Author's Notes!
There isn't much of a point to this... I was bored and looking at the Youtube video's I have favorited on my laptop. I watched this South Park one and thought 'Hey! I'm gonna make a story of this for Naruto!'
P.S. I do not own Naruto (If I did, we would all be in trouble) or South Park. But I do own some of this. The idea to make a Nauro story was all my idea~
Just an ordinary day at Kohona Academy, Kakashi Hatake was holding his 'romantic novel' *cough* Porn! *cough* in his hand while trying to teach the class. Iruka was out on a quick mission for a little, so Kakashi was thankfully nice enough to fill in during his absence. Today, the class was learning about chakra and different jutsu's. Kakashi pointed to one of the symbols.
Sasuke: I think I know the answer Sensei.
Naruto: Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh
Sasuke: Shut up baka!
Naruto: Don't call me a baka, you fucking emo!
Kakashi: Naruto! Did you just say the 'F' word?
Naruto: …What, emo?
Sasuke: No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school, you fucking baka.
Kakashi: Sasuke!
Naruto: Why the fuck not!?
Kakashi: Naruto!
Sakura: Dude! You just said fuck again!
Kakashi: Sakura!
Shino: *mumbles behind coat* Fuck!
Kakashi: Shino!
Naruto: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Kakashi: How would you like to go see the Hokage!
Naruto: How would you like to suck my balls!
Class: *Gasp!*
Kakashi: What did you say!?
Naruto: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What I actually said was *takes out megaphone and turns on* I said, how would you like to suck my balls, Sensei.
Kakashi: *Jaw drops*
Sakura: Holy shit.
Thank you for reading! =)
(If you did...)
Reviewz plz?
Okay, if you don't know who the Naruto people were, here they are---
Kakashi: Mr. Garrison
Naruto: Eric Cartman
Sasuke: Kyle
Sakura: Stanley (I know they are all guys in the South Park one, but I wanted her to be in it. Plus I think it would be funny to hear Sakura say fuck, lol)
Shino: Kenny
Class: ...Obviously the class
Here is the link to it --- .com/watch?v=oEhfydhSXBg
If it does not work for some reason, just go to Youtube and type in Souh Park fuck scene, the f- word
