Manjistha X Jerod (by Gabe & Julien)
Rated MA for Major Awesomeness
"Catscan," she whispered longingly into his right ear. She would have whispered it into his left ear, due to the fact that she was sitting to the left of him, but she knew that his right ear worked better than his left ear because he had used technology to enhance the effectiveness of his right ear.
"The fourth wall has been broken," he said, carressing her hair. "How about we break another wall?" Manjistha blushed, not wanting to correct his incorrect usage of the phrase. "... LET'S SEE WHAT'S BEHIND WALL NUMBER 3!" He shouted, suddenly clothed in a suit and holding a thick microphone in his hands and a ginormous hammer in his other as he began tearing the wall down. In fact, there was a fire behind Wall Number 3, so they did the smart thing to do in this situation: they put on sombreros and began dancing. Then, the fire, realizing that sombreros are racist stereotypes, devoured the sombreros leaving Jerod and Manjistha in a suggestive position (Manjistha holding Jerod in the air) since Jerod was scared to death. Poor Jerod would have been much more satisfied at home with his beloved chinchillas.
But, then he would've realized he should have just bought a bottle of Fuzzy Naval and enjoyed fun time with his friends, specifically Manjistha, as he was doing now, but it hasn't gotten weird yet so shhh and pay attention. He also wished he had payed attention in his classes at school, particularly that enrichment class, as then he would have the magical power of creating heavenly, delicious goodness a.k.a. peanut butter and other delightful confections (he was hungry, you see). He was also tired of Julien's weird writing style and random humor type, so he changed the genre to "hentai" and grabbed Manjistha's waist, but then realized he was in middle school, so he calmed his armpits and just settled for leaning in toward her face in an awkward and not at all enticing manner.
Hentai? Armpits? With a melon? Ha! See how Gabriel distracts the audience from the theme-the main idea, as they would have said in kindergarten; or perhaps the central idea, if you were in Gifted kindergarten (I wasn't)-see how he procrastinates! Get on with it, I say!
Ha! See how Julien uses irony to try and be funny even though it's not? See how I'm using an anaphora because I'm not a baby? See how Manjistha wasn't ready for a kiss, pushing Jerod diametrically (oh look a big word) away and spinning aroud, blushing redder than a racit sterotype.
"But, baby, don't you want to lose your lip virginity?" He said in a manly way.
"Baby, I love you, but I just can't do drugs or lose my lip virginity," she replied, realizing that Julien isn't good at writing dramatic fanfics. Then they started talking about Japanese terms you sholdn't look up for some reason.
"Baby, I love you as well, but what the gosh darn heck is going on?" Jerod inquired, not wanting a teacher to mark his card. Jerod had finally seen the light-which is to say, he realized that Gabe had just written THREE PARAGRAPHS IN A ROW. THREE PARAGRAPHS, GABE.
Then, an anon from barged in, running like a bull, shouting, "MISTY, FOR YOU LMAO MEANS LAUGHING YOUR ASH OFF HAHAHA GET IT BECAUSE POKEMON," He shouted before dissapearing like René Decartes (pardon Gabe's spelling) in a fashion similar to Julien's foolish humor type. He also kidnapped Pedobear's second daughter.
"OMG OMG ILYILYILYILYILY RANDOM ANON!" Manjistha cried out to the Anon as he left.
Then they shagged or something because Gabe had to leave so he needed to post it.
