Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, the city of Salem, the cranky old
geezer, Fangirlitis (my step-sister), Tylor (Fangirlitis' weird split
personality), Chris (my step-brother), or Halloween.
Note: This fiction is co-authored with my sister, Fangirlitis. So some credit goes to her, too.
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KKC and Fangirlitis are waiting at the commons, by the gazebo, for the Yu Yu Hakusho gang to show up. It's pretty dark out, foggy, and kind of chilly (normal fall weather in New England, folks). Fangirlitis is dressed in gothic clothing, and KKC is in her demon form; both have pillowcases with them.
KKC: Are you sure it's a good idea to bring those guys Trick-or-Treating?
Fangirlitis: Of course! Free candy is good candy!
KKC: Right . . . *Sees Botan flying around* Oi, Botan! * Waves* Hey! Down here!
Botan: *notices the two authoresses and flies down* Hello, girls. I'm sorry the others are taking so long. We had to drag Hiei here kicking and screaming.
KKC: It's not like he had to wear a costume or anything . . .
Botan: *sweatdrop* Really? Um . . .Oops?
Fangirlitis: *whines* Ooh . . . we are going to be in such deep crap when he gets here.
KKC: *ears twitch* Yeah, I know. *Ears twitch again* Kuwabara, don't try it.
Kuwabara: *steps out from behind gazebo* Darn . . . I was hoping to scare you guys . . .
Fangirlitis: *sarcastically* Your face scares people enough as it is.
Kuwabara: Hey! Take that back!
KKC: You two better not even start fighting! *Trying to change subject* So . . . where are Yusuke and company?
Kuwabara: Behind you. *Points to the Yu Yu Hakusho gang behind KKC and her sister*
Kayko is dressed as an angel, Botan is a sorceress (basically, her kimono with a pink witch hat on), and Kurama is halfway changed into his demon form. Yusuke, Kuwabara, Yukina, and Hiei aren't in costumes (Hiei probably tore his to shreds as soon as he got the chance).
Hiei: *wearing his normal clothes* Hn. What is the point of this "Halloween"?
Yusuke: To get free candy and scare the crap out of little kids. *Pulls a roll of toilet paper out of his backpack* And to TP public property! *Snickers*
Kayko: *shivers* That's all good for you, but its too cold to play pranks.
KKC: Where are you from, the equator? This is pretty warm for late October.
Kayko: *still shivering* Warm? It's thirty-eight degrees!
KKC: *insanely grins* Yeah, I know.
Kurama: Um . . . are you feeling okay? *Checks KKC's forehead with back of his hand*
KKC: Yep! I'm perfectly fine!
Kuwabara: Yeah, that's normal for her.
Fangirlitis: Kuwabara, where's your bag? Aren't you trick-or-treating?
Kuwabara: No. I find such behavior juvenile and below my stature.
Yusuke: *checking out a map of Salem* Coming from a guy that loves kittens?
Kuwabara: *raises fist* Urameshi, I'm gonna pound you!
Yukina: Oh, Kazuma, please don't hurt him.
Kuwabara: *races over to Yukina and clutches her hands* Oh, sweet Yukina! Anything for you!
Hiei: *glares at Kuwabara and fingers the handle of his katana*
Botan: *notices warning signs and pushes Hiei away from Kuwabara and Yukina* Well, lets get going! Come on Hiei . . .
Hiei: Just one second. That's all I need . . .
Botan: *grabs and pulls Hiei away by his ear* Come ON Hiei!
Hiei: *grumbles* Fine, but let go! *Storms off ahead of the rest of the group*
Fangirlitis: o.0 . . .What's up with him?
Kurama: Kuwabara.
Fangirlitis: I know what you mean. He gets on my nerves, too.
Yusuke: Hey, you two hurry up! We're going!
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Twenty minutes later
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The group is walking down a side street after raiding the houses on Chestnut Street.
Kayko: *does a head count of the group* Have you seen KKC?
Yusuke: *dragging a full trash bag full of candy* Hmn? Uh . . . nope, haven't seen her.
Kurama: Yes, it would seem we have appeared to have lost her.
Fangirlitis: What else is new? *Thunder crashes and she changes into Tylor*
Tylor: *cackles evilly* Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! YES! It's good to be bac- OW! The hell! What infernal contraption is my idiotic host wearing now?
Yukina: I believe it is a corset, Tylor-san.
Tylor: Can't . . .breathe . . . *reverts back to Fangirlitis*
Fangirlitis: Hah! I knew he couldn't stand wearing a corset! I'm free from his reign for the rest of the night! *Does happy dance in the middle of the street*
Mother walking down the street: *shoos her herd of kids to the sidewalk across the street* Come, children. Leave the crazy people alone.
Fangirlitis: *still doing happy dance* I'm free! No one can breathe in these things! Ack! Including me . . . air . . . need air . . . *passes out*
Botan: Oh my God, she fainted! Anyone know CPR? I'm off call tonight, and I plan to keep it that way.
Kuwabara: I do. *Strikes a heroic pose and opens Fangirlitis' mouth. He's about to perform CPR, but Hiei puts his katana blade to Kuwabara-baka's throat*
Hiei: Don't, for your own good.
