Psych

Eeeeeeh im so happy I started writing something new * girlish fanboy squeal *

Hope you like it...

I meant to put a joke here but this one reader keeps kicking my ass!

Episode 1 ... The Locker room ghost...

Sup Marco!

Uh hey Jackie? What ya up to? – I said nervously while one eye twitched rapidly... but it wasn't a very good streamer.

You peed you're pants? You accidentally destroyed you're PC with viruses while looking at cute girls? You are cheating on me?

What? No ! I wa...

You're actually a girl in a boys body? You're gay? – she said interrupting my oral presentation about my current stand of mind!

Jackie NO! UHHH let me finish ! It's the attire you're wearing !

Marco learned Rage – She joked – but what's wrong with my clothes?

I really dont want to tell her – I thought to muself

Marco! Earth to Marco!

I'm cheating on you! – she exclaimed

What?

JK but since I got you're attention what's wrong?

Ok you're half naked! Like you are topless ! That's what's wrong!

She blushed and asked to borrow my hoodie. Me being the good guy I was agreed and she ran home clearly embarrassed to change!

(The bell rang) ( using this( instead of * cause I cant for some apparent reason

So I went to class. But instead of everyone going normally to class like any sane person they like everyone in the school ran and screamed this phrase:

"THERE'S A GHOST IN THE LOCKER ROOM !"

And:

"AHHHHH!AHHHHHHHH! IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE! AHHHHHH!"

I thought this was a little suspicious and asked Janna as she was conveniently standing next to me what was going on! She just as dumbfounded as me . Then I decided to go to the locker room and see what was all the fuss about. And Janna followed me. Great I said in my head.

At the locker room door we noticed something not good the door was all scratched up and on it in what seemed was blood writing said: Do not enter!

Well at least it doesn't say : Death is certain! , Janna joked.

Then on the door another sentence appeared : Death is certain

You just had to jinx it didn't you?!

( the door opened like all the scary movie doors do )

Uh ladies first – I said nervously.

Then Janna punched my stomach and said :

Thank you , you're a real gentleman!

Obviously sarcasm was through the roof but she went in anyway.

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Todays bad puns =0

Next chapter – when i feel like it do not rush me!

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