A/n-hi everybody. i can't sleep so i'm gonna write
Harry walks into the forbidden forest one day when he spots the most horrible thing on this side of Horrorstown... A PAIR OF OLD, SMELLY SOCKS!!!!
Harry- NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THEY'RE ATTACKING!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry runs back to the school when he is stopped by his friend, Ron Weasley, who is watching television outside the school doors.
Harry- What are you watching?
Ron-A movie.
Harry- What kind of movie?
Ron- Uh, a good one?
Harry- TELL ME!!!!!!!!
Ron- Ok, look.
Ron points to the tv set, but there is nothing on.
Harry- The tv's not even turned on. How can you be watching something?
Ron- No wonder I didn't understand the movie.
Harry-YOU FREAKIN' DIPSHIT!!
Ron- Hey, SilverDragon529(That's me!), why am I always a complete moron in all of your stories?
SilverDragon529- Um... actually, I dunno.
Harry- Yea, and why am either a skitzo, a complete jerk, or a just an ass?
SilverDragon529- Um... I dunno.
Harry- Do you know anything?
SilverDragon529- Nope!
(Ron smacks himself on the head)
Ron- Can you at least change our characters in this story?
Harry- Yea, can you?
SilverDragon529- Sure, but can I keep the smelly, man-eating pair of socks?
Ron- Um, sure?
SilverDragon529- ^-^
Ok, so the author decided to change the story so that Ron is now just a normal guy who acts weird and Harry is... well, Harry!
Ron-(Reading a magazine) Hi, Harry.
Harry- What are you reading?
Ron- Seventeen Magazine.
Harry- Why? I mean, your neither a girl nor seventeen.
Ron- I like taking the quizzes. Hey, look Harry! This quizzes says I'm a cool girlfriend!
Harry- But you're a guy.
Ron- Oh yea...
Harry- Dipshit.
Ron- SilverDragon, we're still the same.
Harry- Yea.
Ron- I mean, why the hell would I want to read Seventeen Magazine?
SilverDragon529- Well, at least you know you're a cool girldfriend.
Ron- Ok...
Harry- Yea, I mean, I'M the one who really wants to read the magazine.
SilverDragon529- Would you prefer if I just let you two eat tarter sauce, for, afterall, I am the evil sorceress of tarter sauce.
Harry- Really? I never knew that.
Ron- I LOVE TARTER SAUCE!!
Harry-*sighs*
SilverDragon529- Ok, folks, FREE TARTER SAUCE FOR EVERYONE!!!
Harry and Ron- YAY!!!!
SilverDragon529- Ok, I'm not gonna let the poor reader suffer any longer, so I'm gonna end now, ok?
(Harry and Ron are too distracted eating tarter sauce to notice anything.)
SilverDragon529- Ok, so... THE END!!
A/N- ok, what the hell did I just write? I need to stop writing such stupid stories. Either that, or I just need to get a life.I just wrote this story because I felt bad for making Harry and Ron seem like freaks in my other stories, and even thought I TRIED to actually give them IQ points in this story, it just backfired and I turned them into Tarter Sauce freaks. oh well.
Harry walks into the forbidden forest one day when he spots the most horrible thing on this side of Horrorstown... A PAIR OF OLD, SMELLY SOCKS!!!!
Harry- NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THEY'RE ATTACKING!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry runs back to the school when he is stopped by his friend, Ron Weasley, who is watching television outside the school doors.
Harry- What are you watching?
Ron-A movie.
Harry- What kind of movie?
Ron- Uh, a good one?
Harry- TELL ME!!!!!!!!
Ron- Ok, look.
Ron points to the tv set, but there is nothing on.
Harry- The tv's not even turned on. How can you be watching something?
Ron- No wonder I didn't understand the movie.
Harry-YOU FREAKIN' DIPSHIT!!
Ron- Hey, SilverDragon529(That's me!), why am I always a complete moron in all of your stories?
SilverDragon529- Um... actually, I dunno.
Harry- Yea, and why am either a skitzo, a complete jerk, or a just an ass?
SilverDragon529- Um... I dunno.
Harry- Do you know anything?
SilverDragon529- Nope!
(Ron smacks himself on the head)
Ron- Can you at least change our characters in this story?
Harry- Yea, can you?
SilverDragon529- Sure, but can I keep the smelly, man-eating pair of socks?
Ron- Um, sure?
SilverDragon529- ^-^
Ok, so the author decided to change the story so that Ron is now just a normal guy who acts weird and Harry is... well, Harry!
Ron-(Reading a magazine) Hi, Harry.
Harry- What are you reading?
Ron- Seventeen Magazine.
Harry- Why? I mean, your neither a girl nor seventeen.
Ron- I like taking the quizzes. Hey, look Harry! This quizzes says I'm a cool girlfriend!
Harry- But you're a guy.
Ron- Oh yea...
Harry- Dipshit.
Ron- SilverDragon, we're still the same.
Harry- Yea.
Ron- I mean, why the hell would I want to read Seventeen Magazine?
SilverDragon529- Well, at least you know you're a cool girldfriend.
Ron- Ok...
Harry- Yea, I mean, I'M the one who really wants to read the magazine.
SilverDragon529- Would you prefer if I just let you two eat tarter sauce, for, afterall, I am the evil sorceress of tarter sauce.
Harry- Really? I never knew that.
Ron- I LOVE TARTER SAUCE!!
Harry-*sighs*
SilverDragon529- Ok, folks, FREE TARTER SAUCE FOR EVERYONE!!!
Harry and Ron- YAY!!!!
SilverDragon529- Ok, I'm not gonna let the poor reader suffer any longer, so I'm gonna end now, ok?
(Harry and Ron are too distracted eating tarter sauce to notice anything.)
SilverDragon529- Ok, so... THE END!!
A/N- ok, what the hell did I just write? I need to stop writing such stupid stories. Either that, or I just need to get a life.I just wrote this story because I felt bad for making Harry and Ron seem like freaks in my other stories, and even thought I TRIED to actually give them IQ points in this story, it just backfired and I turned them into Tarter Sauce freaks. oh well.