Kuwabara: What do you mean by that, midget?
Yusuke: She'll be really, really pissed if you try to perform CPR on her. Why don't you just cut the corset?
Kuwabara: Good idea! *Readies spirit sword and holds it high above his head* Glad I thought of it!
Kayko: Kuwabara, don't!
Kuwabara: Why not?
Botan: You might miss! Better let Hiei do it.
Hiei cuts the corset to shreds in a split-second and Fangirlitis is soon gasping for air.
Fangirlitis: Thanks, Hiei-san. Now lets go find my sister!
Yusuke: Aww . . . so soon? But I still have two more bags to fill up!
Kayko: Tough cookies, we're going. *Drags Yusuke along*
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Way, way down the street
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KKC is standing in front of a large house with her pillowcase slung over her shoulder. She swings open the gate and walks up the cement pathway to the front door.
KKC: *grumbles* Damn . . . I hate this guy. Oh well. *Rings doorbell*
Old Geezer: *answers door and scowls at KKC* Go away! I don't have any candy!
KKC: *sniffs the air* Yes you do. I smell chocolate in that house.
Old Geezer: Gah! No! There's no candy here!
KKC: *Grabs geezer by the collar and bares her fangs. She literally growls threats to the cranky old man* You ~will~ give me candy if you value your life.
Old Geezer: * shudders and almost craps in his Depends* Yes miss. *Hands her a bowl of assorted chocolates*
KKC: *dumps contents of bowl in her bag and bows to the old man* Pleasure doing business with 'ya.
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In the sky above Salem . . .
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Touya: Jin, I'm getting sick . . .
Jin: Getting' a wee bit airsick, eh? No fuss, we'll take some time to rest soon.
Touya: Good.
Jin: ^-^
Touya: . . . . . . . . . .
Jin: ^-^
Touya: . . . . . . . Well?
Jin: Well, what?
Touya: *sweatdrop* Where are we landing?
Jin: Land? Who said 'ya needed to land to rest?
Touya: o_0 . . . People who don't like heights!
Jin: How can people not like 'ta fly? It's unnatural!
Touya: -_-* Then call me unnatural. I wanna land. Now.
Jin: *snickers evilly* 'Kay. See ya later, lad! *Stops wind that is keeping Touya in the air*
Touya: *falling* Jin you ass!!! *Lands in a pool in someone's backyard*
Jin: Now to have myself some fun! Eh? It's that Fox lass! *Dives down towards the pavement*
KKC: *notices a fuzzy red meteor hurtling directly towards her. * Shimatta! *Drops her bag of candy and starts running* ACK! *Jin tackles her in a bone- crushing hug*
Jin: ^-^ *ears are all pointy* KKC! How are 'ya ?
KKC: *gasping for breath* there goes my spleen . . .
Jin: Huh? *Confused look*
KKC: Nice to see you Jin! Can you let me go?
Jin: Oops . . .sorry! *Drops KKC* ^ ^;;
KKC: *nursing ribs* Perfectly okay . . . so, where's Ice-boy?
Jin: Y'mean Touya? Eh, he's around.
KKC: Where?
Jin: Uh . . .somewhere . . . around 'ere . . . yeah . . . *innocently looks off into space*
KKC: *sarcastically* Tch. That's specific.
Jin: What do you think I am? 'is keeper?
KKC: Fangirlitis will be ~very~ disappointed.
Jin: Crap . . . ^ ^;;;
KKC: Yeah, my sentiments exactly.
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Back with the rest of the group
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Tylor: I'm bo-ored.
Hiei: Should have thought about that before deciding to go "Trick-or- treating".
Tylor: *looks through his bag of candy* Lessee . . . anything good? *Pulls out a wrapped, artificially flavored, sugar-loaded treat* Yay! Hershey's dark chocolate!
Hiei: - -;; For being an evil anime-torturer, you really aren't too mature . . .
Tylor: *struggling with the wrapper* Nope! ^ ^ Argh! I've been duped!
Hiei: Hn? (Translation- "how?")
Tylor: They glued the wrapper shut!
Hiei: . . . Why not just get a different one?
Tylor: Whaaaat?!! And give into the pranks of those puny mortals??!! Never!!!! I WILL open it! Rrgh . . . Open, damn you! Tylor commands it!
Hiei: *cuts open wrapper with his katana* Hn.
Tylor: Cool! ^-^ *eats candy in one bite* Wanna go scare little kids?
Hiei: Sure, nothing better to do. *The two pyromaniacs go off to scare little kids out of their candy*
Yusuke: Hey, Fangirlitis! We found KKC's candy! Fangirlitis? *Looks around and notices that Hiei is gone too* Oh well, more for me.
Kayko: Oh no you don't! You already have an entire bag full.
Yusuke: o.0 So?
Kayko: I'm going to ~make~ you give it back to KKC, you know.
Yusuke: *___* Riiight . . . And how do you plan on doing that?
Kayko: KKC will probably give you all the loser roles in her fic and hurt you often.
Yusuke: No she won't. I'm one of her favorite characters.
