SO ONE DAY, SANDY WAS LIEK WAKIN THRU BIKN BOTTI, AND SHE FOUND A BOTTEL OF VOLCNO SAUCE AND SH OPENED IT UP, THE DROP OF HAT SUS HAD A FACE AND WUS LIEK "MWAHAHAHAHAHA" SO SANDEH IS ALL LIKE "IS DAT MASTER HAND?!" AND THE HAWT SUS DROP IS LIEK "MASTA HAN" AND SANDY DOES KARATE AND SHE'S LIK "HAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAH" AND HOT SAUCE IS ALL LIKEE "i kno is a toughi" BUT SANDEH'S LIEK "YOU'RE MAH GIRLFIEND" AND SANDY WAS LESBAN AND SHE AND THA HOT SAUCE DROP GOT MARRYED AND NO THEY WEREN'T DEY GOT DIVOCE DAT NEVA HAPPN "OH WAIT", VOLCANIC SUS SAID, "IMMA THE POWERS OF MOLTINESS" AND SANDY'S LK "moltiness is not even a real word" BUT SUS IS RIKE "TV TROPS SAY IT WUS NAUGHTINESS BUT IT IZ MOLTINESS" SANDY IS "YOU ARE NAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHTIE" LIKE FREAKY FRD FROM COURAGE THE COWRDL DUG AND THEN HOT SAUEC DRO REVREALS THE PHIOLOSPY OF LIFE ITSELF IT IS NOT 42 BUT IT IS THAT KARATE CHOPPERS IS NOT AIRING ON NICK ANYTIME THIS WEEK/WEEKEND AND SUNDEH'S ALL LOKE "NOOOOO KARATE CHOPPERS DUS NOT PLAI ON NIK ANYMORE" BUT HAWT SUUUUS OS LOKE "PARTICULAR DROP OF GOT SAUCE" AND SANDY IS LIKE "DYCK SAUSE" AND SHE PLAYS IT'S YOU BY DUCK SAUCE AND JAT SUS IS IKE "REALLY REALLY HOT" AND HE WANTS TO KILL HIMSELF BUT SANDEH IS LIEK NO PLEASE YOUR MY MOTHER BUUT HOT SAUCE SAYS "NO I'M AN DROP OF HOT SAUCE AND I WANT TO DIE" SANDY SAYS "JUST LIKE IN ASDFMOVIE7" BUT HOT SAUC REVEALS "I'M A DROP OF HOT SUS WITH TOM KENNU'S FACE!" AND ANDY IS LIKE "WWUUUUUUUUUT" SO HOT SUS DROO LIGHT HIMSELF ON FIRE AND DIED AND HIS LAST WORDS WERE "IMMA GONNA DIE" AND SANDY WAS LIKE YAAAAAAAY THE END