Francis & Antonio were at Walmart(the busiest store in China)at Christmas time,no not

just anytime Christmas busiest time of the year.Anyways Francis & Antonio were

finding difficult to make their way through the packed casually slipped a fart

generator into the back of Francis's pants, made sure Francis wasn't looking, & walked to

the end of the isle,Antonio turned the volume to maximum capacity & pressed the

button on the remote that activated the fart generator.A loud farting noise made everyone

in the store stare at Francis.Francis saw everyone staring at him & he turned scarlet,he

felt like he was going to die.Suddenly Francis & Antonio's friend whom they were

staying with,Yao come towards him holding a wok(ladle like thing)."Why you fart in my

country?!Go fart in your own country!"Just as Yao finished talking,Francis "farted" again,

Yao looked at Francis like he had just killed someone.Yao approached Francis with the wok

held angrily above his laughed his butt off while Francis was being pounded into the ground

by Yao.