11/13/05 – I changed some stuff

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I decided to make this little humor piece. It's a parody of a lot of stuff from the show. I hope I don't make anyone angry, it's just supposed to make you laugh, or smile even :)

Any comments, review. If you have a suggestion or an idea I could add, review or email me.

Hope you enjoy :D

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Joan and Adam are trying to work things out

"Oh Jane I love you, but my sculpture" Adam said putting his hand dramatically in his forehead like a bad soap opera actress "It was so pretty, with all those weird things I put in it. Do you know how much trouble I went stealing things from people's houses to put in it? By the way, there's a piece of your mailbox in it if you want it back"

"Oh, yeah that. I thought you would have forgotten about it by now. Adam I'm sorry. But you know me crazy Joan, always doing crazy things. In my defense it was a fun thing to do. You should try it sometime. Great stress reliever"

"Cha. How can you say that Jane? Now I'm gonna have to go sulk in my shed thinking about how unfair my life is and about my annoying girlfriend Iris who I can't stand. And then I'll probably go steal-I mean find stuff to make two or three more weird sculptures of mine. See if I can get another sucker to buy one" Adam said leaving

"Oh Adam please don't go." Joan said trying to stop him, movie style extending her hand and placing her other hand in her forehead, but he kept walking "I have to win him back, but how? Think Joan think. Oh I know! I'll win him back with a song! I'm so smart" Joan said running into a light post "Ok, so Luke is the smart one" She then ran in the direction of the music store

And suddenly all through Arcadia a song was heard

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me

Don't hurt me No mo'

Adam was on his way to the shed after stealing- I mean finding a garden gnome for his new sculpture when he heard the song "It couldn't be…Could it? Could it really be Jane?" He went back to find out

He found Joan holding a radio over her head and dancing moving only her head left and right with the rhythm (Like they do in that movie "A Night at The Roxbury") until she hit the light post beside her with her head and dropped the radio

"Oh Jane, is that song really for me? It's so romantic"

"Yes Adam. That song is dedicated entirely to you from me. With all my feelings and stuff" Joan said as they kissed. Then Adam got down on one knee.

"Oh Jane, will you marry me?"

"Oh, of course Adam. Of course I'll marry you. But where did you get that ring?

"I always carry it around in case I have to spontaneously propose" He said smiling

"That is so romantic! Oh Adam, but what about Iris?"

"Cha, I don't know. You take care of her"

"Well my Dad is the chief of police so maybe I know some people who could take care of her, if you know what I mean…"

"Unchallenged Jane. We're so perfect together"

"I forgot what unchallenged means? Is it yes?"

"Unchallenged"

"... Ok. So there's something you should know about me Adam. It's a secret that I've been trying to tell you since we met. You probably don't even imagine what it is, but I have to tell you if we want to start our relationship again" A dramatic silence filled the air as Joan began her secret "Adam I-"

"You talk to God" Adam finished her sentence

"-talk to God" Joan said after him, her dramatic, tension-filled moment ruined "But how did you know? How could you possibly know if I didn't tell you? I'm so good at keeping secrets. I never tell. Like when Grace told me not to tell about her Barbie collection, or when Kevin told me not to tell people he really can walk, he's just lazy."

"Oh Jane I know, I've always known that's why you do crazy stuff all the time. But you should know something about me too Jane" The dramatic silence filled the air again "I talk to the leprechaun from the Lucky Charm's box."

"Really?" Joan said interested "Is he nice? I've never met a celebrity before. What is he like?"

"He's a funny dude when he's not telling me to burn stuff"

"Oh. Cool. So we're both crazy talking to invisible people. Kiss me Adam. Kiss me now"

"Cha Jane unchallenged" And they kissed

"I have a question Adam, why do you call me Jane?"

"What? That isn't your name?" He said confused. Joan looked at him shocked, but then smiled

"I'm going to pretend you didn't really say that and then make up some mega romantic reason for when people ask me that"

"Sure, whatever Jane. Oh hey look there's lucky Jane" He said waving to no one "Hi lucky. What? You want me to burn her? But I love her. Iris? Yeah I can burn her"

And they kissed again and lived happily ever after, until Joan ran into another pole and went into a coma...

From the sidewalk Grace and Luke watched them

"This is disgusting" Grace said

Luke looked at her "Yeah, really disgusting. In fact just by kissing you transfer more that a hundred germs and saliva-"

Grace interrupted him "Want to make out?"

"Hell yeah" And they started making out right there

-fin-

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He, he, well it was fun to write... Now come the flying tomatoes -ducks and run-