{This a humorous Fanfic, perhaps, if people like it, I will make more. :
Btw I don't own bebop}
"Faye Faye! Edward saw Spike! He was a see through man!!! And and..!" And instantly, Ed's words where halted by a glare from both jet and Faye, and maybe even Ein, who even though did not care for Spike that much, he still had some sort of dog to man bond.
"Ed.don't, don't do this" Jet said as he rotated his head slowly to the side. During that period of time when the Bebop's repairs where almost done, Ed had came back, somehow making her way on a space transport and returning to the bebop, saying that it was too boring on earth.
"But Ed saw Spike person he was grumbling about something and saying a lot of nasty words I hear you guys use on me when I take something of yours!!"
"Ed! "Jet growled as he slammed a tight fist onto a metal table. Edward had done this a few times before, and each time it was either Faye or Jet who scowled and started to say curse words many times over, and each time, Ed had returned back to her favorite little corners and places on the large Bebop.
And like those many times before, she had sulked off, with that hanging look on her face. And in this case she returned to the last place where she had the tomato hooked up to power circuit. And with that still disgruntled look on her face she typed away, slowly. Only her index fingers making contact with each of the separate keys.
"Edward did see Spike" she said to Ein who had padded casually over to the orange haired, lankily built girl. "And Edward is gonna get Spike to come out. Cause Ed knows what Spike-man likes." Ein, after her words, cocked his head to the side in wonderment. His tail that was hidden under that large amount of fur on his back wagged slightly, indeed, he would like to see Spike Spiegel again, even though he knew he WAS dead. Dogs, they could sense that sort of thing, they could sense ghosts said from rumor, but from what Ed could see, the mutt gave no unusual signs.
It was a few hours later and in the middle of the night on Mars. And in Ed's hand was held up a pack of Faye's cigarettes, in all there glory, and at the moment, the whole world seemed to revolve around them.
She then, like a cat slinked down to the ground and began to crawl away in the dim lightening that came from the not too far off kitchen. And past the kitchen she went, up through the gravitational hall and over to the hangar where all the monocrafts laid, awaiting to be used again.
"Ein, Edward is gonna stay here, cause this where me saw Spike last! I am gonna put Faye-Faye's death sticks out on the steps and watch." Ed then glanced down at Ein, who looked up at her with those beady brown eyes, and blinking once as if an okay.
Slowly, after getting Ein's answer from what she could tell, Ed slinked out silently, then gently placed the cigarettes on the ground, then without the smoothness of appearing from the corner she returned to where Ein was, tripping over a toolbox, catching her balance then running back by the Corgi.
"Now, we wait!" Ed said with her large grin and Ein whined and reclined down onto his stomach, obviously, the waiting game was not going to be fun.
"Edward! Where the hell are MY cigarettes! Are your trying to stop me from smoking, Again!" that's what Ed awoke too in the morning. Then it was soon changed to an "Oh hear they are" and abruptly, the woman grasped the cigarettes from the steps and went back on her way, leaving Ed hunched in the corner now wide awake.
"Ein.Ed does not think Spike person was hear last night," Ed stood slowly and peered around, nothing had changed, everything was in a deep silence, even though they where preparing to take off to Ganymede where a large bounty head was said to be hiding out.
The Corgi gave an agreeable bark and began to sniff around, his black nose retracting each time he inhaled a breath. Soon, Ein was followed by the girl who now thought it would be fun to return to the tomato and do some free hacking on the web. And that's all she did the whole day as well.
There was really nothing she could do actually, she wanted to stay away from Jet, and Faye for that matter. Just to let them cool off. Yet, she also wondered why they would think it was a joke. She did know Spike was no longer with the living, and although Ed could be awkward as people would say, she would never joke about a good friend being dead, then being seen again on the ship. And she wondered why they would think that too, it had been a month now, and they had not gotten over it? All well, they will just have to see him for themselves, Ed thought.
With that, Ed continued to type away, until she felt it was night, even in space, so she descended once again towards the hangar. And once again grabbing Faye's cigarette's on the way.
"Perhaps Ein, he did not see them on the steps so I am gonna put them on the swordfish! Cause on a site Ein, I saw that ghosts like to go where they have a lot of memories", and as if a yes, Ein barked.
It was three A.M. and Ed held the most distrustful thing a girl like her could have, Coffee. And that whole time in her place, she bounced up and down her knees, repetitively speaking, "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee. "
Then as Ed took another gulp of the fluid of wonders, Ein's head abruptly lifted up, ears pinning behind his head and his fur standing on end as he stood. Growling the dog took a step forward, grasping Ed's attention at the same time. The whole bebop hanger had gotten quiet. And it was a perfect time for Ed to use the age old cliché, "Ein, It is quiet, too quiet."
Ein, did not answer, and only continued to growl, and Ed peered up towards the area where Ein had is beady eyes locked.
