A Man's Worst Nightmare

Cloud had just gotten Tifa where he wanted her... in bed. He had started to take off her shirt, and was getting ready for the time of his life when Tifa pulled down his boxers.

She hesitated, and then a broad grin broke across her face.

"Cloud... What exactly is that?" She said, pointing to the tiny appendage that was popping up to meet her gaze.

"Well... You know what it is..." He said, feeling put down.

She started laughing.

"You think that that's going to please me?" She chuckled.

"I thought it might." He said, blushing furiously.

"It's so... small..." She said, prodding it with her finger.

"Hey!" Cloud cried out.

"I think that my thumb is bigger." She said, holding her thumb against it for comparison, and indeed it was larger, both in width and length.

"I was expecting something a little... Bigger?" Tifa said, still holding her thumb against it.

Cloud was so put off now that he went limp.

"I think I'll go please myself Cloud... You clearly are inadequate..." She said seriously, getting up and leaving.

"Wait!" He cried, trying to catch Tifa's hand as she got up, but he missed, and fell off the bed.

"Seriously Cloud... You made such a big deal about how it was so big... And now that it comes down to it... You lied to me... I don't like that." She opened the door and left.

Cloud twitched on the floor, and wished he could just die.

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Cloud's eyes flew open, cold sweat pouring down his face.

He looked around, checking to see if anyone was looking, and then he pulled back the sheets.

His hand traveled to the waistband of his pants, and he lifted them up, checking to see if he really was that small.

He put his thumb against it, and found that what the dream had said was not true, and he felt relieved.

Tifa got out of the shower, and walked into Cloud's room.

She crawled into bed with him, and snuggled close.

Cloud looked at Tifa.

"I have a serious question for you." He said, his voice a little panicked.

"Yes?"

"Is this small?" He asked, showing her the thing in question.

Tifa stared at it for a few moments, and then laughed.

Cloud felt fear in his heart, and he wanted to die.

"That's huge! Any girl would be lucky to get you in bed!" Tifa said, staring at Cloud with a look of awe in her eyes.

Cloud looked shocked.

"Why'd you laugh?"

"Because I was so amazed."

She leaned in, and kissed him on the mouth.

"How's about we see how good it is now?" She asked seductively.

Cloud just about died.

"Really?"

"Yes!" Tifa said.

And there was never again any dreams of being inadequate ever again, and Cloud and Tifa lived happly ever after.

The END!