Twelve Nights: You Get The Reference

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Yet Another Christmas Fanfiction

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Wow, Jason Tandro Has Really Sold Out To The Whole Holiday Concept Hasn't He?

By: Jason Tandro

Author's Note: Ah, the season is once again upon us. That lovely time when we send bargain bin gifts to relatives we barely know because one of the original Pope's decided that we should have the celebration of Christ's birth coincide with the Roman celebration of Saturnus.

To my fellow Christians, please try not to get dragged into the commercialism and remember what the season is about.

To my non-Christian friends, don't let my asshole fellow Christians get you down by saying that since you're not Christian you shouldn't celebrate Christmas.

To my "somewhere-in-betweener" friends, I offer this delightful little story about the holiday season. As a nice "sampler" I have decided to include bits and pieces of the characters and storylines from all of my fanfictions, all wrapped up in the 33 cent dollar store bow holding this whole thing together: Christmas.

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