It was the start of summer holiday 2016. Peppa sneakily looked through Daddy pig's top secret collection PlayPig (a rude magazine that Daddy Pig reads) that Mummy pig didn't know about. If she found out about them she would tear Daddy pig into a thousand pieces! All was interrupted by somebody outside screaming 'OH GOD PLEASE MUMMY PIG! WILL YOU OPEN THE GOD DAMMIT FREAKIN' DOOR!' Mummy pig said from downstairs 'SHUT UP! I'M PLAYING GTA 5!'
'WELL IF YOU WON'T OPEN THE DOOR YOURSELF, I WILL DRILL THOURGH IT!'
'HOLY COW!'
A mysterious figure drilled her way through the door she was wearing a yellow dress and black shoes. It was Miss Rabbit.
Daddy Pig comedown stairs and said 'Miss Rabbit what are you doing here? I hope you are not advertising.'
'HELL NO! I'VE JUST COME TO SAY THAT MY SISTER HAS BEEN A NASTY COW RECENTLY! AND I WANTED TO THROW HER OUT THE HOUSE! Will you help me do that?'
'THROW HER OUT THE HOUSE IS THE BEST YOU CAN DO!' Bellowed Mummy Pig 'There is only one way to settle this; A FIGHT TO THE DEATH. You and your sister both have lightsabres don't you? Plus I am training how to be a sith.'
Miss Rabbit replied 'Yeah. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and bring order to the galaxy.'
Miss Rabbit and her sister had agreed to fight to the death at sundown in the Pig family's garden. They both stood at each end of the garden. Mrs Rabbit took out her blue lightsabre, Miss Rabbit took out her red lightsabre. They fought long into the night until Mrs Rabbit had won #RIPMissRabbit (sad violin plays.)
Peppa and George went to bed after the lightsabre battle. It was quiet until they heard footsteps on the floor and quit growling noises. 'George did you hear that!' Peppa said in a shocked voice. 'Dinosaur' George said giggling. 'OH FOR GODS SAKE GEORGE IT'S NOT A DINOSAUR, THEY ARE EXTINCT!' Shouted Peppa. George stated crying. He stopped when a zombie Miss rabbit with rotting teeth, a missing eye and blood everywhere said 'MISS RABBIT MUST EAT YOUR BBRRRRRAAAIIIINNSSSS!' George and Peppa screamed like mad and insanely jumped out the window.