"SPIKE! "ed yelled as she leapt forward to a luminous figure by the Swordfish II. And that figure peered up at the kid, high on caffeine, charging at what seemed like a hundred miles per hours towards them.
"Ed? Ed.hey wait!" the figure said as the kid suddenly made a flying leap only to crash onto the ground and into a bunch of card-board boxes.
It took Ed a few moments to come back to reality with Ein's licks on her head. The child grumbled as she lifted her hands and rubbed the back of her neck. Then soon the child heard the Corgi whine and step back. Abruptly Ed leapt up as she felt a chill run harshly down her spine as she turned around to see that luminous figure once again near by, having a hand gently on her shoulder.
"Spike-man?" Ed asked as she turned slowly, now unsure, then she saw it, although somewhat transparent, he had that poofy hair, the long, lanky body, and the mismatched eyes Faye had told her about. But this time around he wore a trench coat that Ed had only seen once and he had blood all over him, blood that was on him when he fought Vicious that one month ago. Yet Ed did not see any of this so, obviously this would make her, simply, be a bit spooked to say the least.
"Spike you are bleeding! Did lunk-head get shot again? "Ed asked with a change of expression from fright to curiosity.
The man, or dead guy, gave a 'shut up' glance, a glance Ed has been getting so much lately.
Then, without giving much notice, Ed spoke up, "Why is Spike-man here? Did he not make it to heaven.or did you not like it doooowwwn there" She suddenly leapt behind him and did the 'sprit fingers' routine and the whole time Spike had the look of unamusement in his eyes.
"Ed.Well" Spike tried to put together his words. Then he though 'wait, he was the dead, he did not have to answer her. "You don't need to know." he spoke slowly eyeing the girl as she suddenly dashed through him and got that look. That questioning, and at the same time mischievous look. "Oh, so Spike man, does not want to tell Ed? Cause Spike is embarrassed?"
Spike just stood in his place, arms crossing slowly. He was dead, he did not have to answer her, but still, even in the after life, he did have his pride. "The 'Big Guy' said for me to make it to heaven I have to atone for my sins." Ed gave a blink after his words, "So I have to be your guardian angel..for..some..time..."
Ed blinked again, contemplating a bit then, again , that huge grin curved her lips, "So does that mean Spike will be staying with Bebop for a long time?" Spike, hesitantly, nodded his head. Ed was the only one who knew about him, the one he wished who was the last who did. Ohh Joy Spike thought, as the kid started to do what would be a called a happy dance.
"Faye Faye! Edward saw Spike! He was a see through man!!! And and..!" And instantly, Ed's words where halted by a glare from both jet and Faye, and maybe even Ein, who even though did not care for Spike that much, he still had some sort of dog to man bond.
"Ed.don't, don't do this" Jet said as he rotated his head slowly to the side. During that period of time when the Bebop's repairs where almost done, Ed had came back, somehow making her way on a space transport and returning to the bebop, saying that it was too boring on earth.
"But Ed saw Spike person he was grumbling about something and saying a lot of nasty words I hear you guys use on me when I take something of yours!!"
"Ed! "Jet growled as he slammed a tight fist onto a metal table. Edward had done this a few times before, and each time it was either Faye or Jet who scowled and started to say curse words many times over, and each time, Ed had returned back to her favorite little corners and places on the large Bebop.
And like those many times before, she had sulked off, with that hanging look on her face. And in this case she returned to the last place where she had the tomato hooked up to power circuit. And with that still disgruntled look on her face she typed away, slowly. Only her index fingers making contact with each of the separate keys.
"Edward did see Spike" she said to Ein who had padded casually over to the orange haired, lankily built girl. "And Edward is gonna get Spike to come out. Cause Ed knows what Spike-man likes." Ein, after her words, cocked his head to the side in wonderment. His tail that was hidden under that large amount of fur on his back wagged slightly, indeed, he would like to see Spike Spiegel again, even though he knew he WAS dead. Dogs, they could sense that sort of thing, they could sense ghosts said from rumor, but from what Ed could see, the mutt gave no unusual signs.
It was a few hours later and in the middle of the night on Mars. And in Ed's hand was held up a pack of Faye's cigarettes, in all there glory, and at the moment, the whole world seemed to revolve around them.
She then, like a cat slinked down to the ground and began to crawl away in the dim lightening that came from the not too far off kitchen. And past the kitchen she went, up through the gravitational hall and over to the hangar where all the monocrafts laid, awaiting to be used again.
"Ein, Edward is gonna stay here, cause this where me saw Spike last! I am gonna put Faye-Faye's death sticks out on the steps and watch." Ed then glanced down at Ein, who looked up at her with those beady brown eyes, and blinking once as if an okay.
Slowly, after getting Ein's answer from what she could tell, Ed slinked out silently, then gently placed the cigarettes on the ground, then without the smoothness of appearing from the corner she returned to where Ein was, tripping over a toolbox, catching her balance then running back by the Corgi.
