The Hokage in the Afterlife
In the afterlife, the Hokage still do their best to keep up with current events in the Naruto universe. However, that is only a small part of what goes on. So let's take a look at what they are up to now.
Minato rose from the green armchair he had been relaxing in and announced "Alright, so I guess we can all agree I'm the best damn Hokage the world has ever seen, right?"
Hiruzen leaped off of a brown couch and furiously shouted "Really, how do you figure that?"
Minato walked over to Hiruzen, pointed to Hashirama, and said "Oh, I don't know...let's see here...We've got Woody over there who's DNA is pretty much one of the major reasons the world is on a highway to hell."
"Hey!" Hashirama complained
Minato continued, "And then we've got you, who trained this world's equivalent of Michael Jackson, and we all know how that turned out."
"What about me?" Tobirama questioned.
Minato shouted "Name ONE thing you've done."
"Oh...ah...I...Oh! I came up with the Chunin Exams!" Tobirama shot back.
Hiruzen Pff...big accomplishment, you force little children to battle each other, congratulations.
Minato: Yeah way to go Aquaman.
Tobirama: Oh! He's my favorite superhero! How did you know?
*Silence*
Hashirama: Bro...please...the grownups are talking. Anyway, we all know I'm the strongest by far.
Hiruzen: Oh really? Well I'll just bring a chainsaw to our next fight and see how well you'll do.
Minato: "Oh no! My trees are not enough to stop my lover Madara! Wait...I know! I'll use MORE TREES!"
Hashirama: God I hate you guys...
Minato: Let's face it, I'm the smartest, strongest, sexie...
Tobirama: Hey guys, check out the TV! Tobi's mask finally shattered!
Hiruzen: Oh my God it feels like I've been waiting forever! Finally, people can stop with the Izuna/Kagami nonsense.
Hashirama: I don't know, we don't know anything about those two...THAT MEANS IZUNA IS TOBI! RIGHT?!
Hiruzen: ...I don't know what's worse...the fact that people want Tobi to be a nobody or that people will act like his identity was obvious when it's revealed.
Tobirama: Dudes, my money is still on Obito.
Minato: I've told you, there was nothing left but some Obito SOUP after he was crushed. Besides, it's not like I can fail, unlike you I've got a reputation to take care of!
*You let Rin die!*
Hiruzen: Oh sweet Lord it actually IS Obito! And look! He has gone all Uchiha too! Nice work Blondie!
Minato: Oh wow...I actually messed up. Hey, hey! How much do you wanna bet Kakashi will use Talk no Jutsu on him?
*Enter Tsunade*
Tsunade: 100 bucks!
Tobirama: Oh woh woh...there's no need to BET YOUR LIFE ON IT...AM I RIGHT?!...What too soon?
