ON: Ok. Here we go with the first set of questions.
Zoro: How come I have a bad feeling about this?
ON: Cause your drunk.
Zoro: I ain't drunk you old man!
ON: I'm 13……How can I be old?
Zoro: I don't know.
ON: First question is from the EVIL TAKONO
WOO HOO FIRST REVIEW!
aww, zoros mad... MAKE HIM MADDER!! 1. hows your love life with your husband?(i dont mean sanji, im HIS fangirl) 2. whats it like having green hair? 3. whats your show size?
I don't have a husband. And love cook has fans? It's the end of the world.
It's OK.
I don't know. I haven't checked.
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ON: OK. Next one is from dcedie
Hey marimo, i got 3 questions.
1. what's your opinion on sugar?
2. if you didn't have the option of swords what would u be using?
3. out of everyone you've ever met who do you hate most?
1: My opinion…….It drives people crazy.
2: Probably things like daggers, knives, sword related crap.
3: 2 words: love cook.
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ON: Next on is from HogwartShinobi…..Which is directed at me.
...Just out of...'Curiousity', exactly where did you get the title to your story? I mean...It's SO. FREAKING. ORIGINAL.
ON: Well his name is Zoro. Would you rather want me to put in 'Ask Zolo', or 'Ask Marimo?' Wait…..Marimo sounds nice….. I'm changing the title!
Zoro:……………
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ON: This one is from Deji-Suta
Suta: hey! my favorite character is Luffy too!!
Luffy: really?? yay!
Suta: yep! anyway! do you know who De-Ji is??
Zoro: No. I don't know who De-Ji is.
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ON: OK! Next one is mischeifmaiden!
HiHi
Do you love Tashigi?
Zoro: No. I hate her.
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ON: Next one is Deji again.
De-Ji here!
you don't know me? you should go read some other ask columns... and maybe review! only if you want to though... oh! and want to torture baka cook? I have some good pranks to pull if you do
Zoro: Pranks on Ero Cook? turns to ON.
ON: Yes. I hate him to. He wouldn't fight Kalfia. His chivalry is going to get him killed one day.
Zoro: Alright! I'll go read the advice column! Just make the perverted cook suffer!
ON: SANJI MUST SUFFER!
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ON: This one is from 8yume.
hihi peoples!!
zozo: can u sing?...eaither way can u please sing my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard?pretty pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!?
i had a dream about it and i want to make it come true
Zoro: No…..2 reasons. 1: I don't know where you live, 2: I don't sing. And don't call me zozo! That sounds so….So….
ON: Cute?
Zoro: Shutup!
ON: OK.
ON grabs Halloween candy.
ON: Apple Sauce? What the hell? (Yes. I actually GOT apple sauce in my Halloween bag… Why someone is handing it out is a mystery to me…..I'm allergic to apples so why would I want apple sauce?)
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ON: Another one from mischiefmaiden!
HiHi!
Aw why do you hate her? dresses sanji up in drag
Zoro: She looks to much like Kuina.
ON: Oh come on! It's obvious you love her!
Zoro: What was that!?
ON: If you didn't you would beat the living shit out of her.
Zoro: If you know whats good for you you'll-
ON: She might BE Kuina.
Zoro: WHAT!?
ON: How do you know she somehow survived but lost her memory?
Zoro: I was at her funeral…
ON: Well how about-
Zoro: SHUTUP!