KKC: *quietly standing behind Yusuke* My friend ~still~ wants me to write that Yusuke/Kuwabara fic, you know. So give it back now.
Yusuke: *jumps about a foot in the air* ACK! . . .KKC . . . don't do that to a guy, you could give them a heart attack. Oh, hi Jin.
Jin: *grins, ears twitch* Urameshi, hey!
KKC: Now give it back.
Yusuke: *grumbles, but holds out the pillowcase. KKC snatches it from his grasp*
KKC: Good boy. *Struts ahead of the group, merrily whistling the theme song from Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas."*
Jin: So . . . how 'ya doing?
Yusuke: *grumbling* Life sucks . . . as usual.
Jin: Too bad Urameshi. Let's hurry. Last time I was spotted in Salem, they tried to burn me at the stake. *Playfully punches Yusuke, who goes flying into the bushes, and flies to the head of the group*
Yusuke: *koff-koff* show off . . . *cough grumble cough*
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At the Salem Witch Museum
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Hiei: *leaning against a turret (if you don't know, the Salem witch museum looks all castle-esque and gothic. It's BIG.)* Have enough sugar yet?
Tylor: *twitch* Nope! *Twitch* ^-^
Hiei: Uh-huh . . . *snatches a Reeses cup*
Tylor: Give that back!
Hiei: No. *eats Reeses*
Tylor: Bastard! *Shoves Hiei over the edge and off the roof*
Hiei grabs onto one of the many ledges along the museum wall, but can't get a good grip because there are really sharp spikes along the edges.
Hiei: Shit! What're those for?
Tylor: *leans over wall to yell directly at Hiei * They're there to keep pigeons off the building. Never knew they worked against demons too . . .
Hiei: Get your ass down here and help me!
Tylor: *in thought* Hmmm . . . *insanely grins* Nope! ^-^ *Walks off, leaving all the empty wrappers scattered on the roof*
Hiei: DAMN YOU, TYLOR!!!!
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Not much later, at KKC and Fangirlitis' house
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Yusuke: So . . . tired . . . *Flops down on couch*
Kuwabara: I know . . . KITTY! *Huggles Scooch* So cyute!
Yusuke: Right . . . o.O
Scooch: Mewr? *Loving all the attention and starts purring really loudly*
Kurama: Well, the night could've gone worse . . . *collapses in computer chair*
Botan: *glares* Could've gone worse? We lost Fangirlitis and Hiei! Who knows what trouble Tylor can cause?!
Kurama: *shudders* Don't remind me. Jin, what are you doing?
Jin: *looking through fridge* What's it look like, fox? Hey, does anyone want this? *Holds up container of left-over pasta*
Kayko: You're still hungry? What happened to the bag of candy you inhaled ten minutes ago?
Jin: Flying takes a lot outta 'ya, you know?
Kayko: No, I don't.
Jin: Oh . . . well then. Hey, where did KKC go?
Yusuke: Why? Are you two a couple?
Jin: Wha-? No! That's not what I meant!
Yusuke: *gnawing on a piece of salt-water taffy* Uh-huh . . . right. Whatever you say Jin.
Jin: Watch it, Urameshi! I've gotten better since the Dark Tournament! *Suddenly stares in disbelief at what he just said* Fer' the love of Mike. . . I'm starting to sound like Kuwabara . . .
Botan: That IS scary.
Kuwabara: *too busy playing with Scooch and Midge to notice* Kittens . . . fluffy . . . ^-^
Kurama: *gets up and goes upstairs* I'm going to go check and make sure she didn't get lost in "The Pit".
Yusuke: Hey, wait up! I gotta see this!
Kurama: *opens KKC's bedroom door and peeks inside* See what? The floor is covered in junk. . .
Yusuke: Wow . . . her room ~is~ worse than mine . . . *stares at cluttered floor and computer desk* Hey! Is that THE notebook?
Kurama: *almost gets foot stuck in an acid-created hole in the floor* Hm? THE notebook?
Yusuke: *nudges KKC's "pet" spider off of the composition notebook and picks it up* Yeah. She plans out all her fics in this. Let's see . . . *flips through the book* Hey, she's planning a Christmas fic. And here's the rest of that Cumulus Academy . . . cripes! Thirty-seven chapters?! That's insane!!
KKC: *standing behind Yusuke* Put the book down.
Yusuke/ Kurama: *both jump about a foot in the air. Yusuke glares at her and hastily shoves THE notebook back on the desk. *
Yusuke: How many times have I told you not to do that?!
KKC: I don't care! Out of my room!
Yusuke: *grumbles* Fine, lousy writer . . .
KKC: I HEARD THAT!
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Fangirlitis: *standing in front yard, really confused* Wha-? Why am I back home? *Gasps and looks for pillowcase* W-where's my candy?! Tylor, you bastard! I'll kill you! Again! *Stomps inside*
Botan: Oh, Fangirlitis! We were looking all over for you! Uh . . . where's Hiei?
Fangirlitis: How should I know?
Botan: . . . Wasn't he with you?
