This fanfic was inspired by a writer who I think really sucks at writing fanfics, and for a while I called her story the worst ever. But right now I'm about to prove her wrong. Introducing.... the worst fanfic ever.
Enjoy!
Hi, I'm Bella Swan! I'm moving to a new town called Forks, where its really cold and my dad lives. My dads name Charlie and my moms name Renee, but she lives in Texas growing an enchilada farm.
I was the first day of school, and I was tripping. Then someone caught me. He had some grillz and chain bracelet that hung down REAL low... with his cap tilted to the side. He made me wanna DANCE!
"Yo, wangsta. Mah names Cullen. Eddie Cullen. You can't best me out in these parts."
"Aw, shucks. Hellow, Eddie. Mah names Belluh. And I come from the heart of Texas." I hiccuped, giggling.
"What class you have next, momma llama?" he said.
"Oh, I have Math!"
"Don't worry, hot stuff. I'll walk ya. Word."
"AW SHUCKS!"
After school he walks me home too, and then he stops at the door. My dad, Charlie (didn't I already say that? Oh yeah, Charlie has a moustache.) isnt there. WHAT WAS I GONNA COOK HIM FOR DINNER? DID HE LIKE ENCHILADAS?, CAUSE THAT WAS ALL THAT I COULD MAKE, GROWING UP IN AN ENCHILADA FARM AND ALL!!!!
"Bella, mah homegurl. Yo cool. Yo know yah cool right. So ima be up front with you, girl, aight? I like you. Yo a hot red pajama.
"Ooh... Eddie. Ya sure know how to impress a southener like me! My hearts like a Honkey Tonk set on FIRE!" My eyelids flutter.
"Don't I know it, babe? Aight, let's go to da GROTTO. Word."
"Ya'll... what's da Grotto? Can I start my enchilada farm there??"
"Start it later, babe. We goin to da GROTTO!!!"
So we went to the Grotto, and roleplayed Angie and Brad before they had kids, if ya know what I mean.
"OH MY GOD EDDIE!" I screamed in the Grotto. "OH IN THE HOLY NAME OF PEANUT BUTTER!"
"Bella be my babydaddy what? Whaddup shuga cakes?"
"MY STOMACH'S EXPLODING! WHAT'S COMING OUT OF ME????? YA'LL!!"
"Oh, snap. Babe, you gotz to CHILL! It's just da baby makin its way through. Looks like its a him. Whadya wanna call him, eh?"
Then I saw it. It was big and green, like a dragon snake. Obviously it was a her, because it had seaweed for hair. It looked like an oversized enchilada of my dream.
"Nessie...." I breathed. "So.... beautiful."
"Look just like the daddy..." he sniffled. "That things gonna be a showstopper bro. Word."
And we lived happily ever after in the Grotto, where we belonged. The End.
Wow, that was really horrible wasn't it? Now I hold rank for the worst fanfic ever. Review! (If your not thinking WTF at this story.)
