I did this because I'm still annoyed with SasuSaku but this will make everyone happy but first I need to get this one-shot off my head XD

I don't own Naruto. I own Momo.


(Hinata's P.o.v.)

Edible...Lotion? Who came up with that? Oh Hi I'm Hinata Hyuuga. My best Friends are Naruto Uzamaki and Momo Kaichi! It's strange though today Momo told me about the new Edible Lotion! It's in many flavors but they are all the same color. I say it looks somewhat like ranch dressing. Momo says it looks like sperm white. I just sighed as she gave me the edible lotion. I'm on my way to study with Naruto-kun. I blushed at the thought. I've had a crush on him for awhile now. Oh here I am at his door!! I knocked on his door and waited a few moments.

"Hina-chan! Glad you could make it!!" Naruto said as he stepped aside to let me in. We began to study for a half an hour. I remembered the lotion and pulled it out.

"Naruto-kun look at this."

"What is it?" He said as he examined the tag.

"It's edible lotion" I laughed as he gave me a funny look.

"Did you try it?" He asked. I shook my head. He smiled evilly as I gave him a confuse look. He lifted up the bottle and squirted it down my shirt. Surprisingly it left no stains but it felt weird in my shirt.

"Naruto-kun!!" I yelled as I tried to scoop out the lotion. After I had gotten most of it out I tried wiping some of it off my hands. There was too much though and I decided to eat it since it was edible. I licked it off my fingers and I found out it was really...GOOD!! I started to suck on my fingers not knowing Naruto was staring at me as I sucked and licked my fingers clean. I reached into my shirt to see some of it still there and ate that too. When I came to my senses I noticed a few of my buttons broke and Naruto's eyes were glazed over as he stared at me almost wondering what I'd do next.

"A-ano Naruto-kun do you have a shirt I can b-borrow?" I asked. He stared at me and then suddenly pinned me under him.

"Yeah sure but right now I have a problem."

"What i-is it?" I asked. He smirked at me and grinded his manhood against my women hood. I moaned loudly as I felt a huge lump through his pants.

"Naruto-kun Please..." I moaned out. He ripped off my shirt and pulled off my skirt and threw them somewhere. I grabbed his shirt and lifted it over his head And pulled down his pants as he kicked them off. He grabbed my left breast and licked down my neck. I moaned as he squeezed my breast. I reached down below his chest and put my hand under his boxers and stroked his dick.

"Hinataaaaa...I wanna fuck you...So HARD!!" He yelled as he lifted me up and ran to his beedroom. When we got there he roughly threw me on the bed. He ripped off my bra and under wear and kissed me with an emotion I can describe as love. I leaned into his his kiss as he pulled off his boxers and hovered over me.

"A-are you sure?" H e asked. I shyly nodded my head as he quickly penetrated me. I screamed out at the pain and tears stained my face. He whispered sweet-nothings in my ear and kissed my tears away. Soon the pain stopped and I told Naruto to continue. He thrust into me slowly at first but then sped up extremely fast. I threw my head back and moaned his name out loudly.

"Narutoooooooooooooi!!!!!!!!!"

"Hinataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled as I felt his seed fill my womb.

"Narutoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!" I climaxed as our juices mixed. I sighed dreamingly.

" I love you Naruto-kun...I always have" I said.

"I love you too and I will forever. Goodnight Hime" H e said as he kissed my forehead.

"Goodnight Koi" I said as I drifted off to sleep.


Ha!! I bet you couldn't guess why I thought of this!! Oh and if you invent edible lotion I want 10 percent of the profits XD Just kidding! The truth is I had this thought while I was eating and my brother was complaining about lotion XD