"Now, we wait!" Ed said with her large grin and Ein whined and reclined down onto his stomach, obviously, the waiting game was not going to be fun.
"Edward! Where the hell are MY cigarettes! Are your trying to stop me from smoking, Again!" that's what Ed awoke too in the morning. Then it was soon changed to an "Oh hear they are" and abruptly, the woman grasped the cigarettes from the steps and went back on her way, leaving Ed hunched in the corner now wide awake.
"Ein.Ed does not think Spike person was hear last night," Ed stood slowly and peered around, nothing had changed, everything was in a deep silence, even though they where preparing to take off to Ganymede where a large bounty head was said to be hiding out.
The Corgi gave an agreeable bark and began to sniff around, his black nose retracting each time he inhaled a breath. Soon, Ein was followed by the girl who now thought it would be fun to return to the tomato and do some free hacking on the web. And that's all she did the whole day as well.
There was really nothing she could do actually, she wanted to stay away from Jet, and Faye for that matter. Just to let them cool off. Yet, she also wondered why they would think it was a joke. She did know Spike was no longer with the living, and although Ed could be awkward as people would say, she would never joke about a good friend being dead, then being seen again on the ship. And she wondered why they would think that too, it had been a month now, and they had not gotten over it? All well, they will just have to see him for themselves, Ed thought.
With that, Ed continued to type away, until she felt it was night, even in space, so she descended once again towards the hangar. And once again grabbing Faye's cigarette's on the way.
"Perhaps Ein, he did not see them on the steps so I am gonna put them on the swordfish! Cause on a site Ein, I saw that ghosts like to go where they have a lot of memories", and as if a yes, Ein barked.
It was three A.M. and Ed held the most distrustful thing a girl like her could have, Coffee. And that whole time in her place, she bounced up and down her knees, repetitively speaking, "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee. "
Then as Ed took another gulp of the fluid of wonders, Ein's head abruptly lifted up, ears pinning behind his head and his fur standing on end as he stood. Growling the dog took a step forward, grasping Ed's attention at the same time. The whole bebop hanger had gotten quiet. And it was a perfect time for Ed to use the age old cliché, "Ein, It is quiet, too quiet."
Ein, did not answer, and only continued to growl, and Ed peered up towards the area where Ein had is beady eyes locked.
"SPIKE! "ed yelled as she leapt forward to a luminous figure by the Swordfish II. And that figure peered up at the kid, high on caffeine, charging at what seemed like a hundred miles per hours towards them.
"Ed? Ed.hey wait!" the figure said as the kid suddenly made a flying leap only to crash onto the ground and into a bunch of card-board boxes.
It took Ed a few moments to come back to reality with Ein's licks on her head. The child grumbled as she lifted her hands and rubbed the back of her neck. Then soon the child heard the Corgi whine and step back. Abruptly Ed leapt up as she felt a chill run harshly down her spine as she turned around to see that luminous figure once again near by, having a hand gently on her shoulder.
"Spike-man?" Ed asked as she turned slowly, now unsure, then she saw it, although somewhat transparent, he had that poofy hair, the long, lanky body, and the mismatched eyes Faye had told her about. But this time around he wore a trench coat that Ed had only seen once and he had blood all over him, blood that was on him when he fought Vicious that one month ago. Yet Ed did not see any of this so, obviously this would make her, simply, be a bit spooked to say the least.
"Spike you are bleeding! Did lunk-head get shot again? "Ed asked with a change of expression from fright to curiosity.
The man, or dead guy, gave a 'shut up' glance, a glance Ed has been getting so much lately.
Then, without giving much notice, Ed spoke up, "Why is Spike-man here? Did he not make it to heaven.or did you not like it doooowwwn there" She suddenly leapt behind him and did the 'sprit fingers' routine and the whole time Spike had the look of unamusement in his eyes.
"Ed.Well" Spike tried to put together his words. Then he though 'wait, he was the dead, he did not have to answer her. "You don't need to know." he spoke slowly eyeing the girl as she suddenly dashed through him and got that look. That questioning, and at the same time mischievous look. "Oh, so Spike man, does not want to tell Ed? Cause Spike is embarrassed?"
Spike just stood in his place, arms crossing slowly. He was dead, he did not have to answer her, but still, even in the after life, he did have his pride. "The 'Big Guy' said for me to make it to heaven I have to atone for my sins." Ed gave a blink after his words, "So I have to be your guardian angel..for..some..time..."
Ed blinked again, contemplating a bit then, again , that huge grin curved her lips, "So does that mean Spike will be staying with Bebop for a long time?" Spike, hesitantly, nodded his head. Ed was the only one who knew about him, the one he wished who was the last who did. Ohh Joy Spike thought, as the kid started to do what would be a called a happy dance.