Fangirlitis: Nooooooo . . . Uh . . . I'm gonna go change. *Runs into her room and slams the door shut*
Hiei: *standing by window and tapping on the glass* Idiots. Let me in.
Jin: There is a door, you know.
Hiei: *jumps through open window and glares* Whatever.
Kuwabara: Hah! Tylor must've gotten you good!
Hiei: It was a minor inconvenience. I also found something else.
Touya: *walks in the room and nervously waves hello* Hey, where's Jin?
Botan: *points under couch, where the wind master is hiding*
Jin: *shoots out from under the couch and runs through the kitchen, into the bathroom, locking the door* Some "friend" you are!
Touya: *creates ice sword and starts hacking away at the door* Come on out, Jin. I won't hurt you . . . too much . . .
Jin: *through door* Not in your flippin' life!
Fangirlitis: *walks in the kitchen dressed all in black clothing* Touya! Hi! What are you doing?
Touya: *jumps and turns around, nervously hiding his ice sword behind his back* N-nothing! Nothing at all! Just thought I'd stop by!
Fangirlitis: Why are you all wet?
Touya: o.0 Uh . . . fell in a puddle. . ?
Fangirlitis: Oh . . . Okay! ^-^ *Even though it hasn't rained in a week*
Jin: *through door* Liar! And here I thought you was the 'onoraable one!
Touya: *sticks hand through door and shoots his "shards of winter" attack at Jin* Shuddap!
Jin: @__@ Ow . . . *falls out of room, all injured and stuff*
Botan: *hears thud and peeks in kitchen* Oh, my . . .
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Ten minutes later
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Jin is being pinned down by Touya and Yusuke while KKC is trying to clean and bandage his many cuts and scrapes. Keyword: trying.
KKC: Stay still, damn you!
Jin: Argh! Hey, be a lil' more gentle, lass!
KKC: *knees back of Jin's neck* I'm trying, you wuss!
The dorrbell rings, and KKC sighs.
KKC: Crud . . . Yukina, will you finish bandaging Jin for me? I'm gonna go get the door.
The doorbell rings again and again and again and again and again and-
KKC: *hides ears, tail, fangs, and claws* I'm coming. Just hold ya' horses! *Opens door*
Chris: Hi! *Waves and walks in* I'm here for that creative writing paper you said you'd do for me.
KKC: *sighs* Why you? Why now? Never mind . . . just come in and don't touch ~anything~ !
Chris: o.0 Okay . . . why?
KKC: 'Cause I said so! Now sit down and don't move from that spot! *Points to couch cushion next to Kurama, then goes into her room to get Chris' paper*
Chris: Yes ma'am. *Sits down next to Kurama*
Yusuke: *to Chris* Who the hell are you? *Whaps Jin on the head, as the wind demon is trying to get back up*
Chris: Me? What are YOU doing at my sister's house?
Kayko: KKC is your sister? Somehow I really don't see the resemblance . . .
Chris: *coughs* Stepsister, actually.
Kayko: Oh.
Chris: Er . . . yeah. *Watches Yusuke and Touya struggle with Jin while Yukina is bandaging the wind-master* So, Jin . . . do you have a thing for my sister?
Jin: *looks at Chris as if the boy had just sprouted three heads and slightly blushes* What?! The hell gave you that idea, lad?!
Chris: *innocently* Oh, I just see you and my sister hanging out together a lot, without parental supervision.
Fangirlitis: Chris, Mind. Gutter. Out.
Jin: *almost throws off Yusuke and Touya* Get over here so I can give you a thrashin' you'll never forget!
Yusuke: *absent-mindedly* If I didn't know any better, I'd say that's denial.
Jin: *glares at Yusuke* Who's side are you on, anyways?
Yusuke: *gulps nervously* Me? Dude, I'm neutral! ^ ^;;
KKC: *runs in, a giant stack of paper in hand* Found it!
Chris: o.0 . . . It was only supposed to be one page . . .
KKC: Er . . . I got caught up in the story-line?
Chris: . . . *shoves 40-page story in backpack* Works for me.
KKC: Be more careful! It took me over a week to write that!
Chris: Sorry ^ ^;;;
Fangirlitis: I'm bored . . . @__@
Kurama: God, not again . . .
Fangirlitis: Huh? Oh, no! I don't plan on vandalizing public property again, but I do have an idea.
Kuwabara: Spill it.
Fangirlitis: Well, downtown there's this giant party that goes on all night. There's free food, music, free beer . . .
Botan: So . . ?
Yukina: Er . . . I really must be going . . . see you later! *Waves goodbye and runs off so she can catch the next train to Kennedy airport*
Fangirlitis: Anyways, we should go. It's fun!
Chris: Yeah! Let's go get drunk!
Everyone: o_0
Yusuke: Sounds good to me! ^-^ *Pats Chris on the back* kid, this could turn out to be a beautiful friendship!
Fangirlitis: Hey, it was MY idea.
Yusuke: Whatever, lets just go!
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End part one. In part two- a midnight party! Who knows who'll show up? And how many bottles of Budweiser can Chuu drink without passing out? Why the hell am I asking these stupid questions when you can find out for yourself. And remember, press the review button or I will have a drunken Chuu use his Swagger Fu on you.
