ShadTig-Huzzah! It's the first fic!
Yusuke- Huzzah?
ShadTig- MINE!!!!
Kryll- what a spaz.
Yusuke- You said it.
ShadTig- BLUE MONKEYS!
Kryll- oh no….she didn't….
ShadTig- SUGAR!!!!
Yusuke/Kryll-Crap!
SkipperthecaT-since ShadTig is unable to do so, I shall do the disclaimer.
ShadTig- MY CAT TALKS!
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Pesky Neighbors
A Report By Yusuke Urameshi
(Yes, he actually did a report. Yusuke- No I DIDN'T!)
First off, you need special materials to be rid of the species known as "peskious neighborous" such as:
A fire hose A fire apparition (known as Hiei)
A fire truck alarm(of different variations)
A fire painted alarm clock A leaf blower
Now, take your fire apparition, teach him ding-dong-ditch at your grandparents house, and once he's mastered that, it's time to move on to the species known as "peskious neighborous". If they're old folks, 4,585 times of ding-dong-ditch oughta make them lose their hearing to the point where they won't hear your music anymore. If they're younger, we'll use our "fire truck" alarm. Also, grab your painted alarm clock. Set it for 2:00 am, head outside at this time, and use the fire truck alarm. Highly recommended to use earplugs. Now , if that doesn't ruin their hearing, nothing will. If they call the police, you're screwed. If worst comes to worst, get the fire hose, and leaf blower. What will we do with these items? Well, at 5:00 am, or when they're going to work, take your leaf blower, and a paper bag. Can't forget the paper bag. Place paper bag over your head. Cut eyeholes, unless it's too dark to see anyhow. Now, take leaf blower, turn on the leaf blower, and mess up their hair/clothes, and they're screaming and crying for mercy.
Then, take the fire hose. Hose 'em down. I don't think there are directions needed for hosing these creepy critters down, unless you're are a complete and total idiot like the principal. Anywho, this oughta make them leave, and you're now the pesky, and or clever teenage neighbor.
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Yusuke- I think that was too smart to be me.
Kryll- Wow, you actually admit to that?
ShadTig Maybe Kurama wrote it.
Yusuke- Naw, too smart to be him too.
ShadTig- Grrrrrrrrr, But I'm the authoress, so what I say goes!
Yusuke- Uh oh, I'm going to die. Cheese.
Kryll- That's what I had for dinner.
ShadTig- No, she's not blonde.
Yusuke-Why'd you make me say that?
ShadTig- Because I can. Authoress, remember?
SkipperthecaT- R&R Please! She doesn't care if they're flames! Enough reviews, and she might make a second chapter!
Yusuke- Huzzah?
ShadTig- MINE!!!!
Kryll- what a spaz.
Yusuke- You said it.
ShadTig- BLUE MONKEYS!
Kryll- oh no….she didn't….
ShadTig- SUGAR!!!!
Yusuke/Kryll-Crap!
SkipperthecaT-since ShadTig is unable to do so, I shall do the disclaimer.
ShadTig- MY CAT TALKS!
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Pesky Neighbors
A Report By Yusuke Urameshi
(Yes, he actually did a report. Yusuke- No I DIDN'T!)
First off, you need special materials to be rid of the species known as "peskious neighborous" such as:
A fire hose A fire apparition (known as Hiei)
A fire truck alarm(of different variations)
A fire painted alarm clock A leaf blower
Now, take your fire apparition, teach him ding-dong-ditch at your grandparents house, and once he's mastered that, it's time to move on to the species known as "peskious neighborous". If they're old folks, 4,585 times of ding-dong-ditch oughta make them lose their hearing to the point where they won't hear your music anymore. If they're younger, we'll use our "fire truck" alarm. Also, grab your painted alarm clock. Set it for 2:00 am, head outside at this time, and use the fire truck alarm. Highly recommended to use earplugs. Now , if that doesn't ruin their hearing, nothing will. If they call the police, you're screwed. If worst comes to worst, get the fire hose, and leaf blower. What will we do with these items? Well, at 5:00 am, or when they're going to work, take your leaf blower, and a paper bag. Can't forget the paper bag. Place paper bag over your head. Cut eyeholes, unless it's too dark to see anyhow. Now, take leaf blower, turn on the leaf blower, and mess up their hair/clothes, and they're screaming and crying for mercy.
Then, take the fire hose. Hose 'em down. I don't think there are directions needed for hosing these creepy critters down, unless you're are a complete and total idiot like the principal. Anywho, this oughta make them leave, and you're now the pesky, and or clever teenage neighbor.
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Yusuke- I think that was too smart to be me.
Kryll- Wow, you actually admit to that?
ShadTig Maybe Kurama wrote it.
Yusuke- Naw, too smart to be him too.
ShadTig- Grrrrrrrrr, But I'm the authoress, so what I say goes!
Yusuke- Uh oh, I'm going to die. Cheese.
Kryll- That's what I had for dinner.
ShadTig- No, she's not blonde.
Yusuke-Why'd you make me say that?
ShadTig- Because I can. Authoress, remember?
SkipperthecaT- R&R Please! She doesn't care if they're flames! Enough reviews, and she might make a second chapter!
