Fic-May idiots dream
Author- um Chris???
Disclaimer-I don't own Harry Potter Nor do I own pacifically this idea.
Pairings-none unless baka #1 claims so

Note that I may have wrote this but One of my many bakas is the one who told me this story so no flames regarding how stupid this story may be to you it's not my fic. Thaaaannnnnnkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkk yyyooooooouuuuuu ooooo chris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha

Just to let peoples know CHRIS WROTE THIS NOT MAY!!!!!

Dumbledore was in one of his moods one day and decided to charm his office door. Whenever someone

walked in there hair color would change. So one day lucius was trying to threaten dumbledore "the ministry

is unsure if you are still capable of being head master here at hog warts. With all that has happened in the

last few years, attacks on the school, deaths, strange disappearances." his eyes glowed with malicious light

at the last part, still furious about seirus' escape.

Just then a furious gryffendor stormed in, then stopped dead in his tracks and silently shook with a

of giggles the second he saw Lucius' hair, which was pink by the way!

"Mr. Potter please excuse me, Mr. Malfoy and I were discussing a very important matter will you
please come back later."

"Ahhh, okay professor"

As Harry was walking back to the common room he passed by a mirror and was amazed by what he

saw , he had just thought Draco's dad was having a really bad hair day, but this was just wrong, his hair was

now bright blue with fire-red tips.

ash: wow that was... i dont know but i'll tell you later mabe. Um chris get your butt over here and say something!!!

Chirs: HIHIHIHI

Ash: 'ALLO.

Chris: DID YOU SAY HELLO?

Ash: NO, I SAID 'ALLO, BUT THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.

Chris: YOU'RE A WORM, AREN'T YOU?

Ash: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

Chris: DO YOU KNOW THE WAY THROUGH THIS LABYRINTH?

Ash: NO. I'M JUST A WORM.

Chris: OH.

Ash: COME AND MEET THE MISSUS.

Chris: WHAT YOU'RE MARRIED TO A GUY!!!!! OMG MY BEST FRIENDS GAY!

Ash: not like that stupid wack!

Chris& ash: BYE BYE!!!