-KKC
Note: This fiction is co-authored with my sister, Fangirlitis. So some credit goes to her, too.
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KKC and Fangirlitis are waiting at the commons, by the gazebo, for the Yu Yu Hakusho gang to show up. It's pretty dark out, foggy, and kind of chilly (normal fall weather in New England, folks). Fangirlitis is dressed in gothic clothing, and KKC is in her demon form; both have pillowcases with them.
KKC: Are you sure it's a good idea to bring those guys Trick-or-Treating?
Fangirlitis: Of course! Free candy is good candy!
KKC: Right . . . *Sees Botan flying around* Oi, Botan! * Waves* Hey! Down here!
Botan: *notices the two authoresses and flies down* Hello, girls. I'm sorry the others are taking so long. We had to drag Hiei here kicking and screaming.
KKC: It's not like he had to wear a costume or anything . . .
Botan: *sweatdrop* Really? Um . . .Oops?
Fangirlitis: *whines* Ooh . . . we are going to be in such deep crap when he gets here.
KKC: *ears twitch* Yeah, I know. *Ears twitch again* Kuwabara, don't try it.
Kuwabara: *steps out from behind gazebo* Darn . . . I was hoping to scare you guys . . .
Fangirlitis: *sarcastically* Your face scares people enough as it is.
Kuwabara: Hey! Take that back!
KKC: You two better not even start fighting! *Trying to change subject* So . . . where are Yusuke and company?
Kuwabara: Behind you. *Points to the Yu Yu Hakusho gang behind KKC and her sister*
Kayko is dressed as an angel, Botan is a sorceress (basically, her kimono with a pink witch hat on), and Kurama is halfway changed into his demon form. Yusuke, Kuwabara, Yukina, and Hiei aren't in costumes (Hiei probably tore his to shreds as soon as he got the chance).
Hiei: *wearing his normal clothes* Hn. What is the point of this "Halloween"?
Yusuke: To get free candy and scare the crap out of little kids. *Pulls a roll of toilet paper out of his backpack* And to TP public property! *Snickers*
Kayko: *shivers* That's all good for you, but its too cold to play pranks.
KKC: Where are you from, the equator? This is pretty warm for late October.
Kayko: *still shivering* Warm? It's thirty-eight degrees!
KKC: *insanely grins* Yeah, I know.
Kurama: Um . . . are you feeling okay? *Checks KKC's forehead with back of his hand*
KKC: Yep! I'm perfectly fine!
Kuwabara: Yeah, that's normal for her.
Fangirlitis: Kuwabara, where's your bag? Aren't you trick-or-treating?
Kuwabara: No. I find such behavior juvenile and below my stature.
Yusuke: *checking out a map of Salem* Coming from a guy that loves kittens?
Kuwabara: *raises fist* Urameshi, I'm gonna pound you!
Yukina: Oh, Kazuma, please don't hurt him.
Kuwabara: *races over to Yukina and clutches her hands* Oh, sweet Yukina! Anything for you!
Hiei: *glares at Kuwabara and fingers the handle of his katana*
Botan: *notices warning signs and pushes Hiei away from Kuwabara and Yukina* Well, lets get going! Come on Hiei . . .
Hiei: Just one second. That's all I need . . .
Botan: *grabs and pulls Hiei away by his ear* Come ON Hiei!
Hiei: *grumbles* Fine, but let go! *Storms off ahead of the rest of the group*
Fangirlitis: o.0 . . .What's up with him?
Kurama: Kuwabara.
Fangirlitis: I know what you mean. He gets on my nerves, too.
Yusuke: Hey, you two hurry up! We're going!
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Twenty minutes later
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The group is walking down a side street after raiding the houses on Chestnut Street.
Kayko: *does a head count of the group* Have you seen KKC?
Yusuke: *dragging a full trash bag full of candy* Hmn? Uh . . . nope, haven't seen her.
Kurama: Yes, it would seem we have appeared to have lost her.
Fangirlitis: What else is new? *Thunder crashes and she changes into Tylor*
Tylor: *cackles evilly* Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! YES! It's good to be bac- OW! The hell! What infernal contraption is my idiotic host wearing now?
Yukina: I believe it is a corset, Tylor-san.
Tylor: Can't . . .breathe . . . *reverts back to Fangirlitis*
Fangirlitis: Hah! I knew he couldn't stand wearing a corset! I'm free from his reign for the rest of the night! *Does happy dance in the middle of the street*
Mother walking down the street: *shoos her herd of kids to the sidewalk across the street* Come, children. Leave the crazy people alone.
Fangirlitis: *still doing happy dance* I'm free! No one can breathe in these things! Ack! Including me . . . air . . . need air . . . *passes out*
Botan: Oh my God, she fainted! Anyone know CPR? I'm off call tonight, and I plan to keep it that way.
Kuwabara: I do. *Strikes a heroic pose and opens Fangirlitis' mouth. He's about to perform CPR, but Hiei puts his katana blade to Kuwabara-baka's throat*
Hiei: Don't, for your own good.
Kuwabara: What do you mean by that, midget?
