A/n-hi everybody. i can't sleep so i'm gonna write

Harry walks into the forbidden forest one day when he spots the most horrible thing on this side of Horrorstown... A PAIR OF OLD, SMELLY SOCKS!!!!

Harry- NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THEY'RE ATTACKING!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry runs back to the school when he is stopped by his friend, Ron Weasley, who is watching television outside the school doors.

Harry- What are you watching?

Ron-A movie.

Harry- What kind of movie?

Ron- Uh, a good one?

Harry- TELL ME!!!!!!!!

Ron- Ok, look.

Ron points to the tv set, but there is nothing on.

Harry- The tv's not even turned on. How can you be watching something?

Ron- No wonder I didn't understand the movie.

Harry-YOU FREAKIN' DIPSHIT!!

Ron- Hey, SilverDragon529(That's me!), why am I always a complete moron in all of your stories?

SilverDragon529- Um... actually, I dunno.

Harry- Yea, and why am either a skitzo, a complete jerk, or a just an ass?

SilverDragon529- Um... I dunno.

Harry- Do you know anything?

SilverDragon529- Nope!

(Ron smacks himself on the head)

Ron- Can you at least change our characters in this story?

Harry- Yea, can you?

SilverDragon529- Sure, but can I keep the smelly, man-eating pair of socks?

Ron- Um, sure?

SilverDragon529- ^-^

Ok, so the author decided to change the story so that Ron is now just a normal guy who acts weird and Harry is... well, Harry!

Ron-(Reading a magazine) Hi, Harry.

Harry- What are you reading?

Ron- Seventeen Magazine.

Harry- Why? I mean, your neither a girl nor seventeen.

Ron- I like taking the quizzes. Hey, look Harry! This quizzes says I'm a cool girlfriend!

Harry- But you're a guy.

Ron- Oh yea...

Harry- Dipshit.

Ron- SilverDragon, we're still the same.

Harry- Yea.

Ron- I mean, why the hell would I want to read Seventeen Magazine?

SilverDragon529- Well, at least you know you're a cool girldfriend.

Ron- Ok...

Harry- Yea, I mean, I'M the one who really wants to read the magazine.

SilverDragon529- Would you prefer if I just let you two eat tarter sauce, for, afterall, I am the evil sorceress of tarter sauce.

Harry- Really? I never knew that.

Ron- I LOVE TARTER SAUCE!!

Harry-*sighs*

SilverDragon529- Ok, folks, FREE TARTER SAUCE FOR EVERYONE!!!

Harry and Ron- YAY!!!!

SilverDragon529- Ok, I'm not gonna let the poor reader suffer any longer, so I'm gonna end now, ok?

(Harry and Ron are too distracted eating tarter sauce to notice anything.)

SilverDragon529- Ok, so... THE END!!

A/N- ok, what the hell did I just write? I need to stop writing such stupid stories. Either that, or I just need to get a life.I just wrote this story because I felt bad for making Harry and Ron seem like freaks in my other stories, and even thought I TRIED to actually give them IQ points in this story, it just backfired and I turned them into Tarter Sauce freaks. oh well.