A timid knock resounded on the door of the Potters' residence. Ginny had taken the kids out and Harry was the only Potter left. Wondering slightly who was at the door, since he wasn't expecting visitors, he got his wand and cast an Opening Spell. The door swung open to reveal Remus Lupin, and Harry sighed in relief.
"Remus! What brought you here?" he asked, taking the werewolf's shabby coat and hanging it. "Do take a seat."
Sitting on the couch opposite Harry, the werewolf sighed. "Before I bring this to the Muggle world to publish as fanfictions, I'd like to hear your opinion." He said, thrusting a stack of parchments onto the younger man's arms.
Intrigued, Harry read the stories his friend had composed. His reactions varied. He laughed till he cried, and other times, he grimaced and blanched. Finally, after reading the last scrap of parchment, he faced Remus. "You know, based on the realistic emotions in these stories, one would think you have a thing for Severus Snape."
Remus blushed at that comment, and the other man gaped as he put the pieces together. "You – you…" he stammered and gulped. "It's true, then? You have a thing for Severus?"
Swallowing difficultly, the werewolf answered, "Y-yes, I do." Harry's face held a mixture of disbelief, horror and amusement, and after blinking owlishly at Remus for a few seconds, he howled and collapsed in laughter.
"Severus – snort – Snape?" he all but shouted.
Suddenly, the kitchen door was flung open and a man in boxers (a/n: yup, not jeans/ robes… boxers) came in. "I heard my name?" Severus drawled.
The laughing ceased and Remus Lupin jumped to his feet, alternating between staring at Harry and staring at Snape. He took in the boxer-clad Severus and everything just – clicked.
"You're sleeping with each other!" he pointed a finger accusingly at them.
Harry turned bright red and Severus just smirked. "Interesting discovery, Lupin. Are you perhaps, jealous?"
Harry snorted at that, and Remus stuck out his tongue at him. "You know, that action means you want to be kissed." Harry snickered.
"Three is company, Remus." Severus smirked, the corners of his mouth twitching.
"Exactly. And the bed is big enough." Harry continued.
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A/N: This is my first slash smut fic. *snort*
Thanks to nnoony [Twitter] for the terrific inspiration.