Yusuke: She'll be really, really pissed if you try to perform CPR on her. Why don't you just cut the corset?
Kuwabara: Good idea! *Readies spirit sword and holds it high above his head* Glad I thought of it!
Kayko: Kuwabara, don't!
Kuwabara: Why not?
Botan: You might miss! Better let Hiei do it.
Hiei cuts the corset to shreds in a split-second and Fangirlitis is soon gasping for air.
Fangirlitis: Thanks, Hiei-san. Now lets go find my sister!
Yusuke: Aww . . . so soon? But I still have two more bags to fill up!
Kayko: Tough cookies, we're going. *Drags Yusuke along*
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Way, way down the street
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KKC is standing in front of a large house with her pillowcase slung over her shoulder. She swings open the gate and walks up the cement pathway to the front door.
KKC: *grumbles* Damn . . . I hate this guy. Oh well. *Rings doorbell*
Old Geezer: *answers door and scowls at KKC* Go away! I don't have any candy!
KKC: *sniffs the air* Yes you do. I smell chocolate in that house.
Old Geezer: Gah! No! There's no candy here!
KKC: *Grabs geezer by the collar and bares her fangs. She literally growls threats to the cranky old man* You ~will~ give me candy if you value your life.
Old Geezer: * shudders and almost craps in his Depends* Yes miss. *Hands her a bowl of assorted chocolates*
KKC: *dumps contents of bowl in her bag and bows to the old man* Pleasure doing business with 'ya.
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In the sky above Salem . . .
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Touya: Jin, I'm getting sick . . .
Jin: Getting' a wee bit airsick, eh? No fuss, we'll take some time to rest soon.
Touya: Good.
Jin: ^-^
Touya: . . . . . . . . . .
Jin: ^-^
Touya: . . . . . . . Well?
Jin: Well, what?
Touya: *sweatdrop* Where are we landing?
Jin: Land? Who said 'ya needed to land to rest?
Touya: o_0 . . . People who don't like heights!
Jin: How can people not like 'ta fly? It's unnatural!
Touya: -_-* Then call me unnatural. I wanna land. Now.
Jin: *snickers evilly* 'Kay. See ya later, lad! *Stops wind that is keeping Touya in the air*
Touya: *falling* Jin you ass!!! *Lands in a pool in someone's backyard*
Jin: Now to have myself some fun! Eh? It's that Fox lass! *Dives down towards the pavement*
KKC: *notices a fuzzy red meteor hurtling directly towards her. * Shimatta! *Drops her bag of candy and starts running* ACK! *Jin tackles her in a bone- crushing hug*
Jin: ^-^ *ears are all pointy* KKC! How are 'ya ?
KKC: *gasping for breath* there goes my spleen . . .
Jin: Huh? *Confused look*
KKC: Nice to see you Jin! Can you let me go?
Jin: Oops . . .sorry! *Drops KKC* ^ ^;;
KKC: *nursing ribs* Perfectly okay . . . so, where's Ice-boy?
Jin: Y'mean Touya? Eh, he's around.
KKC: Where?
Jin: Uh . . .somewhere . . . around 'ere . . . yeah . . . *innocently looks off into space*
KKC: *sarcastically* Tch. That's specific.
Jin: What do you think I am? 'is keeper?
KKC: Fangirlitis will be ~very~ disappointed.
Jin: Crap . . . ^ ^;;;
KKC: Yeah, my sentiments exactly.
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Back with the rest of the group
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Tylor: I'm bo-ored.
Hiei: Should have thought about that before deciding to go "Trick-or- treating".
Tylor: *looks through his bag of candy* Lessee . . . anything good? *Pulls out a wrapped, artificially flavored, sugar-loaded treat* Yay! Hershey's dark chocolate!
Hiei: - -;; For being an evil anime-torturer, you really aren't too mature . . .
Tylor: *struggling with the wrapper* Nope! ^ ^ Argh! I've been duped!
Hiei: Hn? (Translation- "how?")
Tylor: They glued the wrapper shut!
Hiei: . . . Why not just get a different one?
Tylor: Whaaaat?!! And give into the pranks of those puny mortals??!! Never!!!! I WILL open it! Rrgh . . . Open, damn you! Tylor commands it!
Hiei: *cuts open wrapper with his katana* Hn.
Tylor: Cool! ^-^ *eats candy in one bite* Wanna go scare little kids?
Hiei: Sure, nothing better to do. *The two pyromaniacs go off to scare little kids out of their candy*
Yusuke: Hey, Fangirlitis! We found KKC's candy! Fangirlitis? *Looks around and notices that Hiei is gone too* Oh well, more for me.
Kayko: Oh no you don't! You already have an entire bag full.
Yusuke: o.0 So?
Kayko: I'm going to ~make~ you give it back to KKC, you know.
Yusuke: *___* Riiight . . . And how do you plan on doing that?
Kayko: KKC will probably give you all the loser roles in her fic and hurt you often.
Yusuke: No she won't. I'm one of her favorite characters.
KKC: *quietly standing behind Yusuke* My friend ~still~ wants me to write that Yusuke/Kuwabara fic, you know. So give it back now.
