Chapter 1: A Peaceful Day in the Mushroom Kingdom???

It was a peaceful Sunday morning, around two o'clock am. Mario and Luigi, along with the rest of the Mushroom Kingdom, were all sleeping peacefully. Little did they all know what was happening down at the castle.
"Is everything all right Randy?" asked a guard Toad.
"No, there's an intruder coming through the front gates!" replied Randy, The other guard Toad.
"Man, we really need to lock those gates!" said the other guard Toad.
"I know Paul, but look, this is serious right now!" said Randy scared.
"Ok, but is it Bowser?" asked Paul.
"It doesn't appear to be" replied Randy.
"Who is it?" asked Paul.
"I don't know, but it appears to be huge, and floating!" said Randy now paranoid. "It's coming in Closer!"
"TAKE COVER!!!!!!" shrieked Paul.
The castle was lifted off the ground by the huge, shady character.
"Muhahahaha! After all the un-respected years, I'm finally gonna be noticed as a threat, C'mon Mario, bring it, you will never get me!" bellowed the shady character.
The next morning, Mario awoke with a start.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!" yelled Luigi.
Mario jumped up and fell out of the bed.
"What?" asked Mario half-asleep.
"The toilet's backed up!" said Luigi angrily.
"Oh I though it was Someth.."
"HOLY SH.I mean SHOOT!" yelled Luigi almost swearing.
"What now!?" asked Mario angrily.
"The castle's gone!" yelled Luigi shocked.
"Oh.WHAT!?" yelled Mario caught off-guard. "We should investigate this!"
Mario and Luigi headed up to the castle. Nothing was left of the castle, except for a few scattered pipes lying about and one of the guard Toads.
"Norman!?" called out Mario. "What's happened?"
"Mario" he said weakly "The.castle.air.creature.huge.floating.Princess.gone.everyone." Norman fainted.
"He must've fallen out of the castle, Mario, we should take him home, we should try getting him conscience again," Luigi said.
"Okay" said Mario.
They both picked him up and brought him back to their house. Luigi laid him down on the couch, Mario turned on the TV.
".And our top story this morning, Princess Peach's castle has been completely lifted off from its foundation, early this morning, at about two am, Princess Peach's castle was lifted, no evidence has been left, and evidentially it's not Bowser, whom we interviewed early this morning." the news anchorman said.
"Look Luigi, this is really serious, it's not Bowser, who else could it be?" asked Mario.
"Baby Bowser maybe," Luigi suggested.
"I don't know, there was no trace of any vehicle lifting the castle out of place like last time," said Mario thinking.
"Okay, but then this person would've had to of lifted it up by himself, but who's that strong?" asked Luigi.
"I don't know, but we're going to have to do one hell of a lot of training for that!" said Mario now getting worried.
"Yeah" said Luigi seriously.
Just then Norman started to come to.
"Ohhhhh.where am I?" Norman asked stupidly.
"Ah, Norman" said Luigi relieved to see Norman all right.
"Luigi?" Norman asked, "oh, the princess, look, we've got to save here, same huge floating thing took the castle, I jumped out from the window in time, but the others" he broke off, "I'm not sure what's happened to them."
"Don't worry we're on it!" said Mario ready.
"No, Mario wait!" Norman called. Mario Stopped. "This guy's really strong, just the two of you won't do, we're going to need an army!"
"Who can we recruit?" Luigi asked.
"First let's train, to get stronger, and then we'll figure out a plan," said Mario.
"Okay."
Mario and Luigi went outside into the front yard with Norman; Norman was in no condition to be training, so he just sat down on a lawn chair. After a few hours of training Mario decided to give Luigi his all, he smoked Luigi right in the face, and he went flying, he was soaring through the sky, Luigi was now well above the house rooftop. But meanwhile inside a hot air balloon.
"James, I don't think we're going the right way." said a woman with long red hair.
"You may be right Jess, but who knows, we might catch gazoodles of rare Pokémon!" said James, a purple-haired man.
"I don't know Jimmy!" said a talking cat. "You know, you've always been known to be an idiot."
"Shut up Meowth!" snapped James. "Hey, what's that noise?"
"WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" shouted Luigi.
"WATCH OUT!" shouted Jessie, James, and Meowth at the same time.
Luigi crashed into the balloon and popping it, they all went crashing towards the ground, until CRASH!!!!! right in front of Mario.
"What the.?" started Mario.
"Huh? Wha.?" said Norman, who was awoken with a start.
"Luigi?" called Mario.
"Muhahahahahaha."