Jack's Sad Story

By LizzyTygrestick

There once was a pirate named Jack,

who had a certain... knack.

A great, grand pirate was he,

and Jack and his crew- they were free!

But one day Jack got antsy,

and met a girl named Nancy.

She was perfect in every way-

everyone loved her within a day!

Jack got jealous and glared around,

"Listen up, ye bilge-rats, 'twas I 'oo found

'er, she be mine, I say, and I'll scabber you all-

I hates competition, short or tall."

So Jack marooned his loyal crew

and three days later, Nancy left too-

with all his gold; old, and new.

Let this be your lesson; never trust a Mary Sue!