Yusuke: *jumps about a foot in the air* ACK! . . .KKC . . . don't do that to a guy, you could give them a heart attack. Oh, hi Jin.
Jin: *grins, ears twitch* Urameshi, hey!
KKC: Now give it back.
Yusuke: *grumbles, but holds out the pillowcase. KKC snatches it from his grasp*
KKC: Good boy. *Struts ahead of the group, merrily whistling the theme song from Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas."*
Jin: So . . . how 'ya doing?
Yusuke: *grumbling* Life sucks . . . as usual.
Jin: Too bad Urameshi. Let's hurry. Last time I was spotted in Salem, they tried to burn me at the stake. *Playfully punches Yusuke, who goes flying into the bushes, and flies to the head of the group*
Yusuke: *koff-koff* show off . . . *cough grumble cough*
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At the Salem Witch Museum
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Hiei: *leaning against a turret (if you don't know, the Salem witch museum looks all castle-esque and gothic. It's BIG.)* Have enough sugar yet?
Tylor: *twitch* Nope! *Twitch* ^-^
Hiei: Uh-huh . . . *snatches a Reeses cup*
Tylor: Give that back!
Hiei: No. *eats Reeses*
Tylor: Bastard! *Shoves Hiei over the edge and off the roof*
Hiei grabs onto one of the many ledges along the museum wall, but can't get a good grip because there are really sharp spikes along the edges.
Hiei: Shit! What're those for?
Tylor: *leans over wall to yell directly at Hiei * They're there to keep pigeons off the building. Never knew they worked against demons too . . .
Hiei: Get your ass down here and help me!
Tylor: *in thought* Hmmm . . . *insanely grins* Nope! ^-^ *Walks off, leaving all the empty wrappers scattered on the roof*
Hiei: DAMN YOU, TYLOR!!!!
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Not much later, at KKC and Fangirlitis' house
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Yusuke: So . . . tired . . . *Flops down on couch*
Kuwabara: I know . . . KITTY! *Huggles Scooch* So cyute!
Yusuke: Right . . . o.O
Scooch: Mewr? *Loving all the attention and starts purring really loudly*
Kurama: Well, the night could've gone worse . . . *collapses in computer chair*
Botan: *glares* Could've gone worse? We lost Fangirlitis and Hiei! Who knows what trouble Tylor can cause?!
Kurama: *shudders* Don't remind me. Jin, what are you doing?
Jin: *looking through fridge* What's it look like, fox? Hey, does anyone want this? *Holds up container of left-over pasta*
Kayko: You're still hungry? What happened to the bag of candy you inhaled ten minutes ago?
Jin: Flying takes a lot outta 'ya, you know?
Kayko: No, I don't.
Jin: Oh . . . well then. Hey, where did KKC go?
Yusuke: Why? Are you two a couple?
Jin: Wha-? No! That's not what I meant!
Yusuke: *gnawing on a piece of salt-water taffy* Uh-huh . . . right. Whatever you say Jin.
Jin: Watch it, Urameshi! I've gotten better since the Dark Tournament! *Suddenly stares in disbelief at what he just said* Fer' the love of Mike. . . I'm starting to sound like Kuwabara . . .
Botan: That IS scary.
Kuwabara: *too busy playing with Scooch and Midge to notice* Kittens . . . fluffy . . . ^-^
Kurama: *gets up and goes upstairs* I'm going to go check and make sure she didn't get lost in "The Pit".
Yusuke: Hey, wait up! I gotta see this!
Kurama: *opens KKC's bedroom door and peeks inside* See what? The floor is covered in junk. . .
Yusuke: Wow . . . her room ~is~ worse than mine . . . *stares at cluttered floor and computer desk* Hey! Is that THE notebook?
Kurama: *almost gets foot stuck in an acid-created hole in the floor* Hm? THE notebook?
Yusuke: *nudges KKC's "pet" spider off of the composition notebook and picks it up* Yeah. She plans out all her fics in this. Let's see . . . *flips through the book* Hey, she's planning a Christmas fic. And here's the rest of that Cumulus Academy . . . cripes! Thirty-seven chapters?! That's insane!!
KKC: *standing behind Yusuke* Put the book down.
Yusuke/ Kurama: *both jump about a foot in the air. Yusuke glares at her and hastily shoves THE notebook back on the desk. *
Yusuke: How many times have I told you not to do that?!
KKC: I don't care! Out of my room!
Yusuke: *grumbles* Fine, lousy writer . . .
KKC: I HEARD THAT!
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Meanwhile . . .
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Fangirlitis: *standing in front yard, really confused* Wha-? Why am I back home? *Gasps and looks for pillowcase* W-where's my candy?! Tylor, you bastard! I'll kill you! Again! *Stomps inside*
Botan: Oh, Fangirlitis! We were looking all over for you! Uh . . . where's Hiei?
Fangirlitis: How should I know?
Botan: . . . Wasn't he with you?
Fangirlitis: Nooooooo . . . Uh . . . I'm gonna go change. *Runs into her room and slams the door shut*
Hiei: *standing by window and tapping on the glass* Idiots. Let me in.
