
is it?
Ashleigh: HIS SPARE EYELINER
(Jess)
Jess: laughs
maniacally I got kibas lip stick
Kiba: Its not lipstick its face
paint
Jess: Uh huh sure now lets steal Kankuros next!
Ashleigh
what will we do with our hostages though?
Jess: Hmmm I don't
know can I trust you long enough until I get back with Kankuro...
(Ash)
Ashleigh: sighs If u hurray I think I can manage just got to think of non sex related things till u get back
Ashleigh: Okok, horseback riding, knitting, dogs, kittens, puppies, cinnamon buns, naked Sasuke . . . HURRAY JESS!!
(Jess)
Jess: I will! don't
worry
several hours later
Jess: Im back but I brought more than kankuro
pulls on a leash and brings in kankuro, Suigetsu, jirobo, Kimimaru, Sakon, Ukon, Kidomaru, Shikamaru ect Akatsuki band of 7 Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Naraku, ed and al Elric in on a leash
Jess: sorry it took so long I got sidetracked with Suigetsu
(Ash)
Ashleigh looks as though she is about to bust a vein.
Ashleigh: MY HORMONES ARE GOING OUTTA MY CONTROL!!!!
(Jess)
Jess: Feel free to choose and rape
(Ash)
Ashleigh's face lights up
Ashleigh: Jess I love u in the non rape kind of way
(Jess)
Jess: The feeling is mutual grabs Kiba and walks to nearest unoccupied bedroom
(Ash)
Ashleigh:
I CAN'T HOLD BACK ANYMORE!!
chooses ed and al Elric, Sesshomaru,
and Naraku and can't even make it to the nearest unoccupied bedroom
(Jess)
Jess: watches for a moment and then disappears with Kiba laughing
rest of characters start to play poker while waiting
(Ash)
Ashleigh:
OK first group playing time is over.
her first group of victims
are all in a coma from Ashleigh's "fun"
the untouched group coward in fear in the nearest corner as she lifted all 4 guys onto her shoulder and put them in the opposite corner.
Gaara:
Wtf how the hell can u lift them ur to small!!
Ashleigh: evil
laugh Sex makes me stronger. Hmm I think I'll do just u alone this
time
Gaara: nervously Nononono that's quite alright
Ashleigh:
lifts Gaara on shoulder HEY NARUTO U BETTER BE FILMING THIS!!
(Jess)
Naruto: gives
thumbs up I got it all right here hehehehehe
from in side bedroom
everyone hears talking
Jess: Ow Kiba that hurt
Kiba: Well if
you would stop moving
Jess: What the HELL is that thing
Kiba:
Nothing
Jess: You used strange toys!
Kiba: Its not a toy its an
incredibly important thingamabob
Jess: Thingamabob...yea ok just
don't use your thingamabob again kay...
(Ash)
Ashleigh yells: HEY JESS WAT DOES HIS THINGAMABOB LOOK LIKE?
(Jess)
Jess: groan Wha...uh it vibrates I think wait no that might be oh Kiba...uh could we continue this some other time im kind of OW busy
(Ash)
Ashleigh: Hmm what ever happened to Sakura?
(Jess)
Sakura: muffled
voice Ow
Lee: Sakura chan are you ok
Sakura: No I got beat
up
Jess: looks out window opens it and yells
NO LEE DONT FALL
FOR HER DIRTY LITTLE TRICKS!!! REMEMBER THE WAY SHE TREATED
YOU!!!!
Lee: Hm true...
Kiba: HEY I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
JESS
Jess: I DO
Kiba: Then why are you helping him out?
Jess:
Hm good point yells NVR MIND CONTINUE WHAT YOU WERE DOING!
Well I hoped you like our . . .interesting fic. Don't ask if we have problems (reading this would seem apparent) Please review, we like reviews, and don't forget to tell us what you think. But please no flames, this is merely for fun, not learning, and honestly if you don't like it, don't read it. Also sorry if I sounded like a bitch earlier. This is the second time I had to put this together and edit.
