Author's Note: I don't own anything

Summary: Ursula can't fit into her octopus outfit.

The witch of the sea was asleep in her large shell. She was snoring so loud that Flotsam and Jetsam couldn't sleep so they decided to get up. Ursula finally awoke to the sound of her alarm clock, the moans of all the stolen souls of the merpeople. Ursula yawned and stretched before getting out of bed. She looked at herself at the mirror. Fat and purple. With white hair. Ursula just oozed sexy-full-ness.

Ursula went over to her closet and pulled out her trademark black outfit. She began to pull it over her rather large body and she grunted as she pulled it up. She didn't remember it being this tight. "Come on stupid dress!" she yelled at it.

She stopped pulling it when it came to her large thighs. She was frustrated. She knelt on the ground and began to pull slowly. The dress came up a little further but still wasn't in the proper place. Sighing she called in her two henchmen, the eels. Flotsam and Jetsam.

"Help me with this!"

The eels took both sides of the dress and bit down on it and swam backwards. "FASTER!" Ursula screamed at them.

The eels were going as fast as they could, but the problem was that Ursula was too fat. The dress was stuck in her rolls of fat. "Ursula, you are too fat," the eels complained.

Ursula stood up and glared at them. She looked at the size of the dress and gasped. "This is the wrong dress! This is the super skinny sized villainess outfit! I need the extra large and in charge size."

The eels swam away as Ursula tried to find the right sized outfit.