Jin: There is a door, you know.
Hiei: *jumps through open window and glares* Whatever.
Kuwabara: Hah! Tylor must've gotten you good!
Hiei: It was a minor inconvenience. I also found something else.
Touya: *walks in the room and nervously waves hello* Hey, where's Jin?
Botan: *points under couch, where the wind master is hiding*
Jin: *shoots out from under the couch and runs through the kitchen, into the bathroom, locking the door* Some "friend" you are!
Touya: *creates ice sword and starts hacking away at the door* Come on out, Jin. I won't hurt you . . . too much . . .
Jin: *through door* Not in your flippin' life!
Fangirlitis: *walks in the kitchen dressed all in black clothing* Touya! Hi! What are you doing?
Touya: *jumps and turns around, nervously hiding his ice sword behind his back* N-nothing! Nothing at all! Just thought I'd stop by!
Fangirlitis: Why are you all wet?
Touya: o.0 Uh . . . fell in a puddle. . ?
Fangirlitis: Oh . . . Okay! ^-^ *Even though it hasn't rained in a week*
Jin: *through door* Liar! And here I thought you was the 'onoraable one!
Touya: *sticks hand through door and shoots his "shards of winter" attack at Jin* Shuddap!
Jin: @__@ Ow . . . *falls out of room, all injured and stuff*
Botan: *hears thud and peeks in kitchen* Oh, my . . .
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Ten minutes later
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Jin is being pinned down by Touya and Yusuke while KKC is trying to clean and bandage his many cuts and scrapes. Keyword: trying.
KKC: Stay still, damn you!
Jin: Argh! Hey, be a lil' more gentle, lass!
KKC: *knees back of Jin's neck* I'm trying, you wuss!
The dorrbell rings, and KKC sighs.
KKC: Crud . . . Yukina, will you finish bandaging Jin for me? I'm gonna go get the door.
The doorbell rings again and again and again and again and again and-
KKC: *hides ears, tail, fangs, and claws* I'm coming. Just hold ya' horses! *Opens door*
Chris: Hi! *Waves and walks in* I'm here for that creative writing paper you said you'd do for me.
KKC: *sighs* Why you? Why now? Never mind . . . just come in and don't touch ~anything~ !
Chris: o.0 Okay . . . why?
KKC: 'Cause I said so! Now sit down and don't move from that spot! *Points to couch cushion next to Kurama, then goes into her room to get Chris' paper*
Chris: Yes ma'am. *Sits down next to Kurama*
Yusuke: *to Chris* Who the hell are you? *Whaps Jin on the head, as the wind demon is trying to get back up*
Chris: Me? What are YOU doing at my sister's house?
Kayko: KKC is your sister? Somehow I really don't see the resemblance . . .
Chris: *coughs* Stepsister, actually.
Kayko: Oh.
Chris: Er . . . yeah. *Watches Yusuke and Touya struggle with Jin while Yukina is bandaging the wind-master* So, Jin . . . do you have a thing for my sister?
Jin: *looks at Chris as if the boy had just sprouted three heads and slightly blushes* What?! The hell gave you that idea, lad?!
Chris: *innocently* Oh, I just see you and my sister hanging out together a lot, without parental supervision.
Fangirlitis: Chris, Mind. Gutter. Out.
Jin: *almost throws off Yusuke and Touya* Get over here so I can give you a thrashin' you'll never forget!
Yusuke: *absent-mindedly* If I didn't know any better, I'd say that's denial.
Jin: *glares at Yusuke* Who's side are you on, anyways?
Yusuke: *gulps nervously* Me? Dude, I'm neutral! ^ ^;;
KKC: *runs in, a giant stack of paper in hand* Found it!
Chris: o.0 . . . It was only supposed to be one page . . .
KKC: Er . . . I got caught up in the story-line?
Chris: . . . *shoves 40-page story in backpack* Works for me.
KKC: Be more careful! It took me over a week to write that!
Chris: Sorry ^ ^;;;
Fangirlitis: I'm bored . . . @__@
Kurama: God, not again . . .
Fangirlitis: Huh? Oh, no! I don't plan on vandalizing public property again, but I do have an idea.
Kuwabara: Spill it.
Fangirlitis: Well, downtown there's this giant party that goes on all night. There's free food, music, free beer . . .
Botan: So . . ?
Yukina: Er . . . I really must be going . . . see you later! *Waves goodbye and runs off so she can catch the next train to Kennedy airport*
Fangirlitis: Anyways, we should go. It's fun!
Chris: Yeah! Let's go get drunk!
Everyone: o_0
Yusuke: Sounds good to me! ^-^ *Pats Chris on the back* kid, this could turn out to be a beautiful friendship!
Fangirlitis: Hey, it was MY idea.
Yusuke: Whatever, lets just go!
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End part one. In part two- a midnight party! Who knows who'll show up? And how many bottles of Budweiser can Chuu drink without passing out? Why the hell am I asking these stupid questions when you can find out for yourself. And remember, press the review button or I will have a drunken Chuu use his Swagger Fu on you.
-KKC
